Celebrities you want to fight

frag420

davet82 wrote: »

ya cant leave that post like that, details please

eh was at a pre show party in a bar on Sunset and he was there with his posse. One of my brothers friends was hammered and went up to him and said " Hey man is this your missus"?? pointing to the chick beside himm

Bam replied " Yeah what of it" or something along those lines.

Then yer man said in a thick oirish accent "I wouldnt **** stones at her"

Bam was like " what did you say bro"??

And then he cleared his throat and said in the loudest thickest country accent " I Wouldnt **** shtones at her"

Bam then punched him and all hell broke out. I got one punch in and made it count. He didnt know who it was ha ha. It wa over in a matter of seconds. Was tempted to **** on his Lambo but then I realised it was not the cars fault its owner is a cnut!!

Fun times on the sunset strip..........................

minotour

aidoh wrote: »

BRENDAN O'CONNOR

done, outside mullligans, he heard me call him the fat cnut off the telly, went mad, got slapped, limped off.

I've a right hankering to batter yer man Sherlock now

pjcollins

Love to fight Chuck Norris. Like, all that awesomeness before you go?

link_2007

minotour wrote: »

done, outside mullligans, he heard me call him the fat cnut off the telly, went mad, got slapped, limped off.

I've a right hankering to batter yer man Sherlock now

You punched him in the leg?

minotour

link_2007 wrote: »

You punched him in the leg?

Im only a little lad

GrizzlyMan

all of them on that "good morning" show (or whatever the f*ck its called) on TV 3 :mad:

Eggonyerface

Cj from the eggheads has a face I'd never tire of punching. With his eyebrows shooting up to the roof when someone gets a question wrong, opponent or team mate..

Connagh-Joseph de Mooi, known as CJ de Mooi or simply CJ (b. 6 November 1969[1]), is a professional quizzer and the youngest panellist on the BBC television show Eggheads. Born Joseph Connagh, he took up the name De Mooi when he was modelling; which he translates as Dutch for "the Handsome man", though a more literal translation would be "The Beautiful".

stimpson

As there's a queue for McSavage, I'll take Brendan O'Carroll.

"How's yer wobbly bits now you unfunny cnut?"

DEFTLEFTHAND

That small creature we call our president. Just don't like the guy, he annoys me to the point where I become incessant with rage if somebody mentions his name in passing or I see him on tv.

EDIT: He's not really a celeb I suppose, so the public figure I'd like to fight.

stimpson

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

That small creature we call our president. Just don't like the guy, he annoys me to the point where I become incessant with rage if somebody mentions his name in passing or I see him on tv.

Get over it Sean. You still have Dragons Den...eh...your self respect...eh...your hair a hot wife.

frag420

stimpson wrote: »

Get over it Sean. You still have Dragons Den.

No he doesnt.................

not yet

Kathryn Thomas......I big sledge hammer across the back of her smug loaf.
Simon Cowell.... I lunger straight into the botoxed fcuking mush.

Oh and a baseball bat to the temple of anyone from fair sh11ty

garysully1986

How are we 5 pages in and nobody has mentioned lady gaga!

I disdain that yoke!!! Her and her monsters can fcuk off!

IrishAm

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

That small creature we call our president. Just don't like the guy, he annoys me to the point where I become incessant with rage if somebody mentions his name in passing or I see him on tv.

EDIT: He's not really a celeb I suppose, so the public figure I'd like to fight.

Good shout.

Id love to give him a massive kick in the bollix.

Little gremlin.

Kerrydude1981

Cant hit man with glasses but Eammon Gilmore could do with a swift jab in the face

Born to Die

I don't associate celebrity with anyone. So nobody. There are a few people doing jobs that have them in the public eye I would like to have a stern chat with though.

Most of the people I fight with, have already received their thrashing.

Born to Die

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

That small creature we call our president. Just don't like the guy, he annoys me to the point where I become incessant with rage if somebody mentions his name in passing or I see him on tv.

EDIT: He's not really a celeb I suppose, so the public figure I'd like to fight.

He is one of life's true gentlemen. If you got to spend some time with him I am sure you would concur.

the keen edge

GrizzlyMan wrote: »

all of them on that "good morning" show (or whatever the f*ck its called) on TV 3 :mad:

May I direct you to post#40, and ask you to get in line.

mikeym

I love to throw the digs at Kian Egan he looks like a cocky twat.

