What is the last thing you do before going to bed?

supernova84

Besides the obvious ones like scrubbing your teeth and draining your lizard is there any one thing you do every night before going to bed? I like browse the world wide web on my smart phone.

tallaghtmick

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Oscars Well.

Read a bit of a book or newspaper.

Pherekydes

Kakuro.

woodoo

Do you mean before you get into bed or before you go to sleep. I go to bed about 10 and don't lie down to sleep till about 1.

Rocky_Dennis

I like to spoon my girlfriend and have a sneaky feel of her boobs before I doze off.

Hande hoche!

Weep.

girl2

woodoo wrote: »

Do you mean before you get into bed or before you go to sleep. I go to bed about 10 and don't lie down to sleep till about 1.

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Gummy Panda

Rocky_Dennis wrote: »

I like to spoon my girlfriend and have a sneaky feel of her boobs before I doze off.

Ah good old snuggle grope

IM0

girl2 wrote: »

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tantric sex obviously :rolleyes:

phasers

I set the sleep timer on my TV. Sleep timers are awesome, I used to get woken up at 3am by my TV until I figured out how it worked

Loopy

Brush the knashers..

aido76

I play a couple of games of Pool on my smartphone against the computer.

round tower huntsman

Rocky_Dennis wrote: »

I like to spoon my girlfriend and have a sneaky feel of her boobs before I doze off.

so do i................fell your gf's boobs that is.

Where To

Be awake.

Dostoevsky

I like to give my girlfriend a compliment/tell her about something she did today that I think was brilliant and made the world a better place.



haha Just Kidding - what a stupid question to ask a guy!

charlemont

Smoke a joint, Iv a lovely view from mo leaba of Cork City.

orchidsrpretty

Read for awhile, turn off lights and turn on the radio. My oh hates noise when sleeping so i wait till he is snoring before i can try sleep.

MagicMarker

I like to scratch me nut sack.

Snowie

get naked....

IM0

supernova84 wrote: »

Besides the obvious ones like scrubbing your teeth and draining your lizard is there any one thing you do every night before going to bed? I like browse the world wide web on my smart phone.

I prefer to drown it in fanny batter myself

emeraldstar

Finally minimise my Internet browser, then put on something on iTunes.

Fromthetrees

Have a big juicy steak with gravy washed down with a large mug of strong coffee.

MagicMarker

orchidsrpretty wrote: »

Read for awhile, turn off lights and turn on the radio. My oh hates noise when sleeping so i wait till he is snoring before i can try sleep.

I'm like that too, need something on in the background when I go to sleep, when I'm ready to go to sleep I put a 60 min timer on the tv so it'll turn itself off.

corcaigh1

Knock one out!!!

saa

MagicMarker wrote: »

I'm like that too, need something on in the background when I go to sleep, when I'm ready to go to sleep I put a 60 min timer on the tv so it'll turn itself off.

I also have that.. problem. I have to go to sleep listening to something usually talk radio. Shows how uncomfortable I am with my own thoughts

Other than that I like to tuck the duvet under my feet and in on each side.

Swampy

I turn off the light.

cartell_best

Swampy wrote: »

I turn off the light.

Lucky you!

I have to turn it on and off 47 times

LincolnsBeard

Open the poppers at the bottom of the bed sheet, insert my feet into the inside of the sheet, do the poppers back up and sleep with my toasty warm tootsies firmly secured.

oppenheimer1

Take my feet off the ground.

GLaDOS

Usually read, find it difficult to get to sleep otherwise.

Unless it's a particularly good book, in which case I'll stay up til stupid hours just reading one more chapter

CaSCaDe711

Brush the teeth, maybe have a bit of a read, then turn off the light, get comfy, try sleep, and hope the noisy mutt a few doors up decides to keep its mouth shut 'til the morning :rolleyes:

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Your ma

Someone had to say it

Pedant

Anal sex and cum swapping.

poppyvally

bring the dog in & let the cat out

cocoshovel

Fap, or listen to a soothing jazz song/depressing song to get me all dull and sleepy.

jupiterjack

tuck my dog in and give her a pat on the head.

frozenfrozen

i always open up twitter on my phone and read though all the tweets since the last night and I always always always end up reading at least 3 full articles on wired. takes about 5 hours and then I can never even get to sleep.

Missmiddleton

Turn off the laptop

HazDanz

I usually have a good cry. That settles me in nicely for the night

DEFTLEFTHAND

Have a smoke and clear my history.

Shryke

I read. I read all day pretty much too but I like getting some quality reading time in with a book I enjoy.
Otherwise a few whiskeys and some music.
I enjoy lying there doing nothing too. Even knowing I won't sleep straight away, I love lying there. And ditto for the morning, rolling about stretching and flexing and generally ending up upside down after about 2 hours of consciousness. Set your alarm early for maximum "AW YA" factor!

Jimbob 83

Pray/think of my poor old labrador who i miss.

Knight who says Meh

I throw my kacks at the ceiling and if they come back down they get another days wear