When you feel like you're going to puke......

Bipolar Joe

Is it better to make it happen, or just try to hold it in. I've ran to the lavatory a few times, feeling like I'm just going to sick, but as soon as I get in there, the feeling goes away. I still feel ill, just that feeling of puke bubbling up is less severe. Is it best to force it out, hope it helps, or to wait it out, given that I mightn't vomit at all?

Cicero

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

.....I've ran to the lavatory ...l?

call it Jacks...you'll get there quicker...

westendgirlie

I have to stick my fingers down my throat. Can't stand that wanting to be sick feeling.

grindle

I always force it out, and always feel better (but momentarily weaker).

Voms away!

Fenian Army

Top Tip: Flush the toilet as you puke into it, time it right and no one will hear.

Immaculate Pasta

If you're on a night out or a session, sometimes if you're on the beers and you've had a few and are already feeling it, it's good to let it out and have a tactical chunder so to speak. You'll be able to carry on drinking longer into the night like :cool:

Bipolar Joe

I live on my own (No surprise, there), so if I do puke I want to make as much noise as possible, get it all out, nice and satisfying.

Agricola

Bring it on if you can. The feeling of wellness after vomiting is an amazing thing.

senorwipesalot

One hasnt lived until one has had the simultanious puke/squit combo.
Nice.

Where To

Eat a mug full of salt

Dudess

senorwipesalot wrote: »

One hasnt lived until one has had the simultanious puke/squit combo.
Nice.

Never did - what a treat lies in store for me if it happens some day.

Uriel.

Better out than in of you ask me.

Haven't heard anyone use the word lavatory in a looooong time

Micky Dolenz

Only the weak puke.

westendgirlie

senorwipesalot wrote: »

One hasnt lived until one has had the simultanious puke/squit combo.
Nice.

Never done that but I have peed a little bit>

<hangs head in shame>

rusty_racer94

Didn't puke even once in the last 10 years for sure!

Gummy Panda

Dudess wrote: »

senorwipesalot wrote: »

One hasnt lived until one has had the simultanious puke/squit combo.
Nice.

Never did - what a treat lies in store for me if it happens some day.

Nothing beats the sensual feeling of a full body purge

Jimmy Bottlehead

rusty_racer94 wrote: »

Didn't puke even once in the last 10 years for sure!

Me too. But just like 'The Streak' in Seinfeld, it will come to an end one day.

Mr Cumulonimbus

Brian Griffin method?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJw0DUZVfJw

DEFTLEFTHAND

Better out than in.

efb

Cold bathroom floor, delays inevitable puke- by about 5 secs!

Bipolar Joe

Uriel. wrote: »

Haven't heard anyone use the word lavatory in a looooong time

Just prefer that, it's what I heard it called when I was a kid. Toilet has a weird sound to it, and jacks just sounds dumb. It's my lavatory, not Jacks.

Pherekydes

Don't you have a vomitorium, OP?


/gets coat

Battered Mars Bar

Did you puke yet? pics

grindle

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Nothing beats the sensual feeling of a full body purge

Mmmhmmm, the tears and yellow bile can be used later as a lubricant for yer wan.

woodoo

If you can't stick your fingers down your throat. Stand over the toilet and roll your head about and twitch your stomach muscles to induce a vomit. Its much better to throw up.

Canard

It mostly helps, but I remember the last time I was actually sick and vomited it was total dry-heaving on the bathroom floor like a dying prisoner :rolleyes:
All it did was rip my throat to bits, absolutely not a helpful or relieving experience :pac:

cassElliot

i was in a cafe and felt i had to puke, so ran to the bathroom. except it came out while i was still running, so i puked mid-run and then slipped in the puke.

it was the lowest point of my life.

Battered Mars Bar

woodoo wrote: »

If you can't stick your fingers down your throat. Stand over the toilet and roll your head about and twitch your stomach muscles to induce a vomit. Its much better to throw up.

or just picture Mary Harney

Eathrin

Haven't vomited since I was a toddler. I've been sick recently and really wanted to vomit to get rid of that bad feeling but I can't do it anymore!

Pussy

Better to make it happen. If I feel like I'm going to spew I make it happen. I always feel better afterwards.

Bipolar Joe

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

Did you puke yet? pics

There you go. A little bit came out, so I tried again, same deal. Thought to myself "Well, this is disappointing" and went to go back to bed, when my body span me around, stuffed my head in the bowl and just let rip.

Foghladh

senorwipesalot wrote: »

One hasnt lived until one has had the simultanious puke/squit combo.
Nice.

Ah the memories!

I fondly remember the aftermath of a dodgy Chinese many moons ago. Sitting on the toilet dehydrating my life away whilst puking into the shower tray. Or rather trying to make the shower tray. I think I slept on the floor of the bathroom that night I was so weak. Good times

westendgirlie

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

There you go. A little bit came out, so I tried again, same deal. Thought to myself "Well, this is disappointing" and went to go back to bed, when my body span me around, stuffed my head in the bowl and just let rip.

Why oh why did I look :eek::eek::(

oranbhoy67

get it out.. your bodies trying to reject whatever is poisoning your system so once you get it out you will feel better!

Funny though that in the instant when you are puking you actually feel like your dying.. then when its done your all teary eyed as you wipe the snot that also managed to creep out your nostrils

MadYaker

I haven't puked because of illness in about 15 years. Apparently I've vomed a few times on nights out but by the time ive drank enough to make me sick im not remembering anything...

skoomi

The only time I've been indecisive about puking is when I'm low on cash. I have to think "wait... how much is the alcohol in my stomach worth? How much whiskey do I have left? Should I hold it in?"

I usually hold it in.

I'm poor.

Tom Cruise

When the room starts spinning i am gone

Birneybau

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

There you go. A little bit came out, so I tried again, same deal. Thought to myself "Well, this is disappointing" and went to go back to bed, when my body span me around, stuffed my head in the bowl and just let rip.

Thanks for that.

What's next, a picture of a turd?

IM0

put a sock in your mouth and lie down on your back

shopaholic01

oranbhoy67 wrote: »

get it out.. your bodies trying to reject whatever is poisoning your system so once you get it out you will feel better!

Funny though that in the instant when you are puking you actually feel like your dying.. then when its done your all teary eyed as you wipe the snot that also managed to creep out your nostrils

Ever wake up the morning after the night before and wonder why you can smell vomit? Then you remember getting sick and realise that some of your projectile vomit has logded in your nose .
Then just sit back and wait for the flashbacks :eek:

Uriel.

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Just prefer that, it's what I heard it called when I was a kid. Toilet has a weird sound to it, and jacks just sounds dumb. It's my lavatory, not Jacks.

Hey, I am not mocking you (much ) just genuinely haven't heard the word in ages

Super-Rush

Yeah well done?