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    #7652
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    I probably couldn't but I'm sure if could be done by someone quick and stealthy.

    Do you own a knife?

    I do Sir, one like Billy's from Predator.

    EDIT: Several colours so the sky will look like a tacky Christmas tree.

    Do you think witches are real?


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    #7653
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    HazDanz wrote: »
    I do Sir, one like Billy's from Predator.

    EDIT: Several colours so the sky will look like a tacky Christmas tree.

    Do you think witches are real?

    they are,I saw one the other day and was realllllllllllyyyyyy attractive =O

    Do people look down on you if you marry a witch?


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    #7654
    HeyThereDeliah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    No the witch has you on a broom looking down at people.

    Have you ever seen a ghost?


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    #7655
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    they are,I saw one the other day and was realllllllllllyyyyyy attractive =O

    Do people look down on you if you marry a witch?

    I think they would be under a spell and wouldn't mind.

    Do you think there are many sexy witches out there?


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    #7656
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    HazDanz wrote: »
    I think they would be under a spell and wouldn't mind.

    Do you think there are many sexy witches out there?

    Ya there's too many down here cork

    will we all go to the local witch club tomorrow and try and pick some witches up :D?


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    #7657
    celtictiger32
    Registered Users Posts: 2,488 ✭✭✭celtictiger32


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Ya there's too many down here cork

    will we all go to the local witch club tomorrow and try and pick some witches up :D?

    already have one

    how about a mummy?


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    #7658
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    celtictiger32 wrote: »
    already have one

    how about a mummy?

    Too much unwrapping you have to do.

    Do you like melancholic music?


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    #7659
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Too much unwrapping you have to do.

    Do you like melancholic music?

    I do

    do you remember the winter of 91 when the tigers attacked that poor village in mountain in north cork ?:(


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    #7660
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    No. Alas the cold took my memory away.


    Who would you prefer to be Batman or Spiderman?


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    #7661
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    BATMAN

    Would you like a beer?


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    #7662
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    BATMAN

    Would you like a beer?

    No Sir. Alcohol hasn't been agreeing with me at all lately :(

    Ever go ice skating?


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    #7663
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No

    What is your opinion on people who shave their pubic hair and then try to sell it on eBay?


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    #7664
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    No

    What is your opinion on people who shave their pubic hair and then try to sell it on eBay?

    Fair play to them :D

    Are you currently bidding on anything on eBay?


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    #7665
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Only a botlled fart

    How much should I spend on such an item?


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    #7666
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    Only a botlled fart

    How much should I spend on such an item?

    €0 as I'd gladly supply one for free.

    Do you sniff your own gas?


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    #7667
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    It has been known to happen......

    Ever spent a night locked in a cupboard?


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    #7668
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    It has been known to happen......

    Ever spent a night locked in a cupboard?

    No Sir.

    Ever sleep rough?


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    #7669
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    yep, all the time

    Why do some old pensioners always smell of urine?


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    #7670
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    boooooojoooooooooooo

    Is a basket of half a dozen kittens the way to a womans heart ?


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    #7671
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,339 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    boooooojoooooooooooo

    Is a basket of half a dozen kittens the way to a womans heart ?

    No. The litte feckers are massively territorial at that age and it'll be all claws and scraps of flower blanket.

    Are a fat wallet and a flashy car the way to a woman's heart?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #7672
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Both items wouldn't go too far astray shure! :pac: Hahaha. :)
    (See how I totally got out of generalizing about girls in general there lol! Phew! :) )


    Will you mop my floors for me pwease?


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    #7673
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    confuseddotcom wrote: »
    Both items wouldn't go too far astray shure! :pac: Hahaha. :)
    (See how I totally got out of generalizing about girls in general there lol! Phew! :) )


    Will you mop my floors for me pwease?

    Yes madam!

    what do I get in return?


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    #7674
    gamblitis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    I'm sure a congratulatory pat on the back shouldn't be out of the question.

    What's your favourite oxymoron?


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    #7675
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    What's that again now is that like saying close yer mouth and eat your dinner lol?!

    Are you dressing up for Halloween?


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    #7676
    gamblitis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    Mightdress up as Paedo Bear!

    How tall are you?


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    #7677
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    5ft7 I think.


    Did you do much gambling lately?


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    #7678
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    yup

    did you notice your wallet was missing?


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    #7679
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    *Checks handbag* Nope it's still there, mustn't have been mine.


    Did you win on your gamblings?


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    #7680
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    ah it must be miss panda's that I took then

    I did ya :)

    will I share my winnings with you?


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    #7681
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    ah it must be miss panda's that I took then

    I did ya :)

    will I share my winnings with you?

    Yes please :)

    Are you heading out on the town tonight?


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