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    #7202
    Squ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    gozunda wrote: »
    n times the duration of an Irish summer!

    When did you stop beating your wife?

    When she put the controller down.
    Though there's a rematch planned for after tea.


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    #7203
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Squ wrote: »
    When she put the controller down.
    Though there's a rematch planned for after tea.

    Fatality...

    Would you like to study the dark arts?


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    #7204
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Would you like to study the dark arts?

    It is tempting alright.

    Giant douche or turd sandwich?


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    #7205
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    It is tempting alright.

    Giant douche or turd sandwich?

    Ugh... Neither... I have to pick though so Giant douche.

    Dude or sweet?


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    #7206
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Dude or sweet?

    Dude.

    Two tenners or one twenty Euro note?


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    #7207
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,293 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    2 tenners definitely

    have you ever had a 100 euro note in your possession ?


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    #7208
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    2 tenners definitely

    have you ever had a 100 euro note in your possession ?

    Yes.

    Do you demand a recount?


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    #7209
    PandaX9
    Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭PandaX9


    NO. THE DEFENCE RESTS.

    Was that dramatic enough for you?


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    #7210
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,293 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    PandaX9 wrote: »
    NO. THE DEFENCE RESTS.

    Was that dramatic enough for you?

    neeeevvvvvveeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Can you be more dramatic please?


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    #7211
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    neeeevvvvvveeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Can you be more dramatic please?

    ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFCUKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFCUKING PLANE!

    Do you like snakes?


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    #7212
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,293 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Lmao

    Yes

    Ever fight an anaconda?


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    #7213
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Ever fight an anaconda?

    If you mean literally then no. If figuratively then yes *runs off crying*

    AA batteries or AAA?


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    #7214
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    AAA

    Do you enjoy digging holes?


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    #7215
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    gozunda wrote: »
    Do you enjoy digging holes?

    I don't. I'm not a fan of manual labour. :o

    Do you regularly chop wood?


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    #7216
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    I don't. I'm not a fan of manual labour. :o

    Do you regularly chop wood?

    Ever since the the anaconda uprising of '03 my trusty axe has been uselessly blunt from the mindless snake killing. One axe, one man, a thousand anaconda snakes hiding in the woods.

    Does this sound like the makings of a terrible B movie?


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    #7217
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No, it sounds like a great B movie

    Ever see someone sticking their hand up their arse when they thought no one was looking?


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    #7218
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    Ever see someone sticking their hand up their arse when they thought no one was looking?

    No Sir but I kinda want to now though.

    Are you guilty of picking and flicking nose candy?


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    #7219
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Snot really

    Ever write your own form of toilet grafetti?


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    #7220
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Possibly.


    Should I go to bed?


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    #7221
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,293 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    No stay up at least another 24hrs and then go hill walking with me

    Are you free to go hill walking with on saturday?there will be bear fighting:cool:


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    #7222
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    aawwww man my bear fighting suit is in the dry cleaners :(

    what kind of bears will you be fighting?


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    #7223
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Big grizzly bears................. :eek: :pac::eek:


    What's for brekkie?


    (Footnote: I replied possibly to something about a movie further up tha page and it seems a couple of others had muscled in in the mean-time with notions about nose-picking ewwwww :mad::pac: and toilet graffitti graffiti? Just wanted to clarify that. Thanks and goodbye. :) )


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    #7224
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,293 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    An omlette

    Would you like one?


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    #7225
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Yes

    Can I have prunes in my omlette?


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    #7226
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    No. They might make you frequent the bathroom a lot!!! :pac::eek::D


    Was it a nice brekkie?


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    #7227
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,293 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    confuseddotcom wrote: »
    No. They might make you frequent the bathroom a lot!!! :pac::eek::D


    Was it a nice brekkie?

    No.........madam.....*runs to the bathroom for the 15th time*

    are you playing guild wars 2?


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    #7228
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    No I am not playing Guild Wars too. :rolleyes: Tsk Tsk


    When are we going to dinner? :-)


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    #7229
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,293 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    confuseddotcom wrote: »
    No I am not playing Guild Wars too. :rolleyes: Tsk Tsk


    When are we going to dinner? :-)

    I dunno :-|

    When are you making us dinner :-)?


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    #7230
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    When pigs can fly. :-)


    What would you like for dinner?


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    #7231
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    confuseddotcom wrote: »
    What would you like for dinner?

    Kebab and chips.

    What's your favourite part of a chicken?


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