Celebrities you want to fight

Lionel Messy

I'm no hardman, i can't fight but i'm pretty sure i could ****ing level Gary Neville (can someone put a beat on that totally unintenional rhyme?)
Oh yeah, me ma's not a celeb, but your's is.

Immaculate Pasta

Michael Barrymore by a swimming pool

:cool:

Balmed Out

I'll put 20 on Neville for a first round knockout.

mikom

Ryan Tubridy in the library with the lead pipe.

Snowie

this guy here he's not a celebrity but he annoys me to the point were I throw a skillet at the cùnt... wander true fvck reatrded poo look at me i used to be a great chef but then i got fat and lazy and ran after the money utter ****ing retard can't stand him

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hightower1

Ghandi



Your not your f**king khakis

Paparazzo

I'd go with Kylie

Thrill

Wouldn't mind putting my fist through Adam Sandlers face, now that you mention it.

mackg

Stephen Hawking

Sergeant

Nelson Mandela.

AckwelFoley

Halle berry.

It would be a struggle but a happy ending is guarenteed

CreepingDeath

Bertie Ahearne or that useless financial regulator.

TeddyTedson

I hope Degsy posts in this thread

irish_stevo815

A mate of mine got in a bit of a scrap with Callum Best outside Ruby's night club in Waterford a few years back. Best was being a bit of a prick to the mates missus, but he hid behind his security/body guard when your man started.

Ellis Dee

I'd love to have a tussle with Scarlett Johansson. In my wet dreams, she grabs me by the balls, then strips me naked and gives me a good spanking before ---:):):)

Drool, drool, drool ...:D:D


p.s. I wouldn't mind being manhandled by Sandra Bollocks, either.;)

Dannyboi3k

Jeremy Kyle

Agricola

Marty Whelan. That smooth bástard just needs a pasting.

beertons

Everyone at rte. 'cept bernard dunne, he can just fluck off.

aidoh

BRENDAN O'CONNOR

BraziliaNZ

Ricky Gervais

weemcd

I would kick jedward to death, I probably wouldn't mean to kill them, just give them a good tune up, but I wouldn't be able to stop until the floor was red and I'd cracked open their heads to see if there ever was anything there, if they each had half a brain it would make a lot of sense.

link_2007

Joffrey - the little prick

Dyr

mikom wrote: »

Ryan Tubridy in the library with the lead pipe.

How would you tell the difference between them?

Stockey1994

That cnut Justin beiber or one direction

HemlockOption

I wouldn't mind giving Miriam O'Callaghan a good hard pointy-toe into the wizard's sleeve

Paparazzo

AckwelFoley wrote: »

Halle berry.

It would be a struggle but a happy ending is guarenteed

It's celebrities you want to fight, not rape

leggo

Do I have the option of gathering the entire TV3 'celeb' scene (Alan Hughes et al) into one large room and bombing it?

kellso81

Actually seen Frankie Cocozza fighting outside a club in brighton on sat night. Was sorely tempted to join in!

sbsquarepants

Bono and Danny Dyer....should be spelled dire - fúcking twat:mad:

HemlockOption

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Ricky Gervais

I love this genius of comedy - so if I saw you having a go off him - I'd have to give you a sly Dougal-like kick in the head

davet82

Welcome to Fight Club

frag420

Already punched Bam Margera outside a club in LA a few yrs back.

Now I would love to knock out those orange cnuts on Tallaghtfornia!!

comeback_kid

the dalai lama , take that talking lama

nkay1985

I'm gonna have to second the suggestion of Ryan Tubridy. I think there'd be a fair few jumping in alongside me too.

Palytoxin

davet82 wrote: »

Welcome to Fight Club

First rule of fight club is:you do not talk about fight club.

PS-all the celebrities

darrcow

sooty and sweep the dirty bast*rds

mikom

mikom wrote: »

Ryan Tubridy in the library with the lead pipe.

Bambi wrote: »

How would you tell the difference between them?

The lead pipe weighs more.

Seriously? 3 pages in and nobody has said David McSavage? I am sorely disappointed in you all. For Shame......for shame.

davet82

frag420 wrote: »

Already punched Bam Margera outside a club in LA a few yrs back.

ya cant leave that post like that, details please

the keen edge

I'd like to fight everybody involved in x factor and Britains got talent.

The entire TV3 morning AM ensemble.

The RTE GAA commentary department.

And Eddie Hoobs, and Ian Dempsy, Rays Foley and D'arcy, Ruth Scott, Tony Fenton, the guy who replaced Mr G Ryan and the insufferable bore from the midlands on 2fm who sounds like a transition year student; in fact I'd like to start with the DJ's first, just to make sure that I'd have sufficient energy to give them a good kicking.

Schwiiing

ryan tubridy, brendan o connor, oprah, dr phil, brian dobson, alan cantwell, richard hammond, brendan courtney, gok wan, justin lee collins, russell kane, alex zane, rusell brand, james corden, simon cowell, louis walsh, john terry, cristiano ronaldo, mario ballotelli, ellen degenres, them ***** off xpose.

link_2007

the keen edge wrote: »

I'd like to fight everybody involved in x factor and Britains got talent.

The entire TV3 morning AM ensemble.

The RTE GAA commentary department.

And Eddie Hoobs, and Ian Dempsy, Rays Foley and D'arcy, Ruth Scott, Tony Fenton, the guy who replaced Mr G Ryan and the insufferable bore from the midlands on 2fm who sounds like a transition year student; in fact I'd like to start with the DJ's first, just to make sure that I'd have sufficient energy to give them a good kicking.

Ruth Scott once slapped me for telling her she had the perfect face for radio

foxyboxer

Brad Pitt, just for the sake of irony.

Ciderswigger

Deleted User wrote: »

Seriously? 3 pages in and nobody has said David McSavage? I am sorely disappointed in you all. For Shame......for shame.

This. x100!!

BlimpyBoy

frag420 wrote: »

Already punched Bam Margera outside a club in LA a few yrs back.

If true, you deserve nothing but good things to happen to you.

Hate that cúnt.

Cee-Jay-Cee

That red head whóre that was on Irelands got fúck all talent.

Dana also needs a good kicking.

But most of all i'd like to punch the head of luke 'mange' flanagan.

foxyboxer

A Phil Hogan look-a-like.

Sleazy Rider

Gok Wan needs a stainless steel wok smashing into his smug face repeatedly.

Jedward should be strung up by their fringes from a couple of cranes and a giant conkers game should be played with them, the pair of wanksocks.

ImpossibleDuck

Lincoln. Big guy, big reach; Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

Paddycrumlinman

George Bush and Tony Blair. I would love to water board them both and kick the living ****te out of them.

Would be a great day.

JohnMarston

I fight with Russel Crowe would be brilliant. And after the fight, win, lose or draw, we would go and get a few pints