Drunk guy on the side of the side of the road.

MadYaker

When I was driving into work this morning at about 7:45am I passed a lad on the side of the road. He was sitting down slumped against a wall with a bottle beside him and what looked like a phone in his hand, he was in a shirt and jeans, he had obviously been out the previous night. He was gone when I was on my way home but while I was in work I couldn't stop thinking about him, should I have stopped to see if he was ok? I would have been late for work... What would you people have done?

IM0

the side of the side of the road?, I think my head just asploded

IM0

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bb1234567

I wouldnt have done anything either if that makes you feel any better:pac:

3rdDegree

I wouldn't have gone near him either - unless he was asleep, in which case I would have swiped his phone.

Owryan

Was his phone any good ??

I need an upgrade

MadYaker

He was asleep, im not even certain it was a phone, I was driving and he was on the far side of the road.

cml387

That lad is having the time of his life.

You,on the other hand, work on Saturdays.

MadYaker

F*cking typo in the thread title haha, I can't edit it

Im in college during the week so its either work weekends or works nights, and I like to drink at night.

I suppose if it was evident the guy had been attacked or something I would have stopped. But he actually looked quite peaceful sitting there in the morning sunlight.

charlemont

That's like every morning here..There was even a naked man and another man only in his boxers on the lane Wednesday slumped in a heap after a heavy afternoon's drinking, God bless the Polish..Don't think they are gay though just chronic alcoholics..

44leto

I was walking home through the park, it was dark, I could just about make out the shape of a body on the ground, so I went over shook him and asked are you OK, anyway he looked up and his mot under him with her jeans down went yeah we're fine.

Morto.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Probably would have offered a lift if I wasn't in a rush to get anywhere.

shedweller

the side of the side of the road

Roadception......

Rega

44leto wrote: »

I was walking home through the park,
it was dark,
I could just about make out the shape of a body on the ground,
so I went over shook him and asked are you OK,
anyway he looked up
and his mot under him with her jeans down
went yeah we're fine.

Morto.

With a bit of editing you could be a radical new street poet.

Rafa1977

Owryan wrote: »

Was his phone any good ??

I need an upgrade

It was iphone 4, will sell it for good price!!!:D

ejmaztec

He's making a concerted effort to avoid the household charge, he's a feckin hero.

mconigol

44leto wrote: »

I was walking home through the park, it was dark, I could just about make out the shape of a body on the ground, so I went over shook him and asked are you OK, anyway he looked up and his mot under him with her jeans down went yeah we're fine.

Morto.

Excellent! (if it's true)

cocoshovel

If he had a phone he was fine.

hairyprincess

to be honest, I would have rang the guards. They could have taken him home, saved him for staggering out on the road and causing an accident

Shryke

Ask him to do a survey

toexpress

I know it sounds hard and all but you just have to keep going. Drunks can be unpredictable you just don't know what they might do, now he might have been an affable drunk but there again... Last thing you need is a glass in the face.

MadYaker

He was asleep/ passed out! I doubt if I approached him he would have jumped up and started being aggresive. Id say when he did wake he hadn't a clue where he was!

44leto

mconigol wrote: »

Excellent! (if it's true)

Yeah its true, it was about 1 in the morning and I was a bit oiled myself, not a light in the place and a dark patch of the park of the path for obvious reasons, I could just make out the shape of a body, and the rest went the way I posted, except me going,, jaysus sorry about that,,,, I thought,, see yahs and I speeded off.

toexpress

44leto wrote: »

Yeah its true, it was about 1 in the morning and I was a bit oiled myself, not a light in the place and a dark patch of the park of the path for obvious reasons, I could just make out the shape of a body, and the rest went the way I posted, except me going,, jaysus sorry about that,,,, I thought,, see yahs and I speeded off.

It's true what they say ... the Northside is a totally different world

44leto

toexpress wrote: »

It's true what they say ... the Northside is a totally different world

Yeah we use bus shelters for protection.

Now you tell me you never got a knee trembler down some alley, or a pass machine receptacle, which I did, I never realised there were camera in it though.:(

OldmanMondeo

It wasn't me phone, it was me gun, ya bollix...

He seems OK enough to thank the OP, so worry not!

toexpress

44leto wrote: »

Yeah we use bus shelters for protection.

Now you tell me you never got a knee trembler down some alley, or a pass machine receptacle, which I did, I never realised there were camera in it though.:(

Certainly not!

44leto

toexpress wrote: »

Certainly not!

Sorry to hear that, put it on your bucket list;)

toexpress

44leto wrote: »

Sorry to hear that, put it on your bucket list;)

Again ... Certainly not!

I admit to being a complete gay slag like and have a particular liking for married men (cant beat em) but I like to keep my slaggish tendancies private I have an image that I work

patwicklow

He prob was out nite clubbing and could not get a cab home fell asleep in the ditch think we all done it in rural ireland

44leto

toexpress wrote: »

Again ... Certainly not!

I admit to being a complete gay slag like and have a particular liking for married men (cant beat em) but I like to keep my slaggish tendancies private I have an image that I work

Kudos :eek:

You must have been adopted from the northside:D

toexpress

44leto wrote: »

Kudos :eek:

You must have been adopted from the northside:D

Not at all but you know what they say about the Southside posh birds? It's true of the homosexuals too!!

I would have called the guards tbh. Would have worried about him all day if I hadn't

SEPT 23 1989

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8

Stiffler2

It's alrite man, I made it home....