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    #7562
    HeyThereDeliah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    True blood


    Poltergeist or amityville horror ?


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    #7563
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    The first one, I guess

    Ever have to use a public toilet after someone who left a "fowl" smell in the cubicle?


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    #7564
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    Ever have to use a public toilet after someone who left a "fowl" smell in the cubicle?

    Unfortunately yes :(

    Ever have to brush someone else's pubes off the seat?


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    #7565
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Well there has been hair of some sort there before.....

    Ever confuse a sink with a bidet?


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    #7566
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Kojak wrote: »
    Well there has been hair of some sort there before.....

    Ever confuse a sink with a bidet?

    Only when it was a bucket

    Do you put the seat down after flushing to prevent the resulting slurry mix atomising all over the bathroom?


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    #7567
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Yes, we have to think of other people......

    Ever have a janitor burst into the cubicle when you were leaving a deposit?


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    #7568
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    Ever have a janitor burst into the cubicle when you were leaving a deposit?

    Once I was in the bog having a deep think and when I opened the cubicle door the cleaner guy was there was staring at my cubicle with an angry look in his eyes. I left without washing the hands.

    Do you pluck your eyebrows?


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    #7569
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Just the part in the middle so I don't get a uni brow :o

    did you have a nice day sir?


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    #7570
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    madam tanx! :P or madame whichever. Ah it was okay. Nowt exciting.

    Anyting good on d'telly?


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    #7571
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    ya fair city

    will you watch that sir?:)


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    #7572
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    good god no

    ever stand on a plug?


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    #7573
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    many a time miss bug

    ever stand on a plug and then give out to it?


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    #7574
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Lolz! Yip gave it a good talking to!


    Any idea why most of our user names don't seem to start with a capital letter?


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    #7575
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Mine does :D

    DOES THAT IMPRESS YOU? :D


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    #7576
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Indeed it does. :)


    Do you have a bidet?


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    #7577
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    no we slum it!

    every confuse a bidet with a drinking fountain?


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    #7578
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    lil'bug wrote: »
    every confuse a bidet with a drinking fountain?

    No Ma'am.

    Ever wash your swimming togs in a bidet?


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    #7579
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    No sir I have sith lord slaves to wash my things mwhahaha

    Is that mean of me?


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    #7580
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    why else would you have slaves for?

    ever get a needle under your nail?


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    #7581
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    lil'bug wrote: »
    ever get a needle under your nail?

    No Ma'am.

    Ever look up surgery videos on youtube?


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    #7582
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    oh god no!!

    whats your favorite tv programme?


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    #7583
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    lil'bug wrote: »
    oh god no!!

    whats your favorite tv programme?

    paranormal state or hell's highway atm

    seen either?


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    #7584
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    paranormal state or hell's highway atm

    seen either?

    Yes Sir.

    Captain Kirk or Captain Picard?


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    #7585
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    paranormal state or hell's highway atm

    seen either?

    Yes Sir.

    Captain Kirk or Captain Picard?

    Depends on the time frame tbh...

    Would you like to avail of time travel?


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    #7586
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Definatly

    WHy do some people let their nostril hair grow out from under their nose?


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    #7587
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Because they are too reluctant to trim back their hairy backs and so the hair grows around from their backs to their noses and in their nostrils.


    Do hairy-nostriled people smell? :eek:


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    #7588
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Now that you mention it, some of them DO have bad B.O.?

    What's the best cure for bad B.O.?


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    #7589
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    A spritz of tha shmelly shtuff. :)

    Do you own any "shmelly shtuff?!"


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    #7590
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I might do....

    Have you done your Christmas shopping yet?


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    #7591
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    I haven't no.

    Do you like Christmas?


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