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Little Know Illnesses

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  • 29-04-2012 2:05pm
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    AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles.

    ASPECT: What you get when you bend over in a chicken coop.

    ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it.

    BAGGRAVATION, n. A feeling of annoyance and anger one endures at the airport when his/her bags have not arrived at the baggage carousel but everyone else's bags have.

    BLAMPS: This is a wicked combination of bloating and cramps.

    CAMPAIGN: Back ache from sleeping too long in a tent.

    DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.

    DEPOTPHOBIA: Fear associated with entering a Home Depot because of how much money one might spend.

    HIPATITIS: Terminal coolness.

    HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.

    HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.

    HERPES CINEPLEX: Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.

    KINSTIRPATION: (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.

    OREOPOROSIS: Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.

    OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease.

    SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will.

    VISACARDITIS: The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.


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