Do you think its 'gay'?

Ghost Buster

Blokes liking a willie up their bottom and girls liking a little licky licky is gay. Anything else isnt.

TeddyTedson

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Blokes liking a willie up their bottom and girls liking a little licky licky is gay. Anything else isnt.

What about blokes who like to put their own willie up another bottom?

bnt

When I imagine a man obsessed with appearance and grooming, I don't think "metrosexual". I think American Psycho:

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

:eek:

sbsquarepants

EdenHazard wrote: »

For a guy to be real interested in looking up clothes and hairstyles in free time?

Do you do it? A lot of my friends say its gay, but what else would I be doing? Looking at clothes is fun!

Clothes, hairstyles, belieber - it might be time to listen to your friends and finally get out of that fúcking closet your in:)

biko

Maybe you're just an executive transvestite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6npfjWoBCRM

Sleepy

bnt wrote: »

When I imagine a man obsessed with appearance and grooming, I don't think "metrosexual". I think American Psycho:
:eek:

Really? I just think vacuous twat...

OldGoat

I know a gay bloke who is a slovernly fecker. We think he might be straight. He only showers about once a week - thats a sure sign, a real wimmins pulling trait.
He's been seen in a grey shapless hoodie thats about 5 years old and threadbare as **** - obviously he's now a quim hunter.
He has an online account with Jacamo, the filthy breeder!

Stiffler2

Gay is when you put your d!ck in another mans ass.



I think you are confused.

EdenHazard

EdenHazard wrote: »

For a guy to be real interested in looking up clothes and hairstyles in free time?

Do you do it? A lot of my friends say its gay, but what else would I be doing? Looking at clothes is fun!

It's not gay, but if you're doing this with all your free time then it's quite a bit vain.

Caring about how you look is grand, but if it's becoming your main past-time then maybe you should ease off a bit.

bnt

bnt wrote: »

When I imagine a man obsessed with appearance and grooming, I don't think "metrosexual". I think American Psycho:

Sleepy wrote: »

Really? I just think vacuous twat...

That too. The two concepts are not mutually exclusive. Patrick Bateman is a vacuous twat with a temper and an axe.

ejmaztec

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I'm not sure... I was always under the impression that you should consider yourself gay when the bell end of a stiff hard cock is being rammed down the back of your throat and a ball bag is slapping off your chin.

No, that's a rugby scrum, not gay at all.

kfallon

ejmaztec wrote: »

No, that's a rugby scrum, not gay at all.

Or a rugby night out, those crazy rugby guys, if they are not drinking piss thru a sock while naked they are fisting each other for the 'craic' :rolleyes:

:P

ntlbell

ejmaztec wrote: »

No, that's a rugby scrum, not gay at all.

huh there's nothing non gay about rugby.

The players, the schools they go to the fans.

it's a homosexual paradise ffs.

micropig

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Everything else is just an opinion on wearing pink shirts when it's not ladies day.

OP, I don't think it's gay, I do however, find those totally obsessed with their appearance mind numbingly boring



Interestingly..Up until around 1927 pink was the colour for boys and Blue for girls. Pink was seen as the masculine colour, worn by matadors etc.

forfuxsake

micropig wrote: »

OP, I don't think it's gay, I do however, find those totally obsessed with their appearance mind numbingly boring



Interestingly..Up until around 1927 pink was the colour for boys and Blue for girls. Pink was seen as the masculine colour, worn by matadors etc.

:rolleyes:

Teyla Emmagan

I'm sure I've seen a photo of you wearing the most horrific fashion victim jeans imaginable OP. And then defending them. So I wouldn't call you gay as much as completely tragic.

No offence like.

bradknowell

Is it other boys hair and clothes your checking out? If so then its gay.

EdenHazard

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I'm sure I've seen a photo of you wearing the most horrific fashion victim jeans imaginable OP. And then defending them. So I wouldn't call you gay as much as completely tragic.

No offence like.

:rolleyes:

What's 'fashion victim' about them? They were on offer for a good price, I bought them, I wear them, they're fine. But then I suppose your probably a trend setter so what do I know..

MrStuffins

EdenHazard wrote: »

:rolleyes:

How old are you OP?

Immaculate Pasta

MrStuffins wrote: »

How old are you OP?

I believe he's 75 :cool:

EdenHazard

...and a half

MrStuffins

Really though, how old are you?

EdenHazard

19

1ZRed

EdenHazard wrote: »

19

Hold on for a second man!
You're 19, into fashion, hair,Justin Beiber and you're straight.
Meanwhile I'm 17, not into fashion, same hair style for 4 years, hates Justin Beiber and I'm bisexual.
I'm 50% more gay than you. WTF? Am I doing something wrong?

RichieC

OP: No. It's just ****ing tedious.

humbert

It's vacuous and vain. Sexual orientation doesn't come into it.

1ZRed

humbert wrote: »

It's vacuous and vain. Sexual orientation doesn't come into it.

It's good to try and better yourself but not to the point where your spending hours and hours looking up clothes and hairstyles.
I wouldn't call it vain because loads of guys try to do the same (just not to this degree).
I wouldn't be surprised if he attracted more guys than girls with this kind of attitude though.

toexpress

EdenHazard wrote: »

For a guy to be real interested in looking up clothes and hairstyles in free time?

Do you do it? A lot of my friends say its gay, but what else would I be doing? Looking at clothes is fun!

