Eden Hazard signs for Chelsea........ Or does he? *shifty eyes*

Sgt Pepper 64

just in from - im guessing weve another 3 announcements to go and at least one toilet break!

killwill

Samich wrote: »

Only pullin' your winkie, I will

You are pulling his winkie?
I hope that means something a little different where you are from!!!

FortuneChip

1/2 Chelsea
13/8 Utd.
with Skybet

At least they're giving a good margin on it

GavRedKing

FortuneChip wrote: »

1/2 Chelsea
13/8 Utd.
with Skybet

At least they're giving a good margin on it

Lump on City. Printing money!!

deano546

Man City

gavredking wrote: »

Lump on City. Printing money!!

Thats throwing away money, lumping on Chelsea is how you make money

FortuneChip

gavredking wrote: »

Lump on City. Printing money!!

I'll sit tight on that one.
I'm happy with my blank bet slip for this particular market

deisedave

What is happening then ?

I was watching sky sports and they were saying his decision will be imminent and still no word.

ASOT

Just seen Eden Hazard out side Old Trafford with a Chelsea shirt on talking to Roberto Mancini.

deisedave

ASOT wrote: »

Just seen Eden Hazard out side Old Trafford with a Chelsea shirt on talking to Roberto Mancini.

So not helpful just stupid comment trying to be funny :rolleyes:

FortuneChip

deisedave wrote: »

So not helpful just stupid comment trying to be funny :rolleyes:

The same could be said for the majority of Eden's own comments

seanwhite20

Chelsea

deisedave wrote: »

So not helpful just stupid comment trying to be funny :rolleyes:

I liked it....it was funny

deisedave

I just want this to be over with so I can be disappointed and get on with it.

uncleoswald

deisedave wrote: »

So not helpful just stupid comment trying to be funny :rolleyes:

Thought it was kinda funny myself.

CSF

Chelsea

seanwhite20 wrote: »

deisedave wrote: »

So not helpful just stupid comment trying to be funny :rolleyes:

I liked it....it was funny

Are you for real?

Redzer7

Chelsea

CSF wrote: »

Are you for real?

Just because people haven't got the same sense of humour you have doesn't mean they were wrong to laugh at it?

CSF

Chelsea

Redzer7 wrote: »

CSF wrote: »

Are you for real?

Just because people haven't got the same sense of humour you have doesn't mean they were wrong to laugh at it?

Yes it does. My sense of the humour is the correct one.

deisedave

Redzer7 wrote: »

Just because people haven't got the same sense of humour you have doesn't mean they were wrong to laugh at it?

This thread has to many people thinking they are comedians seriously why can't people just discuss the topic.

To many people looking for attention :mad:

Redzer7

Chelsea

CSF wrote: »

Yes it does. My sense of the humour is the correct one.

I laughed at this too to be honest :pac:.

seanwhite20

Chelsea

Ah I don't think he was attention seeking I think he was just trying to lighten the mood....

Turtyturd

deisedave wrote: »

This thread has to many people thinking they are comedians seriously why can't people just discuss the topic.

To many people looking for attention :mad:

Maybe the topic has descended into a joke?

Anyway I agree, the internet should only be used for serious business. Wonder what Eden is up to right now.

IvySlayer

Man City

ASOT wrote: »

Just seen Eden Hazard out side Old Trafford with a Chelsea shirt on talking to Roberto Mancini.

Pfft, nicked off Twitter

alchemist33

deisedave wrote: »

This thread has to many people thinking they are comedians seriously why can't people just discuss the topic.

Because there's very little topic to discuss at the moment. Piss-taking is all that's left.

It's kind of ironic (Morrissette type irony) that he isn't even in the PL yet and people are having arguments over him here. Wait until he starts playing...

Underground

Annoys me how much people care about this,and also how Sky are making such a big deal out of it.

"Oh Hazard is expected to announce who he's joining next season anytime soon."
Who gives a damn anymore? If I were a fan of any of the 3 clubs he's expected to sign for I'd be extremely skeptical of him.

Clearly, he has an extremely inflated opinion of himself and probably thinks he's in Lionel Messi's class or at least near it. This is a guy who is sometimes a substitute for the Belgian team.

He has spent the last 6 months (at least) whoring himself around Europe. Who's to say he won't be doing the same thing after a year playing in Manchester?

