things women should never say...

fasttalkerchat

I'm pregnant.

fasttalkerchat

Dara Ó Briain - I ****ed Your Brother

FoxT

Am I as fat as her?

Feisar

Piss flaps always sounds horrendous.

Worked with a gorgeous looking girl one time. After a serious night out we had midweek she comes out with this in the morning: Jesus what shots were we drinking last night. I went to the toilet and it burnt the piss flaps of me!

Roadtrippin

chin_grin wrote: »

"goul" (or "gowl").....feckin' awful word.

best example ever of why women should NEVER EVER use that word!!!

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I'm sure you've all seen it - put "Athlone sc**bags With Subtitles" into youtube.com search...

Woman: Out with it! Out with it! Whydcha like riding hippos?

Man: You are MENTALLY DISTURBED!

Woman: whydcha like riding hippos!

:D:D

John Doe1

I dont do anal

fasttalkerchat

Roadtrippin wrote: »

best example ever of why women should NEVER EVER use that word!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DH8C7ZTbsF-E

I'm sure you've all seen it - put "Athlone sc**bags With Subtitles" into youtube.com search...

Woman: Out with it! Out with it! Whydcha like riding hippos?

Man: You are MENTALLY DISTURBED!

Woman: whydcha like riding hippos!

:D:D

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wilkie2006

Originally Posted by AnonoBoy
"The Wire is over-rated."

In fact nobody of either gender should ever say it.

rocketchick wrote: »

but it is....
tried to watch a couple of episodes with the other half...no interest, unlike himself who insists its the best programme he's ever seen...

I think that this might be one of the few occasions when someone's opinion is wrong. Objectively, "The Wire" is amazing. I think you need to have a long, hard look at yourself.

EDIT: Not really being mean to you... just joking. Kind of.

dont worry it happens to all guys ......cough

wilkie2006

How about:

"Let me tell you that story again but this time in much, much more detail and with verbatim quotes from peripheral characters too".

:eek:

Loomis

"Hey, yours is nearly as big as mine..."

fasttalkerchat

wilkie2006 wrote: »

I think that this might be one of the few occasions when someone's opinion is wrong. Objectively, "The Wire" is amazing. I think you need to have a long, hard look at yourself.

EDIT: Not really being mean to you... just joking. Kind of.

My woman watches it and likes it. It's not about the woman its how you train her:D

Dudess

Gowl is a Cork insult that has no relevance to female genitalia though.

"I'll have a pint of whatever" is fine - people who object to women drinking pints are hilarious. Cocktails that get her crumpled into a heap with her puke-sodden skirt around her ears are so much classier. :pac:

Logical Fallacy

"Hey look, it's a cock....only smaller".

wilkie2006

"Are you up for some crack?"

...said to me by an Australian girl I was seeing who had heard me say "craic" and assumed it referred to sex... specifically, you know...

That was a pretty fucking unpleasant thing to hear.


EDIT: "Specifically a vagina" in case that was too cryptic.

The Radiator

Any grotesque swear words

DipStick McSwindler

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44leto

feeney92 wrote: »

"You have the biggest cock out of all your friends"

That's Ok but when she says the smallest:(

davet82

feeney92 wrote: »

"You have the biggest cock out of all your friends"

that would leave me conflicted :pac:

DipStick McSwindler

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Littlehorny

"My pscychopath of a father wants to meet you."

44leto

Even my psychologist says its all your fault.

Abi

'Awh, isn't it cute'.

gdavis

"id leave it a while before u go in there" as she walks outta the bathroom,while doing a fanning gesture at her ass!

Dr.Silly

"Can I ask you something"

that fcuking kills me

cruiser178

Ohhhhhh ya, jesus i've been holding that in all day.

44leto

1 actually said to me do you want to go for a drink, looks aren't everything and they fade in time, I wouldn't mind but I was a ryde the blind cow.

I said no, I still regret that, she was defo a ryde.

Nothingbetter2d

"i have the clap" right after you just shagged her

Nothingbetter2d

Feisar wrote: »

Piss flaps always sounds horrendous.

