Intercoursey with a horsey!

forfuxsake

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/man-64-in-dock-over-lewd-act-with-horse-allegation-3095807.html

A 64-YEAR-OLD man accused of indecent behaviour with a horse has asked for a field belonging to a riding school to be examined as part of his defence.

Robert McLaughlin, of Sunnyside Drive in Maghera, is pleading not guilty to a charge of committing a lewd act by behaving in an indecent manner with a horse.

When the case was mentioned at Derry Crown Court, the court was told that council members of a horse riding club in Co Derry are to consider a legal request to have a field inspected by representatives of the defendant.

Obviously he thought a riding school meant something else.

But in all seriousness, who has really suffered here? Will the horse have nightMARES? Some men like fat girls, some men like boys, others like horseys, each to their own I says.

holystungun9

No.

link_2007

I have nothing to add but just wanted to congratulate you on a superb thread title.

FatherLen

wtf did i just read?

davet82

But in all seriousness, who has really suffered here?

i heard the horse hung itself after he did, what he did

Ghandee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1242lRftZY

summerskin

holystungun9 wrote: »

No.

Neigh

prinz

forfuxsake wrote: »

But in all seriousness, who has really suffered here?

The horse. Animals aren't sex toys.

johnwest288

Google "Mr Hands"............... tis all ill say on the matter




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sZ3-QQxoP8

stimpson

I bet the guard in Smithfield got off Scott free.

DERPY HOOFS

Thats terrible i mean sheep are better

stimpson

prinz wrote: »

The horse. Animals aren't sex toys.

What about inflatable sheep?

forfuxsake

davet82 wrote: »

i heard the horse hung itself after he did, what he did

No the bit abut the horse being 'hung' means something else entirely.

FoxT

Poor horse is bridling no doubt, will be saddled with guilt for the rest of his life. We cannot view these dastardly deeds with equine-imity;)

Thrill

forfuxsake wrote: »

each to their own I says.

Horses for courses.

Genghiz Cohen

inb4 Sarah Jessica Parker jokes.

cyrusdvirus

link_2007 wrote: »

I have nothing to add but just wanted to congratulate you on a superb thread title.

THIS

frag420

Apparently the horse was hung like a frAg!!

davet82

forfuxsake wrote: »

But in all seriousness, who has really suffered here? Will the horse have nightMARES?

but in all seriousness, if we held you down and let a chimpanzee wánk you off, would you feel the same? :P

forfuxsake

davet82 wrote: »

but in all seriousness, if we held you down and let a chimpanzee wánk you off, would you feel the same? :P

I'd see the funny the side

Battered Mars Bar

forfuxsake wrote: »

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/man-64-in-dock-over-lewd-act-with-horse-allegation-3095807.html



Obviously he thought a riding school meant something else.

But in all seriousness, who has really suffered here? Will the horse have nightMARES? Some men like fat girls, some men like boys, others like horseys, each to their own I says.

I'm sure the fat wimmen will be delighted with this category.

dulpit

Epic thread title, spoiled by poor thread content so far...

On topic, if the horsey was a lady, then how could she be satisfied by a mere man? And if it's a boy horse, then was the horse giving or receiving? These are questions that need to be answered...

DERPY HOOFS

http://www.lolwtfcomics.com/upload/uploads/oie_919311U8j4padS.gif

The horse made a run for it :eek:

meglome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

forfuxsake

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I'm sure the wimmen will be delighted with this category.

Sure there are no fat women in Ireland, just the few who are 'getting over their pregnancies, big-boned, cuddley and bubbly'

CardBordWindow

Giddy up!

Fizman

dulpit wrote: »

Epic thread title, spoiled by poor thread content so far...

What other direction could this thread have taken??

We're in AH, and it's a thread about a man having sex with a horse.

if it's a boy horse, then was the horse giving or receiving? These are questions that need to be answered..

If it was a 'boy horse' the man would not be arguing his own case, as he would have been killed dead with the dinosauric horse penis.

44leto

I read a story about something similar that happened in Britain. A man thought it would be nice to get sodomised by his horse, well it wasn't, and he died an estimated 3 days later in agony with massive internal injuries.

But the thing I thought most remarkable was he never called for help, he literally died, in agony, from embarrassment.

davet82

44leto wrote: »

he literally died, in agony, from embarrassment.

in all fairness i'd rather 'died of embarrassment' on my death cert than 'fcuked to death by a horse' :pac:

ejmaztec

Ghandee wrote: »

Edit.

LOL, Just realised that I think I know off the man named!

(my home town is less than 5 miles away lol)

There was a guy from my hometown in the UK who spent a lot of time in court over the years for "interfering with horses". Someone said that it was the only way that he could ever have a stable relationship.

forfuxsake

The real question is would the horse have clenched him off he got too deep?

forfuxsake

ejmaztec wrote: »

There was a guy from my hometown in the UK who spent a lot of time in court over the years for "interfering with horses". Someone said that it was the only way that he could ever have a stable relationship.

teehee

MarkR

olystungun9 wrote:

No.

summerskin wrote: »

Neigh

Never

Battered Mars Bar

Fizman wrote: »

If it was a 'boy horse' the man would not be arguing his own case, as he would have been killed dead with the dinosauric horse penis.

