Man left with the horn after 4 hour ride sues for damages.

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An American man is suing BMW after a 4 hour round trip on one of their bikes left him with a permanent erection.Life must have been hard for him with that problem.

‘[The] Plaintiff was riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat,' the suit filed in California Superior Court, San Francisco, last Thursday states.

'The ride lasted approximately two hours each way to Plaintiff's destination, after which Plaintiff developed a severe case of priapism (a persistent lasting erection).'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137471/Henry-Wolf-sues-BMW-hour-motorcycle-ride-leaves-year-erection.html#ixzz1te4QNaWd

bradknowell

Fair enough on a suzuki but a BMW?

Pedant

It's hard not to get sued nowadays, people are so sensitive (:P).

frozenfrozen

hehehe erections

whiskeyman

I heard he's gonna do an #occupy protest outside BMWs offices.
No bother to him pitching his tent anyway...

BarackPyjama

Big Massive Willy

Vain

Poor guy, that sounds willy bad!

Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

Crotch rocket.

cofy

Life is hard.

knird evol

Erection.

Overheal

That man is hard for motors.

1ZRed

As funny as it is, this is actually a very big problem (excuse the pun ) You shouldn't have a hard-on for more than 4 hours because it can cause alot of damage to the penis including gangrene!:eek:

If he thinks he's going to win against BMW he's sadly mistaken.
I can think of a lot of benefits of this 'condition' though

Old Tom

Pedant wrote: »

It's hard not to get sued nowadays, people are so sensitive (:P).

They are just plain idiots in an idiotic environment with idiotic laws.
No worries, world war or some huge natural disaster sorts them all out :rolleyes:
They'll know that a cup with hot water is hot

kitty9

why didnt he jack off to release the erection?!?!

BarackPyjama

Probably didn't use the lube properly.

BarackPyjama

kitty9 wrote: »

why didnt he jack off to release the erection?!?!

There's so much you don't understand about virile men. Like me.

Victor McDade

Why not just look at a pic of Camilla Parker Bowles?

whiskeyman

1ZRed wrote: »

As funny as it is, this is actually a very big problem (excuse the pun:p) You shouldn't have a consecutive hard-on for more than 4 hours because it can cause alot of damage to the penis including gangrene!:eek:

That's why I always have to get the missus to throw on her Mary Harney mask at 3hrs 59mins into it...

Owen_S

I don't see the problem unless it happens to the pillion passenger too.

BarackPyjama

Owen_S wrote: »

I don't see the problem unless it happens to the pillion passenger too.

Sword fight?

BorneTobyWilde

Things are on the u p and up

1ZRed

whiskeyman wrote: »

That's why I always have to get the missus to throw on her Mary Harney mask at 3hrs 59mins into it...

Yep, that should do it!;)

1ZRed

Owen_S wrote: »

I don't see the problem unless it happens to the pillion passenger too.

Depending on your preference, it could be really good or really bad!:P

shopaholic01

4 hours you say ............ I wouldn't mind a spin on it

Sierra 117

I don't envy him. They usually have to stick a needle in and drain blood to relieve the erection.

numbnutz

four stroke lube I reckon should do the trick!!:D

shopaholic01

numbnutz wrote: »

four stroke lube I reckon should do the trick!!:D

Very apt username

slippy wicket

I know BMW make sexy motorbikes but this is bleeping crazy

BorneTobyWilde

BMW have agreed to pay full costs of amputation,
case closed,

Defiler Of The Coffin

Happened to an uncle of mine. They had to saw his knob off to close the coffin.

Aidric

Das Horn.

kitty9

Horny Mc****erson

Defiler Of The Coffin

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Happened to an uncle of mine. They had to saw his knob off to close the coffin.

Hence your name?

grindle

kitty9 wrote: »

why didnt he jack off to release the erection?!?!

What? Free willy?

whiskeyman wrote: »

That's why I always have to get the missus to throw on her Mary Harney mask at 3hrs 59mins into it...

No joke, I just had to swallow some sick.

Then I imagined the sick was the stagnant, curdled milk chundering from her teats...

...so I had a ****.

golden lane

crossbar on a motorbike.............ridiculous.....

SteoL

grindle wrote: »

kitty9 wrote: »

why didnt he jack off to release the erection?!?!

What? Free willy?

whiskeyman wrote: »

That's why I always have to get the missus to throw on her Mary Harney mask at 3hrs 59mins into it...

No joke, I just had to swallow some sick.

Then I imagined the sick was the stagnant, curdled milk chundering from her teats...

...so I had a ****.

:eek:

Ewwwww........ :mad:

Defiler Of The Coffin

Deleted User wrote: »

Hence your name?

That's not funny man. This is my uncle we're talking about

goat2

saves him buying viagra

LH Pathe

BarackPyjama wrote: »

Big Massive Willy

that's.. not it not where I cum from anyhow.

sometimes I wish I was a Black Man

laugh

At least he had a big helmet! :cool:

Pottler

probably been posted before but I though this thread was about an unsatisfied customer sueing a hooker. I was trying to imagine what state he left her vejasus in.:D

kincsem

Story issued by BMW marketing department? :rolleyes:

up for anything

Vorsprung Durch Technik.

Nothingbetter2d

up for anything wrote: »

Vorsprung Durch Technik.

thats Audi's slogan not BMW's :rolleyes:

Kolido

Sounds like a serious problem in fairness, but hard not to see the humerous side.

I wonder do BMW or seat manufacturers test for this type of incident durring QC stages.