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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭PandaX9


    Me.. both my dacha and my body are havens for faulty wiring :P

    What's the flavour of the floor?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 944 ✭✭✭xDramaxQueenx


    Magnolia and Lily



    Why is pepper so HOT.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    cause if it was cool it would be mint :)

    what was the last thing you bought online?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭PandaX9


    I can't remember - probably something really boring like components for my laptop or make up

    What is your favourite possession that you own?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    North Korea

    Does bad B.O. make you angry?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,983 ✭✭✭Raminahobbin


    It makes me fierce angry. Furious.

    How many cookbooks do you own?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    756,123

    When will gorilla's form their own trade union?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    When the world stops.


    Does this make you happy or sad?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    It makes me agressive :mad:

    How much is the membership for Richie Kavanagh's nudist club this year?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    too much! its a recession you know!

    do you get road rage?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Only necessarily. :cool:

    Did you drink much/little/any alcohol over the weekend?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Never heard of the much/little/any brand of alcohol tbh.

    Ever steal toilet paper from your college or place of work?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    No.


    Why would you do that and risk getting the road? :eek: :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I didn't know you could own the public road :confused:

    Do you like being accosted by charity workers on the street who are looking for money?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    yes! its almost like having a friend!

    how's your B.O today?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    lil'bug wrote: »
    how's your B.O today?

    Not good: I had to do some chores out under the sun earlier.

    Do you wear a belt everyday?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭PandaX9


    Haven't worn a belt in eons..

    Were you ever terrified of an urban legend ie the licked hand, the babysitter and the caller, and if so which one?


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 supernature


    Because they have the balance of chocolate & crispy biscuit just right & are satisfying to 'snap'.


    Have you ever ridden on a donkey?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Have you ever ridden on a donkey?

    No Sir but I once rode bareback on a horse at the circus :o

    Ever make love when you just weren't in the mood for it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Maybe/maybe not

    Why do some people like to fart in a room and then leave the room immeaditly?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    Why do some people like to fart in a room and then leave the room immeaditly?

    Because they're just cruel and like devilment.

    Ever been talking to someone and they let one rip but they continue chatting as if nothing happened?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Yes- its bloody annoying :mad:

    What is the best smell for a fart?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    What is the best smell for a fart?

    Other's smells make me gag but for my own I'm mighty fond of either the bean or the egg smell :D:o

    Ever be bullied by a kitten?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No

    Hang out with Gary Glitter recently?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    Hang out with Gary Glitter recently?

    No Sir, he hasn't been returning my texts at all.

    Toe jam or crotch jam: which is more pleasant to scratch and sniff?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭PandaX9


    .... Eh...

    What?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    No Sir, he hasn't been returning my texts at all.

    Toe jam or crotch jam: which is more pleasant to scratch and sniff?
    PandaX9 wrote: »
    .... Eh...

    What?

    Crotch jam, as long as it's someone elses..

    Would you not add Behind The Ear Jam to the mix?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Squ wrote: »
    Crotch jam, as long as it's someone elses..

    Would you not add Behind The Ear Jam to the mix?

    A connoisseur eh? *offers to shake hand* :o

    SuperValue or SuperQuinn?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    SuperValu. SuperQuinn could be better but I don't know any different.


    Are you tired?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Are you tired?

    Yes Ma'am.

    Are you nervous?


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