things women should never say...

Gummy Panda

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

"He's gorgeous. I've a dirty wide-on lookin' at him"

I felt ill

I've heard that from a few boardsies about some celebrity so I'm immune to it.

But fizzin at the slit or foam at the gash gives me the image of a effervescent fanny

Dudess

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

"He's gorgeous. I've a dirty wide-on lookin' at him"

I felt ill

Followed by either "I was walking with a squelching noise" or "I ended up sliding off the couch!" :pac:

BunShopVoyeur

Gummy Panda wrote: »

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

"He's gorgeous. I've a dirty wide-on lookin' at him"

I felt ill

But fizzin at the slit or foam at the gash gives me the image of a effervescent fanny

Gah! That is fcuking disgusting. Dirty trollops

BunShopVoyeur

Dudess wrote: »

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

"He's gorgeous. I've a dirty wide-on lookin' at him"

I felt ill

Followed by either "I was walking with a squelching noise" or "I ended up sliding off the couch!" :pac:

That is just completely filthy sounding.

I'm also not a fan of "Me fanny is chewing me knickers"

Just.........why???

(Some)Modern women.....they're just like princesses.

LH Pathe

LH Pathe wrote: »

excuse my perceived wry tone ladies, for I cannot access smileys

mad pac rolleyes cool ( ) D p : ;

There you go. Copy and paste as required.

fasttalkerchat

My house is too small for my five kids...

Kiera

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

(Some)Modern women.....they're just like princesses.

You rang?

Dudess

"My fanny is chewing my knickers" - lol! Didn't know that one!

Gummy Panda

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

Dudess wrote: »

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

"He's gorgeous. I've a dirty wide-on lookin' at him"

I felt ill

Followed by either "I was walking with a squelching noise" or "I ended up sliding off the couch!" :pac:

That is just completely filthy sounding.

I'm also not a fan of "Me fanny is chewing me knickers"

Just.........why???

(Some)Modern women.....they're just like princesses.

Now I have images of a slobbering bulldog's mouth chewing on knickers :mad: :mad:

inforfun

Or of a bouvier after eating yoghurt

Wibbs

Like a horse chewing oats was another one I've heard.

Pataman

A bulldog eating mayonaisse

MoonDancer

"Me knickers are stuck up me hole"

stupidusername

well this thread has turned out to be just delightful.

MarkR

Dudess wrote: »

PM sent, lady...

No honestly, I'm sending you a PM now...

That must have been some pic. She managed to thank you twice!

MarkR

MarkR wrote: »

That must have been some pic. She managed to thank you twice!

It's cos my username is so frickin' long, I take up two thanks :pac:

kfallon

"This kitchen table is only good for two things.....and you're getting neither of them tonight!!!"

Shiner11

"I'm so wet for you, I can hear waves crashing in my gowl."

wilkie2006

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I've heard that from a few boardsies about some celebrity so I'm immune to it.

But fizzin at the slit or foam at the gash gives me the image of a effervescent fanny

Yea, a bit...

"Do me up the sherbert", anyone?

wilkie2006

Shiner11 wrote: »

"I'm so wet for you, I can hear waves crashing in my gowl."

That's very fucking funny

newport2

After having our kid, it's a bit like throwing a sausage up O'Connell Street dear

tribalwings

Jaysus I've an aweful dose of the scratchys in me growler....
Not a nice conversation in the pub

link_2007

tribalwings wrote: »

Jaysus I've an aweful dose of the scratchys in me growler....
Not a nice conversation in the pub

While eating a bag of bacon fries

Davyhal

"I'll shave your back if you shave mine"

uch

Get Off

gdavis

link_2007 wrote: »

While eating a bag of bacon fries

or worse,scampi fries

IrishEyes19

rocketchick wrote: »

but it is....
tried to watch a couple of episodes with the other half...no interest, unlike himself who insists its the best programme he's ever seen...

have to disagree with you on this one, rocketchick. It's top class!!!

ghogie91

Jesus Wept

The fairer sex imo :pac:

ntlbell

ugh, do farts come in lumps?

GLaDOS

Can I use your laptop to go online?

wilkie2006

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Can I use your laptop to go online?

Judging by your username, presumably it would be okay if prefixed by...

Once you've had a chance to clear your internet history...

Godsentme

Did you see my gowl cream anywhere? I'm mad itchy.

Todd Gack

Lob it in there boss

Dudess

MoonDancer wrote: »

"Me knickers are stuck up me hole"

CONSTANTLY said in my school.. by, er, just my classmates...

MarkR wrote: »

That must have been some pic. She managed to thank you twice!

Deleted User wrote: »

It's cos my username is so frickin' long, I take up two thanks :pac:

Her name actually shows twice on my phone!

/clasps phone to breast with pride

Shiner11 wrote: »

"I'm so wet for you, I can hear waves crashing in my gowl."

Fecking brilliant!

shopaholic01

Oh, it looks like a dick, only smaller

kitty9

"i spit. no swallow. now give me €50 euro please."

stupid polish girl.

so much for being nice

fullstop

"I'm drippin' like a fucked fridge"

MonkeyTennis

Ive told you what friends you can keep, changed your wardrobe, diet, drinking habits and deprived you of watching films with superheroes and/or hobbits.. theres just one thing left, My dad is a Man U fan so I really ..

*click click.... boom!*

ilovesleep

Is your bald head cold?

kfallon

ilovesleep wrote: »

Is your bald head cold?

Or for you, "Can you just squeeze that pimple on me hole, think it's ready to pop"

:pac:

Tazium

Think I sharted.
:eek:

Eggy Baby!

I can't make sandwiches..

If I were still in school I'd print this thread so that when the inevitable 2-minutes-before-the-end-of-class-boner arrived I could get rid of it.

IM0

"can I fcuk you in the bum for a change? "

davet82

'My birth name was Fred'

Nothingbetter2d

"does my bum look big in this?"

there is no answer men can give that doesn't involve you having a strop.

assume YES

link_2007

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

"does my bum look big in this?"

there is no answer men can give that doesn't involve you having a strop.

assume YES

Worse than that is "do you think have I lost weight"

There is NO correct answer to this question if it's asked by a girl

davet82

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

"does my bum look big in this?"

there is no answer men can give that doesn't involve you having a strop.

assume YES

link_2007 wrote: »

Worse than that is "do you think have I lost weight"

There is NO correct answer to this question if it's asked by a girl

No honey your bum looks fine (try grab her azz) she will tell you fcuk off and leave her alone but she will be happy

yes you look as though you have lost abit of weight even though i dont think you needed to, her responce: what the fcuk would you know but she will be happy

moral: happy girl more likely to blow ya later

toexpress

Herb Powell wrote: »

"C'mere to me and suck my willy"

That kind of depends on what you're into doesn't it?

I married the wrong brother is a sentence no-one wants to hear.

I discovered this when I said it to my ex so it seems gay men and straight women should never say certain things ...