Prison

westendgirlie

Every now and then I like to have a nosey at the Prison Forum. Some of the ass licking pleads of mercy make me chuckle and AngryBollix, well, he just told anyone that happened to look to "Go **** yourself"

For a long time I just browsed through the list and thought Gordon must be a serial offender as his name was always there. Dim but nice me.

But there is one mundane thing about prison posts. The word WHY. I believe that these offenders should grovel like they have never grovelled before for their release and propose that this word be banned from Prison. Actually, ban the word BANNED too.

Anyone else got any suggestions?

Gordon

I'm there for my sins.

BBDBB

only that we should be permitted a brief 10 minute window to add our comments & thoughts

mackg

Worth a look now and then, when someone acts the dick the threads are pretty funny.

Cicero

westendgirlie wrote: »

Anyone else got any suggestions?

o O

westendgirlie

Gordon wrote: »

I'm there for my sins.

Eternal Damnation

DEFTLEFTHAND

Ah yeah I like to take a peak now and then, nice bit of entertainment for me.:pac:

cloptrop

They should have to slop out every morning .

El Weirdo

"Why have I being banned?"


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

westendgirlie

mackg wrote: »

Worth a look now and then, when someone acts the dick the threads are pretty funny.

Me too, but there is always room for them to grovel a little bit more.

Cicero

I heard the prison officers provide coke and Galway Hookers to the funny ones

Immaculate Pasta

Well AngryBollix is a mad cunt so no surprises there like :cool:

Cicero

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Well AngryBollix is a mad cunt so no surprises there like :cool:

No he's not...he's a bollix

westendgirlie

Did someone have to write a poem a few months back, before they were released?

Where To

I'd love to get banned just to have the bants with Gordon:)

Micky Dolenz

Gordon wrote: »

I'm there for my sins.

Is it true that you are impotent omnipotent?

Zaph

westendgirlie wrote: »

Did someone have to write a poem a few months back, before they were released?

No, that was for re-admittance to tCN. However a few months ago I was challenged to to get the entire lyrics of this into various posts without the inmates noticing. One or two thought I'd gone mad, but I managed it.

VagnerLove

Prison forum?

SteoL

Yeah Prison is very entertaining. The admins provide a good laugh.

westendgirlie

VagnerLove wrote: »

Prison forum?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=335

westendgirlie

So, Prison Mods, would you be up for a new challenge?

Gordon

westendgirlie wrote: »

Did someone have to write a poem a few months back, before they were released?

Sadly no prison inmates did: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056493981

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Is it true that you are impotent omnipotent?

OMNOMPOTENT!

Cicero

I still say it's No ****, Sherlock.

Bipolar Joe

Gordon is easily one of the funniest Admin on Boards, possibly the Internet.

Gyalist

Prison Forum it the funniest forum on Boards. It's long been a secret pleasure of mine.

MickySticks

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Gordon is easily one of the funniest Admin on Boards, possibly the Internet.

Lick arse

Canis Lupus

It's like the YLYL thread. I let it build up for a while then chuckle my way through. To a lesser extent the Dispute Resolution forum can be a chuckle.

Where To

23 members currently viewing :eek:

Are you Gordon's girlfriend OP?

CardBordWindow

I thought I was the only one who had that guilty pleasure!

westendgirlie

Where To wrote: »

23 members currently viewing :eek:

Are you Gordon's girlfriend OP?

I just like this prison cos I don't have hide sharp implements in me girlie bits when I visit

I love Gordon there I said it not ashamed either

Bipolar Joe

MickySticks wrote: »

Lick arse

I needed to puke, thought it might help.

WoollyRedHat

Is it true that Prisoners are left for days without food, and are refused contact with their families? Is there any rights afforded, are you keeping in allowance with the UN Charter? Do they even have access to their attorney?

Another thing, if Sean Sherlock ever registers, please ban him and send him to the Prison forum, so he can have a good long thing at what a naughty boy he has been

Abi

westendgirlie wrote:

But there is one mundane thing about prison posts. The word WHY.

I believe that these offenders should grovel like they have never grovelled before

See your post above, particularly the part in bold.

Only curiosity took me there once, and the experience taught me fcuk all other than there are some sad fcukers that somehow can type.

There's only one place equally as sad, but I wouldn't even direct people there in case curiosity got to them and the rot spreads.

westendgirlie

Abi wrote: »

There's only one place equally as sad, but I wouldn't even direct people there in case curiosity got to them and the rot spreads.

The Lock Inn ? :P

L.Jenkins

BBDBB wrote: »

only that we should be permitted a brief 10 minute window to add our comments & thoughts

Would love posting rights so I could do a Jerry Springer 'Final Thoughts' review on each thread just for the lulz.

not yet

The mods in there are all pussies, I vote if your banned you should have a straightner with maki whats his face and if you win all the mods go to prison...

L.Jenkins

Could rebrand it, 'the 10th circle of hell', with Gordon as Satan and his job to make all the naughty posters squeal.

not yet

Like the scene from pulp fiction with the gimp..

L.Jenkins

Queue his motto, 'Release the gimp!'

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3558/3367235498_6e6ec77017.jpg

not yet

Plenty of em in prison.

not yet

Is it true they give you a lipstick and a little dress going in......

Abi

westendgirlie wrote: »

The Lock Inn ? :P

Oh very good

No.

Doc Ruby

Yikes, I looked and now I wish I hadn't.

xoxyx

El Weirdo wrote: »

"Why have I being banned?"


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Gordon wrote:

Spam.

That tasty meaty treat has been the downfall of many. :(

lividduck

Poor Sindri...I wondered where he had gone..:D

Immaculate Pasta

Has anyone ever managed a Shawshank style escape from the Prison forum?

Also has anyone done a dirty protest because of the Prison forum conditions yet?

Plazaman

I only posted my Student questionnaire in 14 different forums to see how I can improve my home based business which I only advertised in the 12 other relevant forums whilst calling several users and a few mods a thundering shower of ****érs........ Why was I banned?


Have I missed any?

Immaculate Pasta

Plazaman wrote: »

I only posted my Student questionnaire in 14 different forums to see how I can improve my home based business which I only advertised in the 12 other relevant forums whilst calling several users and a few mods a thundering shower of ****érs........ Why was I banned?

Go to Jail.

Do not pass Go.

Do not collect £200.

Viral Vector

Thanks OP I never knew about the Prison forum until now!

I can't stop laughing, Gordon and the rest are hilarious!!

girl2

Viral Vector wrote: »

Thanks OP I never knew about the Prison forum until now!

I can't stop laughing, Gordon and the rest are hilarious!!

+1

Am enjoying this place more and more each day.