things women should never say...

Fizzlesque

Fizzlesque wrote: »

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Next I recommend Dexter & The Walking Dead if you haven't already seen them.

Thanks, fasttalker.

I haven't seen either of them, but have heard Dexter mentioned quite often. I'll check them out so.

Plus one on both of these on series 5 of dexter and watched all walking dead

Slick50

gdavis wrote: »

"id leave it a while before u go in there" as she walks outta the bathroom,while doing a fanning gesture at her ass!

It's better than letting you walk into a "toxic" cloud.

44leto

I crashed the car
And I was sad
So afraid that you be mad

I kicked her in the fanny

But what the heck.

luckyfrank

Please da......... nooooooo

mickrock

"Your 30 minutes are up."

44leto

By text: 44leto, u shld gt a HIV test SOZ:)

Dudess

ardinn wrote: »

"I'm goin to take a piss"

Women should not say that ^^^

Yeah, "I'm gonna go wet me beard" is better.

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Ewww.. fizzin at the slit :mad: :mad:

What about "foaming at the gash"?

Reminds me of skanger on the bus a lad in work told me about. she was having a really loud conversation on her phone then said "he was gorgeous.. me slit was tingling"

But it would have been?!

Gummy Panda

Dudess wrote: »

ardinn wrote: »

"I'm goin to take a piss"

Women should not say that ^^^

Yeah, "I'm gonna go wet me beard" is better.

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Ewww.. fizzin at the slit :mad: :mad:

What about "foaming at the gash"?

Reminds me of skanger on the bus a lad in work told me about. she was having a really loud conversation on her phone then said "he was gorgeous.. me slit was tingling"

But it would have been?!

Nobody wants to hear about your slit tingling on the bus, Dudess! :mad: :mad:

/shakes fist

Bambii_

Is it in?

You're starting to get wrinkles..

nevsky

I've got the remote control.

Thrill

Make yer own feckin dinner.

The Snipe

I've got a boner.

Gummy Panda

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Nobody wants to hear about your slit tingling on the bus, Dudess! :mad: :mad:

/shakes fist

Speak for yourself :eek:

Ficheall

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Nobody wants to hear about your slit tingling on the bus, Dudess! :mad: :mad:

Speak for yourself, GP.
Carry on, Dudess...

edit: feck you, whoopsadaisydoodles...

44leto

Oedipus I'm your mother.

Intensive Care Bear

There was a girl in school who used to say "good arse" after she farted

Satts

I've got a boil on my snatch, you couldn't squeeze it for me could you ?

44leto

How about that Pole who ask his x the dentist to see to his teeth.

kev1.3s

Is this match important?

Satts

You wouldn't clip my toenails would you ?

44leto

kev1.3s wrote: »

Is this match important?

LOL
The best so far or can you not watch the football another night.

Dudess

Deleted User wrote: »

Speak for yourself :eek:

PM sent, lady...

No honestly, I'm sending you a PM now...

alphanine

"Jasus, those 7 pints of Beamish followed by that vindaloo last night was rough, I've an arse on me like a dragon's nostril"

alphanine

alphanine wrote: »

I've an arse on me like a dragon's nostril"

Fucking LOL :pac:

CarrickMcJoe

Don't get me anything for Christmas!

travelledpengy

I've bought you home a 12 pack of stella

jaffacakesyum

I'm straight

:mad: :pac:

Gummy Panda

Dudess wrote: »

Deleted User wrote: »

Speak for yourself :eek:

PM sent, lady...

No honestly, I'm sending you a PM now...

PM contents: "Scissor me timbers"

poppyvally

Brace yourself Brigid!

Satts

Can I borrow your razor ?

stupidusername

kev1.3s wrote: »

Is this match important?

I said this myself earlier about tonights match, it wasn't in a nagging 'oh do you have to watch it' kinda way, but instead a 'fill me in on why there's so many people really into it' kinda way.

Paddy Cow

We need to talk.......

superstoner90

Make your own dinner.

Misticles

Stop fuucking me like a pussy....

Complete erection loser...

Who knew eh?!

shopaholic01

Misticles wrote: »

Stop fuucking me like a pussy....

Complete erection loser...

Who knew eh?!

Ah PMT, might make us psychotic slightly moody but christ we'll be horny

KTRIC

You're not putting that in there ....

Clareman

Put it in me @rse, at least you might touch the sides of that hole.

saa

"What are you thinking about..."

skinny90

Ah sure it's just football,you'll see the highlights.can we not watch the hills?
When she tries to watch football,"why did he do that?why did he do this?"

Sitting down watching tv..." will you get me my bag in the car?"

newport2

Still, small is beautiful.....

Crea

"Why would I change my name when we get married? Surely you know that my family name is much nicer than yours." - from experience.

KKkitty

Not tonight, I have a headache. If a woman says that she's lying and anyway depending on the severity of the headache sex can cure it quicker than tablets due to the endorphins released.

LH Pathe

well.. some chicks just shouldn't say anything. for instance I know this dtzy thing altogether who when she tries to do her bit for womens lib, it backfires badly. For instance she recommended a facebook link to an article on her page it reads: Recommends Women get paid 17% less than their male counterparts. Even when she's safe at home with no-one around to speak to, she's thinking out loud

Dudess

"I've just put on a wash - jaysus I've some amount of skidmark knickers!"

KTRIC wrote: »

You're not putting that in there ....

In fairness, a lot of people don't like ordinary rubbish being put in the recycling bin. :pac:

Clareman wrote: »

Put it in me @rse, at least you might touch the sides of that hole.

Crea wrote: »

"Why would I change my name when we get married? Surely you know that my family name is much nicer than yours." - from experience.

That's the "worst" thing a woman can say?!

Lionel Messy

Women shouldn't talk about needing mouthwash because their breath smells like cum. Slappers.

Jesus Wept

Dudess wrote: »

That's the "worst" thing a woman can say?!

Some people take that name **** real serious.

I'd welcome a name change, it'd be a laugh. Or some sort of hilarious amalgamation of the two. Not double barrelling though, that is the devil's work.

LH Pathe

Maybe we should just narrow it down to.. things women should be permitted say

excuse my perceived wry tone ladies, for I cannot access smileys

Optimalprimerib

Is this match/film nearly over x3 times in 10 minutes

skinny90

i got paid today...."Oh so we can go shopping..???":mad:

BunShopVoyeur

"He's gorgeous. I've a dirty wide-on lookin' at him"

I felt ill