Worked with a gorgeous looking girl one time. After a serious night out we had midweek she comes out with this in the morning: Jesus what shots were we drinking last night. I went to the toilet and it burnt the piss flaps of me!

tbh honest if her piss flaps are burning the type of drink she had is the LEAST of her concerns.. she needs to see a gynocologyst pronto.

Battered Mars Bar

"Is that it?"

The Radiator

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Oh yeah, i borrowed your cerdit card.

Yes, I too would hope they could properly pronounce words

woodoo

Give me that hammer.. you'll hurt yourself wee man.

naughtysmurf

Jesus, we have obviously moved on quite a bit from "does my bum look big in this"

WindSock

Jaysus, some if yous get offeneded easily. I'd be fizzin at the slit coming up with ways to make you recoil in disgust, had I met any of you.

link_2007

fizzin at the slit

naughtysmurf

WindSock wrote: »

Jaysus, some if yous get offeneded easily. I'd be fizzin at the slit coming up with ways to make you recoil in disgust, had I met any of you.

I am offeneded at that

WindSock

naughtysmurf wrote: »

I am offeneded at that

*insert Stephen Fry quote*

cruiser178

WindSock wrote: »

fizzin at the slit

?? could you put that into a sexy sentence for us please

Funkfield

cruiser178 wrote: »

?? could you put that into a sexy sentence for us please

"As soon as Windsock said "fizzin at the slit" I got a wide on that could scare a goat!" - she said

link_2007

cruiser178 wrote: »

?? could you put that into a sexy sentence for us please

Windsock's attempt to spice up her sex life by bringing food into the bedroom backfired somewhat as the dibdab merely left her fizzing at the slit.

wilkie2006

WindSock wrote: »

Jaysus, some if yous get offeneded easily. I'd be fizzin at the slit coming up with ways to make you recoil in disgust, had I met any of you.

Or even "working up a foamy froth"?

Battered Mars Bar

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Is it in yet

I say that sometimes

Funkfield

Funkfield wrote: »

cruiser178 wrote: »

?? could you put that into a sexy sentence for us please

"As soon as Windsock said "fizzin at the slit" I got a wide on that could scare a goat!" - she said

That's sooo wrong and yet very funny weird but the goat thing made me laugh

WindSock

link_2007 wrote: »

Windsock's attempt to spice up her sex life by bringing food into the bedroom backfired somewhat as the dibdab merely left her fizzing at the slit.

Hey!!:mad::mad:


It was a Double Dip

Gummy Panda

WindSock wrote: »

Jaysus, some if yous get offeneded easily. I'd be fizzin at the slit coming up with ways to make you recoil in disgust, had I met any of you.

Ewww.. fizzin at the slit :mad: :mad:

Reminds me of skanger on the bus a lad in work told me about. she was having a really loud conversation on her phone then said "he was gorgeous.. me slit was tingling"

Benicetomonty

'Im telling you, its yours. '

Pottler

"Ah Jasus, get off me and I'll do it myself"

Fizzlesque

AnonoBoy wrote: »

"The Wire is over-rated."


In fact nobody of either gender should ever say it.

The Wire was fantastic. I bought the full box set and watched the first three series in a greedy, can't stop watching, square-eyed mania until I had to remind myself to do other things with my free time. I left the last three seasons unwatched to keep for over Christmas but ended up unexpectedly going away for Christmas that year so didn't watch them until about 4 months later. Of course, once I started watching again, the greedy square-eyed mania returned and, sadly, the day eventually arrived when I'd watched them all.

Loved it.

fasttalkerchat

Fizzlesque wrote: »

The Wire was fantastic. I bought the full box set and watched the first three series in a greedy, can't stop watching, square-eyed mania until I had to remind myself to do other things with my free time. I left the last three seasons unwatched to keep for over Christmas but ended up unexpectedly going away for Christmas that year so didn't watch them until about 4 months later. Of course, once I started watching again, the greedy square-eyed mania returned and, sadly, the day eventually arrived when I'd watched them all.

Loved it.

Next I recommend Dexter & The Walking Dead if you haven't already seen them.

Fizzlesque

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Next I recommend Dexter & The Walking Dead if you haven't already seen them.

Thanks, fasttalker.

I haven't seen either of them, but have heard Dexter mentioned quite often. I'll check them out so.