It is pretty gay it has to be said ... I don't do that and I AM gay ... so next is to start looking for top guys to fcuk you ... I suspect you are just a website away from it ... Embrace it

mconigol

LH Pathe wrote: »

I think a lot of things are gay. But then I'm a time traveller from a previous century

Why would you come here? Surely you would go straight for the hover-boards?

Irish Guitarist

This is the kind of crap you see in American comedies. If a man does anything besides belching and watching sport it means he's gay. Even if he likes reading books or listening to classical music or opera it obviously means he's a flaming homosexual.

Tell your friends to stop watching Two And A Half Men. Alternatively find new friends that will let you be yourself.

toexpress

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

This is the kind of crap you see in American comedies. If a man does anything besides belching and watching sport it means he's gay. Even if he likes reading books or listening to classical music or opera it obviously means he's a flaming homosexual.

Tell your friends to stop watching Two And A Half Men. Alternatively find new friends that will let you be yourself.

Yourself being a flaming homosexual ...

Dyr

Unless its leather jackets or military surplus clothing then its supergay.

I'll also grant a monthly allowance for looking at sensible suits etc.

efb

Bambi wrote: »

Unless its leather jackets or military surplus clothing then its supergay.

I'll also grant a monthly allowance for looking at sensible suits etc.

Leather jackets or Military Surplus... Gimmie a Y...

Gummy Panda

1ZRed wrote: »

EdenHazard wrote: »

19

Hold on for a second man!
You're 19, into fashion, hair,Justin Beiber and you're straight.
Meanwhile I'm 17, not into fashion, same hair style for 4 years, hates Justin Beiber and I'm bisexual.
I'm 50% more gay than you. WTF? Am I doing something wrong?

You're obliviously butch gay. By day you'll be a construction worker with a handbar moustache, at night you ride a Harley to your gay bar called the blue oyster

Crooked Jack

Domo230 wrote: »

I don't think it's fun but I like women and for some strange reason they prefer me when I don't look like **** so I take interest in my appearance.

Otherwise I would probably look something like this http://badlandsbadley.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/cave-man.jpg

I find the opposite, I take only the most cursory interest in my appearance and girls i go for seem happy enough. Although i suspect we are attracted to different types of women. Do you perhaps frequent loud thumping nightclubs where the only way to attract the attentions of a lady is to either dance like you're in a music video or look like a photoshopped picture of yourself as conversation is little more than an abstract notion.

Crooked Jack

Crooked Jack wrote: »

Although i suspect we are attracted to different types of women.

Yup, some of us like the caveman type.

Crooked Jack

true-or-false wrote: »

Yup, some of us like the caveman type.

and thank God for ye

Cognitive Cascade

EdenHazard wrote: »

For a guy to be real interested in looking up clothes and hairstyles in free time?

Do you do it? A lot of my friends say its gay, but what else would I be doing? Looking at clothes is fun!

No, but this thread you posted on about having a man crush is self-explanatory.




http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=78574780

Dyr

Bambi wrote: »

Unless its leather jackets or military surplus clothing then its supergay.

I'll also grant a monthly allowance for looking at sensible suits etc.

They're OUR things! dem pesky gays just took them, its like them saying "queer" thats OUR word

Crooked Jack

Bambi wrote: »

They're OUR things! dem pesky gays just took them, its like them saying "queer" thats OUR word

Wait! We can own words now? I bags 'shrapnel' and 'discombobulate.'

Annasopra

What does this even mean?

Does it mean

"my friends think I am gay because I buy clothes and get my hair done"

Or

"my friends think I am stupid/bad/not cool/a loser because I buy clothes and get my hair done"

EdenHazard

Speaking of hair, I need to get it sorted, looks like a rat living up there at the moment

1ZRed

EdenHazard wrote: »

Speaking of hair, I need to get it sorted, looks like a rat living up there at the moment

Yeah what's the problem? Don't you want to look like JB anyway?;)

kowloon

Dudess wrote: »

Being interested in fashion isn't gay, but being very excessively so can be effeminate, but that isn't necessarily gay. Lots of those spray-tanned, hairstyling, waxing pretty boy dudes can't get enough flange.

Agreed. Too much confusion between vanity and orientation.

St.Spodo

The only thing that's gay is liking men. I'm not too sure why you like Justin Bieber though. I don't see the appeal for a heterosexual male.

1ZRed

St.Spodo wrote: »

The only thing that's gay is liking men. I'm not too sure why you like Justin Bieber though. I don't see the appeal for a heterosexual male.

I dont like him. He's a dumbass little runt.
I think I'm honestly jealous of his success and the fact that he's done all of that and is roughly the same age as me.
But, the way I see it, I'm sure height isn't the only department he's lacking in so as long as I know I'm beating him where it counts, he can stuff his crotch with all the money in his bank account for all I care!

Cee-Jay-Cee

If when your looking at clothes and hairstyles your also imagining rodgering the arse of the male model in the picture then yes its gay, if not then your just a bit of a girl.

Nothingbetter2d

do you say "omg omg isn't this absolutely gorgeous" ? when you see a nice item of clothing?

if yes your either very camp or gay

if no your probably not gay

1ZRed

Cognitive Cascade wrote: »

No, but this thread you posted on about having a man crush is self-explanatory.




http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=78574780

Just come out of the closet. It's not that hard, especially if you're that camp people might have prepared a bit.
I'm not trying to take the piss out of you but come on dude it's obvious:)

EdenHazard

I ain't camp at all.