Chuck Stone

Jimmy Carr.

Unfunny cunt needs a smack upside his fat Damien Omen head.

Kerrydude1981

mikeym wrote: »

I love to throw the digs at Kian Egan he looks like a cocky twat.

Didnt he get a hiding already a few years back,they didnt do a good job of it though

the purple tin

Bill Cullen needs a good kick in the "penny apples".
That fat beardy judge from RTE's the restaraunt also.
Big smug heads on the pair of them.

IvySlayer

I'd love to kick Jordan in the snatch.

IrishAm

the purple tin wrote: »

Bill Cullen needs a good kick in the "penny apples".
That fat beardy judge from RTE's the restaraunt also.
Big smug heads on the pair of them.

That Italian chap? Ah, he seems a nice sort. The other critic, Tom, is a bit of a smug bollix.

That cunt from Meath, Hector O'Whatever.

Hes due a hiding.

Redzer7

I would love to kick John Terry in the earlobe!

**** yeah that would feel good!

I would then continue to kick his fúcking face in... should I keep going?

Opinicus

frag420 wrote: »

Already punched Bam Margera outside a club in LA a few yrs back.

Internet Brofist

also

Internet High Five

ger10

Kony 2012

tfitzgerald

I'd love to slap the backing singer out of westlife kian whats his name .

Paparazzo

JohnMarston wrote: »

I fight with Russel Crowe would be brilliant. And after the fight, win, lose or draw, we would go and get a few pints

He could take you for a ride on Tugger afterwards

IvySlayer wrote: »

I'd love to kick Jordan in the snatch.

You'd probably lose your shoe

Rented Mule

IvySlayer wrote: »

I'd love to kick Jordan in the snatch.

Better wear a boot. I'd say you'd lose your shoe.

Rented Mule

Paparazzo wrote: »

You'd probably lose your shoe

Grrrrrrrrr.......you beat me to the punch...errr kick.

Laisurg

Everyone in one direction at the same time :P

Holly Willoughby.
Mud fight.

keysersoze0330

Dunno if these pair come under the celebrity category, but Brian Kennedy and Paul Martin. Don't know which i'd hit first tho.

Sergeant

Fidel Castro.

kitty9

Ellis Dee wrote: »

I'd love to have a tussle with Scarlett Johansson. In my wet dreams, she grabs me by the balls, then strips me naked and gives me a good spanking before ---:):):)

Drool, drool, drool ...:D:D


p.s. I wouldn't mind being manhandled by Sandra Bollocks, either.;)

lol its Bullock.

where u in Laois btw?

kitty9

id love to punch Kim Kardashian RIGHT IN THE ASS.

just to test if its spongy or not :P

id also like to fight Mike Summerbee and kill him

mattjack

Has the celebrity to be alive ?















If not , Princess Diana..... I'd love to dig her up and punch the head skull off her.

Forest Demon

I would love to kick Louie Walsh right in the Wranglers.

C'mon Pat Kenny ya bollox ya.

I would love to do a Dexter on Bertie (We can start off with a fight if he likes).

Garry Glitter would also be a candidate for a serious beating.

Who are you looking at? Judge Curtin.

An you, yer man who is the independent witness on the lotto. Jinxing it every week on me. I will give you your go!

Ryan Seacrest, your dead

stimpson

This is genuinely the most satisfying thread I've read in years.

Stay classy AH.

Dr Turk Turkelton

I truly believe that Bono deserves a good headbutt.

Kerrydude1981

Cuchulainn1. wrote: »

I truly believe that Bono deserves a good headbutt.

And dont just stop at one headbutt

D1stant

mattjack wrote: »

Has the celebrity to be alive ?

If not , Princess Diana..... I'd love to dig her up and punch the head skull off her.

Nice

El Guapo!

Owen Wilson
He just has a very punchable face, and his voice really irritates me!

flyswatter

I love the way you can get away with very violent threats in this thread.

Jammyc

mackg wrote: »

Stephen Hawking

"He can fairly move in that chair when he's angry"

/Father Ted

Dangerous Man

Bernie Slaven.

KeithM89_old

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