things women should never say...

davet82

Things women should never say to their boyfriend/husband...


Is that it???

Your mate Dave is sooooo funny

Is that a bald patch I can see?


Its always about what men shouldnt say so lets flip it around for a change, so add your own i could do with a laugh on this gloomy monday morning

token101

No.

Herb Powell

"C'mere to me and suck my willy"

ardinn

"I'm goin to take a piss"

Women should not say that ^^^

chin_grin

"goul" (or "gowl").....feckin' awful word.

Fluorescence

No, I will not make you a sandwich.

Gummy Panda

"let me do you with big black strap-on"

:eek:

starbelgrade

You're an OK lover, but your Dad is much better.

Mr Benevolent

While sucking on a certain part of my anatomy:

'Hang on, I can taste blood!'

VERY offputting.

Festy

Is it in yet ? :pac:

Ghandee

Lets try a new position tonight?


You stand here and iron, while I lay on the sofa and fart.

DrumSteve

They shouldn't speak unless spoken to.

Jen Pigs Fly

Is it in yet

link_2007

"I've blocked the loo again"

Festy

Bend over :eek:

CardBordWindow

Oh yeah, i borrowed your cerdit card.

danniemcq

its much nicer outside the kitchen

Mickey Dazzler

Ah Jaysus, that some heavty shite I'm just after taking. Fucking destroyed the jacks. Me hole is in ribbons.

Eric Cartman

I cant
I wont
No
Dont
Stop
Police


Mod edit : poster banned

AnonoBoy

"The Wire is over-rated."


In fact nobody of either gender should ever say it.

davet82

chin_grin wrote: »

"goul" (or "gowl").....feckin' awful word.

never heard the word, put it in a sentence please

AnonoBoy

davet82 wrote: »

never heard the word, put it in a sentence please

"Lash it in me gowl." :eek:

Rocky_Dennis

davet82 wrote: »

never heard the word, put it in a sentence please

Look at the gowl on that one.

Give me back my ball you fcuking gowl.

davet82

AnonoBoy wrote: »

"Lash it in me gowl." :eek:

yeah they shouldnt say that :pac:

Littlehorny

I'm glad you have a small willy, after my last boyfriend i can barely feel you!
Or can i borrow some money or your car.

link_2007

davet82 wrote: »

never heard the word, put it in a sentence please

I have an itchy gowl

AnonoBoy

davet82 wrote: »

yeah they shouldnt say that :pac:

I'm sorry I even typed it.

davet82

'my genital warts are flaring up again'

Feeona

I think the Government should stay off the Gold Standard so that the Pound can reach a level that will keep our exports competitive.

Mr.Biscuits

"He's a pervert, I caught him checking out my braless tits!"

Sappa

I think you should commit more to this relationship and stop hanging around with your friends.

Duggy747

Can we watch something romantic?

Want to hear all about my day?

It's a really heavy flow this month.

Can I stick a finger up your arse?

It's me or your friends....................hey..........where are you going!?!.............Get back here!!

Watch Twilight with me!

SunnyDub1

just going to take a sh*t

sbsquarepants

I'm not doing that, it's perverted!

davet82

Sappa wrote: »

I think you should commit more to this relationship and stop hanging around with your friends.

so you got that line inflicted on you too then

davet82

Duggy747 wrote: »

It's a really heavy flow this month.

Can I stick a finger up your arse?

:pac: yeah i could do without hearing that one

the finger one may not be frowned upon by some though

orchidsrpretty

"your little man" Said that to my OH joking once, you could of cut the tension with a knife after:):) In my defense though I had just spent the day with my 1.5 year old nephew.

davet82

orchidsrpretty wrote: »

"your little man" Said that to my OH joking once, you could of cut the tension with a knife after:):) In my defense though I had just spent the day with my 1.5 year old nephew.

your little nephew had a bigger cock

:pac:

delricyo

Your friend is really nice

My ex is still in touch with me

I'll put my pyjamas on and get in to bed

A pint please

Fromthetrees

When do I get to cum? :rolleyes:

Deus Ex Machina

After coming home from work, just plonks down on the sofa and says:

"Jaysus love you'll have to cut me ourra this bra tonight, digging the fuçk out of me back and the sides of me tits. The fuçking spots around the aul nips are flarin up to good holy again, had a look during lunch and it's like a nest of sweaty fried eggs. Felt a few of them blow out when I turned to have a chat with Debra from accounts and I could feel all the runny, meaty contents dribbling down me back and into me hairy arse!"

SheFiend

"I do."

Turtyturd

My beard is thicker than yours.

The Snipe

I want kids.

Giselle

Eric Cartman wrote: »

I cant
I wont
No
Dont
Stop
Police

That's never funny.

44leto

ardinn wrote: »

"I'm goin to take a piss"

Women should not say that ^^^

I met a real Dublin "how ah yeahhh" in a nightclub years ago, a lovely looking and sexy thing, she was at the bar and she shouted over to her mate, "hee-ar watch him for me I am going for a "squirt".

LOL and yeah I still did.

rocketchick

AnonoBoy wrote: »

"The Wire is over-rated."


In fact nobody of either gender should ever say it.

but it is....
tried to watch a couple of episodes with the other half...no interest, unlike himself who insists its the best programme he's ever seen...

davet82

44leto wrote: »

I met a real Dublin "how ah yeahhh" in a nightclub years ago, a lovely looking and sexy thing, she was at the bar and she shouted over to her mate, "hee-ar watch him for me I am going for a "squirt".

LOL and yeah I still did.

a similar story to yours but the girl interupted me and told me to 'stall it there, i'm just goin to wet the sponge'

charming

oh and i still did too

admiralofthefleet

'lets go to woodies, i fancy trying a bit of DIY'

holystungun9

Gummy Panda wrote: »

"let me do you with big black strap-on"

:eek:

That should only be whispered lovingly into our ear.

44leto

davet82 wrote: »

a similar story to yours but the girl interupted me and told me to 'stall it there, i'm just goin to wet the sponge'

charming

oh and i still did too

We are dogs to the end, she was just never going to meet my mother.

I maintain, the best looking girls in this city are the "how-ah-yehs" but the years are never good to them.