Piss on the 65B

CommanderC

Got on the 65B last night into town.

A guy dressed like Justin Bieber (NY Yankees hat, skinny jeans, high tops) took a piss on the bus.

Pretty disgusting.........actually....very ****ing disgusting.

......Mingin skang biscuit !!!

Thanks for listening

phasers

ok

biko

65b, is that the one to Westport?

El Guapo!

CommanderC wrote: »

(NY Yankees hat, skinny jeans, high tops)

this bit alone makes me hate him already

Mint Sauce

Was he playing music loudly through his mobile as well?

Fucking hate that.

CommanderC

biko wrote: »

65b, is that the one to Westport?

It matters not what the destination was.

Tis the piss I was concerned with

Napper Hawkins

CommanderC wrote: »

It matters not what the destination was.

Tis the piss I was concerned with

A muppet engaged in muppetry. He's a muppet.
What's left to discuss?

3ndahalfof6

sometimes, when ya gota go ya gota go

Nuttzz

public transport is for losers.

Radharc na Sleibhte

Maybe it was justin bieber.....

falan

CommanderC wrote: »

Got on the 65B last night into town.

Which town?

theteal

falan wrote: »

Which town?

that's been alluded to already. . .


by any chance was it the tallaght end of the 65b route, op? i wouldn't want to be casting generalisations without the full facts

byte

falan wrote: »

Which town?

Westport

Gummy Panda

So you sat there while his piss dribbled down the length of the bus to your shoes?

TheBody

Maybe he was trying to blast you with piss!!

CommanderC

falan wrote: »

Which town?

Why ?

What does it matter ?

Tullamore. I was on my way to The Palace.


THERE WAS URINE SLUSHIN ABOUT THE FLOOR..........IT WAS LIKE THE GOD DAMN TITANIC !!!!!!!

3ndahalfof6

CommanderC wrote: »

Why ?

What does it matter ?

Tullamore. I was on my way to The Palace.


THERE WAS URINE SLUSHIN ABOUT THE FLOOR..........IT WAS LIKE THE GOD DAMN TITANIC !!!!!!!

the titanic hit an iceberg

Gannicus

did you blast him with piss for doing it.

I'd have took his hat and put it in the piss.

CommanderC

Gummy Panda wrote: »

So you sat there while his piss dribbled down the length of the bus to your shoes?

Yeah.....and then I had to walk home from the stop with pissy feet.

Nah- he did it upstairs. But Id say it would only have been a matter of time before it dribbled down the stairs.

shockwave

I would have stuck his face in it.....dirty bastard.

the keen edge

65B, that wasn't a bus.

65B was the product number on the side of the portaloo.

Consider yourself lucky you're not waking up in a jail cell this morning facing sexual assault charges and a listing on the sex offender list.

Red means engaged.

CommanderC

the keen edge wrote: »

65B, that wasn't a bus.

65B was the product number on the side of the portaloo.

Consider yourself lucky you're not waking up in a jail cell this morning facing sexual assault charges and a listing on the sex offender list.

Red means engaged.

Flashiest portaloo evaaaa !!

CommanderC

biko wrote: »

65b, is that the one to Westport?

No its the one to Borris in Ossary.

CommanderC

biko wrote: »

65b, is that the one to Westport?

and one more thing- while we are at it.....

I am not from Dublin....I am from a little place called Sanson in New Zealand.

So you can stick your 'is that the one to Westport' right up your 'I've got a chip on my shoulder cause everyone assumes Dublin is the centre of the universe' hole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanson,_New_Zealand anyone interested in visiting Sanson ?.....:)

Ghandee

The bus driver just wouldnt listen dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjJMokORoxY

cruiser178

CommanderC wrote: »

Your ma.

CommanderC wrote: »

and one more thing- while we are at it.....

I am not from Dublin....I am from a little place called Sanson in New Zealand.

So you can stick your 'is that the one to Westport' right up your 'I've got a chip on my shoulder cause everyone assumes Dublin is the centre of the universe' hole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanson,_New_Zealand anyone interested in visiting Sanson ?.....:)

Oh I like you, theres a bit of a spark in ya.