Honestly, I think whoever misses out on him may be actually dodging a bullet.
He's clearly a great, great talent but ultimately may be more trouble than he's worth.

xtal191

Chelsea

Bob the Seducer

deisedave wrote: »

To many people looking for attention :mad:

In fairness, Hazard started it!

onemorechance

FortuneChip wrote: »

1/2 Chelsea
13/8 Utd.
with Skybet

At least they're giving a good margin on it

They now have

Chelsea 4/7

Manchester Utd 11/8

but OddsChecker mark Chelsea odds as shortening and United's drifting, it seems to be the opposite . . .

I think that Sky run news stories as a way of promoting their bets, they will be the real winners from this transfer saga! :pac:

ASOT

IvySlayer wrote: »

Pfft, nicked off Twitter

Yeah haha i taught it was a good one.

Sorry to the people who didnt find it funny i wont let it happen again.

batistuta9

ASOT wrote: »

Yeah haha i taught it was a good one.

Sorry to the people who didnt find it funny i wont let it happen again.

fúck them dry shítes

ASOT

batistuta9 wrote: »

fúck them dry shítes

Dont worry lad im taking the piss, i couldnt give a fcuk if people dont find it funny i did!

JaMarcus Hustle

Chelsea

Belgium manager has just said he won't be announcing for another 10 days, not until the club who signed him announces it first.

batistuta9

Underground wrote: »

Annoys me how much people care about this,and also how Sky are making such a big deal out of it.

"Oh Hazard is expected to announce who he's joining next season anytime soon."
Who gives a damn anymore? If I were a fan of any of the 3 clubs he's expected to sign for I'd be extremely skeptical of him.

Clearly, he has an extremely inflated opinion of himself and probably thinks he's in Lionel Messi's class or at least near it. This is a guy who is sometimes a substitute for the Belgian team.

He has spent the last 6 months (at least) whoring himself around Europe. Who's to say he won't be doing the same thing after a year playing in Manchester?

Honestly, I think whoever misses out on him may be actually dodging a bullet.
He's clearly a great, great talent but ultimately may be more trouble than he's worth.

if i supported 1 of them teams i'd give a dam.

the only minor defence you can give him is that this is the biggest move of his career & he's looking for the best deal possible or maybe even just not sure which is the best team to join, although i don't like the way he went about it, it might just he has an attention seeking personality

if he gets 20 goals + 15 assists in 38 matches for any of them teams in the PL next season he can be all the trouble he wants

GavRedKing

Super troll Hazard!!

ASOT

Eden hazard ‏@hazardeden10
I'm signing for the champion's league winner.

SlipperyPeople

from his twitter

@hazardeden10

I'm signing for the champion's league winner

GavRedKing

Daaaycent for us. what a troll though :pac:

FortuneChip

Didn't want him anyway

Sgt Pepper 64

Eden hazard‏hazardeden10
I'm signing for the champion's league winner.


GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

homer simpson

ASOT wrote: »

Eden hazard ‏@hazardeden10
I'm signing for the champion's league winner.

But from which year, anything is possible with this kid :pac:

Delighted if true though.

Pudsy33

Confirmed vie his twitter, its Chelsea

Paul Tergat

Aye chelsea it is

El Horseboxo

Who has he signed for?

Soby

YES

homer simpson

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Who has he signed for?

Nobody yet, he said on his twitter he is joining the champions league winners.

Hank Scorpio

Surprising

El Horseboxo

homer_simpson wrote: »

Nobody yet, he said on his twitter he is joining the champions league winners.

From which year?

homer simpson

El Horseboxo wrote: »

From which year?

I said the exact same thing a few posts ago....

Soby

yeah be quite sad if his english was bad and he meant A champions league winner

Sgt Pepper 64

Thats it, with him supplying the bullets, CHELSEA will EAT UP THE LEAGUE NEXT SEASON!

ceegee

Soby wrote: »

yeah be quite sad if his english was bad and he meant A champions league winner

nah, he tweeted in french too "le champion d'europe"

So its yourselves or leinster

Professey Chin

Soby wrote: »

yeah be quite sad if his english was bad and he meant A champions league winner

And then signed for liverpool fcuking everything up :pac: