20 Month Woody

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Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride

A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)" that's lasted 20 months and counting.

According to the lawsuit, Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage."

This would be a big +1 with the wimmins, when he's out and about he could just stick it to his belly with Ducktape so it doesn't get in the way.

You'd think he'd be grateful!! Some people, their's no pleasing them.:p

Sharpshooter

Hee hee, BMW= Big Massive Willy!
And he's complaining.:D

grizzly

The amount he's looking for is a bit stiff.

AlmightyCushion

If I had an erection for 20 months, I'd be the one getting sued for doing general damage.

KeithM89_old

Its all fun and games til he has to take a shit.

Schism

KeithM89 wrote: »

Its all fun and games til he has to take a shit.

It's... EVERYWHERE!

argosy2006

Things are looking up for BMW then,

KKkitty

It must have been HARD ON him in fairness. Ah at least he ROSE to any challenge

LH Pathe

I had this weirdest cold there where my libido completely vanished. For like two weeks.. it was the most demotivating aspect of the virus and I soon realized it is the life force. Drive... But it's back. with a bang; hopefully

Sharpshooter

The Wolf v. BMW lawsuit alleges that Wolf has continued to suffer the erection problem since the September 2010 ride --

I love the fact that it's called a ride.

KKkitty

I wonder how HARD UP he'll be if he gets compensation for it

argosy2006

This trial will demand proof, and he has hard evidence !!!!!!!!

Thrill

Makers of Viagra are also joining the law suit, claiming loss of revenue.

KKkitty

Thrill wrote: »

Makers of Viagra are also joining the law suit, claiming loss of revenue.

Even a new competitor called Mycoxaflopin had to pull out of business cos the new competition was too stiff. They knew they'd never hold a rigid place in the market

IM0

I hope his granny died and he had to attend the funeral

giles lynchwood

Damm, those 19 year old German's are good.

TheRiddler

I'd like to know how having a constant erection makes you unable to engage in sexual activity

Doc Ruby

I'm going to call marketing bs on this one. Believe it or not having an erection for that long does quite a lot of damage to your penis.

CardBordWindow

Doc Ruby wrote: »

I'm going to call marketing bs on this one. Believe it or not having an erection for that long does quite a lot of damage to your penis.

Yep. The blood can clot, resulting in dead tissue. In extreme cases, the penis needs to be amputated! :eek:

super_furry

Disappointed to see BMW aren't taking responsibility. They should just take matters in hand and deal with it.

Ghandee

Here's Dr Yoda's Diagnosis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZn1_3UrJP0

I wonder if it's awkward in the courtroom when everyone knows that guy has an erection.

I can see the sales in that particular BMW product increasing dramatically.

Nothingbetter2d

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

If I had an erection for 20 months, I'd be the one getting sued for doing general damage.

either that or get a job as a coat rack

Dub Ste

Not related,but for the past couple of weeks,I've had morning glory every day ????

smash

His cock will probably fall off due to gangrene.

Ghandee

Dub Ste wrote: »

Not related,but for the past couple of weeks,I've had morning glory every day ????

Me too!

My willy always seems to be up before me in the mornings!

the purple tin

Could he not just think of Maggie Thatcher in the nip?
That would soon soften his horn for him.