What should I reply to this unknown texter?

Tea_Bag

Just got this in a text from an unknown number:

culcul gorgus face its gunna b awesome..
xxxx wat tym will i pk ya up?xx

:rolleyes:

I'm fair bored so I was wondering what ye lot can come up with for a reply.


on a side note, I fecking hate txt spk.

seantorious

i cn cnt 2 potato

ChunkyLover_53

"Sorry you have the wrong number"

Then carry on with your life

PhlegmyMoses

Actually, I think I'm gonna leave it. I think we should see other people.

Ficheall

Tea_Bag wrote: »

Just got this in a text from an unknown number:




:rolleyes:

I'm fair bored so I was wondering what ye lot can come up with for a reply.


on a side note, I fecking hate txt spk.

Tell them you don't understand their text and ask if they can repeat what they said in English?

Biggins

Looks a simple text message but in replying, some are con jobs and sign you up to various services which cost serious money.
I wouldn't reply.

Ellis Dee

u cnt! u sed u had vasectomy, but I just fnd out i'm pregnant.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

krudler

dnt pk me up cos i was at docs 2day n its herps, u sed u ws cleen now my crtch is on fyre

policarp

About tree fiddy. . .

lividduck

i done the test and great news, I'm pregnant!xxx

Pherekydes

Ficheall wrote: »

Tell them you don't understand their text and ask if they can repeat what they said in English?

+1.

"cn u rpt wht u jst sd in eng as i cnt ndrstnd it ktnxby"

SouthTippBass

Ficheall wrote: »

Tell them you don't understand their text and ask if they can repeat what they said in English?

Perfect, then when they respond in English, tell them they have the wrong number.

krudler

or take the number it came from and use it to sign up for as much spam text stuff as you possibly can

Shryke

Think you'd just do it or not. Have a bit of imagination and initiative and then tell us how it goes.

BigBabyTaylor

Just tell them to pick you up at a freckle past a hair and send them a picture of your micky

El Guapo!

Just send them a picture of your dick

Where To

Who's this?

IM0

Dean09 wrote: »

Just send them a picture of your dick

make sure you say it was taken from really far away aswell

Casillas

Your whips or mine?

Tea_Bag

sent:

cn u rpt in eng cn undrstnd kthxbia xxxxx

bb1234567

Tell her she has some nerve txting you and that you cant believe she did what she did, and that youre never going to talk to her again because of what shes did and that she never to call you or speak to you again.

efb

tr fy dd fx?
why you hate vowels?

Sonics2k

"sry cnt go on mi ragz 2nt"

Mr.Biscuits

U will have 2 spk up im wearing a towel.

Sunnyisland

Can you pick me up any earlier as you were right i am preggers,we have lot to yap about :-)

Battered Mars Bar

What's his number? We'll all text him

Rhyme

"make it half 9 babe, I'm burying a few things in the Dublin mountains and will need a shower afterwards."

MadYaker

OP I demand you give us the number! Please!

Tea_Bag

MadYaker wrote: »

OP I demand you give us the number! Please!

would the mods mind?

Ficheall

Tea_Bag wrote: »

would the mods mind?

Don't give out his number, ffs. He just made a simple typo on his phone. Jeez.
If it turns out to be a girl texting you, however...

My name is URL

What's the point in using txt-spk to save time and space if you're also going to add a whole load of unnecessary x's?

Ficheall

My name is URL wrote: »

What's the point in using txt-spk to save time and space if you're also going to add a whole load of unnecessary x's?

An 'x' conveys more meaning than a mere vowel. x

MadYaker

My name is URL wrote: »

What's the point in using txt-spk to save time and space if you're also going to add a whole load of unnecessary x's?

xxooxoxoxxxxooxox bbz






Give us his feckin number OP!

Doom

If you think that's a bad text to get, my wife got one from an unknown number the other day it said 'Do you want a picture of my cock Laura' and my wife name is not Laura, few minutes later a apologizing text followed .....

senorwipesalot

Doom wrote: »

If you think that's a bad text to get, my wife got one from an unknown number the other day it said 'Do you want a picture of my cock Laura' and my wife name is not Laura, few minutes later a apologizing text followed .....

My cock,Laura.http://www.flickr.com/photos/ollie_57/5576079671/Its fcukin fowl.

My name is URL

Ficheall wrote: »

An 'x' conveys more meaning than a mere vowel. x

Thxn jxst rxplxcx vxwxls wxth x's.. twx bxrds xnx stxnx!

toexpress

you could wait till long tomorrow to reply then he thinks that he got stood up which is way more fun because he spends a night miserable ... given the tone of the text I'm thinking if he isn't already used to it he will be soon enough ... a cell in the joy even with 10 cell mates would be pretty lonely like

efb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22QYriWAF-U

Tea_Bag

Ficheall wrote: »

Don't give out his number, ffs. He just made a simple typo on his phone. Jeez.
If it turns out to be a girl texting you, however...

I won't obviously, that would be fair ****ty. it was a bit more of a sarcastic question.

MadYaker

Ah ffs. You're no craic!