I'd guess it was a boy horse, if he was a hetro animal lover a cow would be a better option imo. Horse tails are pure awkward compared to a cows.

If he has seen one man one horse then most likely he was performing oral on said horse, a nice messy facial is his cup of tea I'd imagine.

davet82

Neigh

MarkR wrote: »

Never

neigh never no more

DERPY HOOFS

I once saw a erect horse penis and got a shock.Lucky for the man the horse did not take him.

forfuxsake

It turn out the horse was just five years old, fúckin' paedo!

Mickey Dazzler

There is nothing more natural than a man making love to a horse. Or any animal for that matter.

howamidifferent

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I'd guess it was a boy horse, if he was a hetro animal lover a cow would be a better option imo. Horse tails are pure awkward compared to a cows.

If he has seen one man one horse then most likely he was performing oral on said horse, a nice messy facial is his cup of tea I'd imagine.

Do tell?

Ormus

davet82 wrote: »

neigh never no more

close

SEPT 23 1989

Was the horse dressed provocatively?

Elmer Blooker

ejmaztec wrote: »

There was a guy from my hometown in the UK who spent a lot of time in court over the years for "interfering with horses". Someone said that it was the only way that he could ever have a stable relationship.

Is it a one horse town?

Battered Mars Bar

howamidifferent wrote: »

Do tell?

Well they're big bushy things aren't they. But in terms of practicality, traditional sheep sex would be best. No falling off the gate like.

johnwest288

forfuxsake wrote: »

The real question is would the horse have clenched him off he got too deep?

What if the horse didnt pull out in time? :rolleyes:

http://www.google.ie/imgres?q=half+man+half+horse&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=677&tbm=isch&tbnid=rgJJllDLdSDDfM:&imgrefurl=http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/47406&docid=IDezA-wQDRVzMM&imgurl=http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/4/collegehumor.91d4e028a3a71edf40ce1a443138259e.jpg&w=600&h=450&ei=na-eT9_mI8yLhQeUo43yDg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=357&vpy=188&dur=1037&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=135&ty=93&sig=110733996323057366815&page=1&tbnh=140&tbnw=182&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:134

Seve OB

forfuxsake wrote: »

[But in all seriousness, who has really suffered here?

Probably the 64 year old man. I mean a horses micky can be massive and he probably couldn't sit down for days after!!

John Doe1

Thats derry muckers for ya, always with the bestiality:rolleyes:

link_2007

johnwest288 wrote: »

What if the horse didnt pull out in time? :rolleyes:

http://www.google.ie/imgres?q=half+man+half+horse&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=677&tbm=isch&tbnid=rgJJllDLdSDDfM:&imgrefurl=http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/47406&docid=IDezA-wQDRVzMM&imgurl=http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/4/collegehumor.91d4e028a3a71edf40ce1a443138259e.jpg&w=600&h=450&ei=na-eT9_mI8yLhQeUo43yDg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=357&vpy=188&dur=1037&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=135&ty=93&sig=110733996323057366815&page=1&tbnh=140&tbnw=182&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:134

Yea, I wont be clicking that.

Ellis Dee

It brings back a fond memory of a Laois County Councillor called Ned Kelly, who was a real "character" and used to hold court in the Continental in Portarlington. Ned, never a fanatical teetotaler by any stretch of the imagination, was at his usual big table one day when a certain lady from over Monasterevin way joined the group.:)

As it happened, she was the kind who would make Hyacinth Bucket look unprepossessing, and soon she was boasting to all present about her two teenage daughters, who were extremely gifted in school and had won prizes for needlework, music, compositions and what have you --- :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

She continued in full song until she mentioned that the girls were soon going to start riding lessons. That was when Ned looked up from his glass of whiskey and said: "Ah, ridin' lessons. I take it now, ma'am, ye mean ridin' lessons of the horsey kind?":D:D

They don't make 'em like him any more.;)

marley1

His favourite song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

Owen_S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

MadYaker

johnwest288 wrote: »

What if the horse didnt pull out in time? :rolleyes:

http://www.google.ie/imgres?q=half+man+half+horse&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=677&tbm=isch&tbnid=rgJJllDLdSDDfM:&imgrefurl=http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/47406&docid=IDezA-wQDRVzMM&imgurl=http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/4/collegehumor.91d4e028a3a71edf40ce1a443138259e.jpg&w=600&h=450&ei=na-eT9_mI8yLhQeUo43yDg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=357&vpy=188&dur=1037&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=135&ty=93&sig=110733996323057366815&page=1&tbnh=140&tbnw=182&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:134

NSFW???? theres no way im clicking that link.