Gannicus

65b route

ringadingding

BUS WäNKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

El Weirdo

CommanderC wrote: »

and one more thing- while we are at it.....

I am not from Dublin....I am from a little place called Sanson in New Zealand.

So you can stick your 'is that the one to Westport' right up your 'I've got a chip on my shoulder cause everyone assumes Dublin is the centre of the universe' hole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanson,_New_Zealand anyone interested in visiting Sanson ?.....:)

You're not exactly selling it to me, if I'm honest.

Gummy Panda

Ghandee wrote: »

The bus driver just wouldnt listen dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjJMokORoxY

What a let down!

I thought I'd see some synchronised pissing

SouthTippBass

Gummy Panda wrote: »

What a let down!

I thought I'd see some synchronised pissing

Would you settle for a piss in a sink? (Want to link vid but would be banned!)

kowloon

I keep a garden shears on me at all times for just these occassions.
A little bit off the top there boss.

IM0

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

the titanic hit an iceberg

lies :mad:we alll know it was sunk because 1689 people simultanously pissed on the floor while they were below deck

not yet

CommanderC wrote: »

and one more thing- while we are at it.....

I am not from Dublin....I am from a little place called Sanson in New Zealand.

So you can stick your 'is that the one to Westport' right up your 'I've got a chip on my shoulder cause everyone assumes Dublin is the centre of the universe' hole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanson,_New_Zealand anyone interested in visiting Sanson ?.....:)

Your from Hanson...? I thought they were a 90 group.

PS did he shake it afterwards.

Viral Vector

I was sitting a few seats behind a girl who randomly threw up on a Bus Eireann bus to Galway at Claremorris....the smell was horrific!

I'd take piss over puke on a bus anyday!

IM0

Viral Vector wrote: »

I was sitting a few seats behind a girl who randomly threw up on a Bus Eireann bus to Galway at Claremorris....the smell was horrific!

I'd take piss over puke on a bus anyday!

when you put it like that you make a good case! Ill second that..

biko

CommanderC wrote: »

and one more thing- while we are at it.....

I am not from Dublin....I am from a little place called Sanson in New Zealand.

So you can stick your 'is that the one to Westport' right up your 'I've got a chip on my shoulder cause everyone assumes Dublin is the centre of the universe' hole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanson,_New_Zealand anyone interested in visiting Sanson ?.....:)

Right, you meant the 65B bus in Sanson, NZ when you said "town".
Why on earth would you post about that on an Irish forum?

dr.bollocko

biko wrote: »

Right, you meant the 65B bus in Sanson, NZ when you said "town".
Why on earth would you post about that on an Irish forum?

He used to be Irish. Now he's on one of the prison colonies. Trying to feel at home.

Wilde86

I too have a rather disgusting story about the 65 bus.

One evening after work I was on the 65 bus and was sitting upstairs. There were about eight other passengers upstairs with me when two young itinerant boys joined us. They were running around and just being generally annoying when I noticed that they got very quiet at the back. Then I was greeted with the most putrid smell.

One of them had taken a sh*te at the back of the bus :eek: and were looking sheepish but more pleased with themselves than anything. People started opening windows but I had to go downstairs as I feared that I would vomit if I stayed any up there any longer. To my horror only one other passenger also went downstairs and everyone else just stuck it out with the smell.

I was going to say it to the bus driver straight away until I saw the rest of their clan sitting downstairs too.

Luckily I was getting off at the next stop so while waiting to get off I said it to the bus driver. The bus driver naturally said 'For F**k sake' and had a look of despair on his face. I felt so sorry for him.

What happens in those situations? I mean does he take the take the bus off the road and drive back to the depot in that stench where someone will clean it? Or does HE have to clean it up??

Duggys Housemate

I am confused as to where this bus is.

Wilde86

I got it from Dublin city centre to templeogue.

Luckily I don't live there anymore so don't have to take it ever again.

Ficheall

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

I am confused as to where this bus is.

I think it was going from Westport to New Zealand via Tullamore.