How to track somebody down.

warrior00

Okay, I know this may sound weird and it's not exactly the best forum to post in, so if there is a more appropriate forum where I will get genuine responses please tell me.

So the person I want to track is a female who worked in a pool bar in Bulgaria. I don't even know her name.(I know crazy) And no I'm not a millionaire who can hire private detectives to do the work. So how would I go about doing it? Any suggestions welcomed.

shopaholic01

Ask the guy who looked for his nurse:rolleyes:

WoollyRedHat

warrior00 wrote: »

Okay, I know this may sound weird and it's not exactly the best forum to post in, so if there is a more appropriate forum where I will get genuine responses please tell me.

So the person I want to track is a female who worked in a pool bar in Bulgaria. I don't even know her name.(I know crazy) And no I'm not a millionaire who can hire private detectives to do the work. So how would I go about doing it? Any suggestions welcomed.

I don't know about your question, but even if you were a millionaire, hiring private detectives to track someone down is a bit much, is she a lover of yours? Did she hustle you at pool, background please.

Get Liam Neeson really really pissed off.

link_2007

Do you know the name of the bar?

The King of Moo

Ring Bulgaria. If she's not there, there's only one choice:

Round-the-world-search montage.

They work 100% of the time.

I recommend "Whole Wide World" by Wreckless Eric as the backing song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSjwl8lHEVE

Do a google search of hotels that have pools in Bulgaria then search them see if they have pool bars she could of been telling porkie pies though

mattjack

warrior00 wrote: »

Okay, I know this may sound weird and it's not exactly the best forum to post in, so if there is a more appropriate forum where I will get genuine responses please tell me.

So the person I want to track is a female who worked in a pool bar in Bulgaria. I don't even know her name.(I know crazy) And no I'm not a millionaire who can hire private detectives to do the work. So how would I go about doing it? Any suggestions welcomed.

Weird ? not at all

A more appropriate forum ? no you're in the right place

Genuine responses ? absolutely , all we provide is genuine responses

So .. how was her rack stacked ?

Pushtrak

This being After Hours, someone has probably already found her.

kitty9

post it on twitter, facebook, tell the local gardai, get the government to lend you their jet.

BY GOD FIND THE WOMAN

AND FCUK HER, FCUK HER HARD

superstoner90

Did you even bone her?

BorneTobyWilde

Yea, thats a good point,

Senna

warrior00 wrote: »

Hi remember me, i was the pale Irish guy who spend the whole week on holidays leering at you

Bulgarian Girl wrote:

of course i do, i haven't been able to stop thinking about you

.

My name is URL

Go back to the bar and kidnap random members of staff until one of them talks.

warrior00

Senna wrote: »

.

Who knows maybe she couldn't stop thinking about me.

superstoner90

warrior00 wrote: »

Who knows maybe she couldn't stop thinking about me.

Did you bone her?

ANSWER MEEEEE! :mad:

Senna

warrior00 wrote: »

Who knows maybe she couldn't stop thinking about me.

Maybe she wont recognise you without the binoculars?

Canis Lupus

Back to the bar with you. Machete in one hand, running chainsaw in the other and scream her name as loud as you can over and over.

BorneTobyWilde

Is it possilble though,

warrior00

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Back to the bar with you. Machete in one hand, running chainsaw in the other and scream her name as loud as you can over and over.

That's the problem I don't know her name.

Feisar

Check if place has FB pages, she may be a friend.

Google images the name of the bar, she may pop up in a pic somewhere. Realistically you'll have to go to the bar for info.

What's her nationality/hometown/college/school/whatever. Got her phone no? Any possibility of friends of friends of friends knowing her?

Start with the known and work from there. Work to the known unknowns and eventually the unknown unknowns if that makes any sense.

superstoner90

warrior00 wrote: »

That's the problem I don't know her name.

Il take it you DID NOT boner her.

Did you?

ANSWER MEEEEE!!!! :mad::mad:

Feisar

If your out on hols and bumped into her last night, thrall through the local hot spots.

If you've met her somewhere out of the way, there are may be only so many hostels etc she may be staying at.

DonQuay1

Originally Posted by Canis Lupus
Back to the bar with you. Machete in one hand, running chainsaw in the other and scream her name as loud as you can over and over.

warrior00 wrote: »

That's the problem I don't know her name.

If you have a "....Machete in one hand, running chainsaw in the other ..." - she'll answer to any name you call her!!!

superstoner90

Feisar wrote: »

Check if place has FB pages, she may be a friend.

Google images the name of the bar, she may pop up in a pic somewhere. Realistically you'll have to go to the bar for info.

What's her nationality/hometown/college/school/whatever. Got her phone no? Any possibility of friends of friends of friends knowing her?

Start with the known and work from there. Work to the known unknowns and eventually the unknown unknowns if that makes any sense.

So, does that make the unknown known?

warrior00

Feisar wrote: »

Check if place has FB pages, she may be a friend.

Google images the name of the bar, she may pop up in a pic somewhere. Realistically you'll have to go to the bar for info.

What's her nationality/hometown/college/school/whatever. Got her phone no? Any possibility of friends of friends of friends knowing her?

Start with the known and work from there. Work to the known unknowns and eventually the unknown unknowns if that makes any sense.

Thanks to you I checked and there is a facebook page. Don't know who made it but there is only 15 friends and don't see her. Unfortunately.

BorneTobyWilde

Seem difficult,
WHy though

LH Pathe

Granted the fugitive hasn't shat imself already, he'll be ****ting himself in the knowledge a dog can still smell the chyme in his bowels from miles away

Feisar

warrior00 wrote: »

Thanks to you I checked and there is a facebook page. Don't know who made it but there is only 15 friends and don't see her. Unfortunately.

Check all those 15 peoples friends.

Feisar

superstoner90 wrote: »

So, does that make the unknown known?

Does what?!

superstoner90

Feisar wrote: »

Does what?!

that, what?

kitty9

Feisar wrote: »

Check all those 15 peoples friends.

and the fcuk them right in the cervix

superstoner90

OP, I have all the information on her. Every thing from her bra size to her shoe size. I will PM you this info, IF you tell me if you boned her.

SO DID YOU BONE HER OR NOT?. :mad:

ANSWER PLEASEEEE!

warrior00

Feisar wrote: »

Check all those 15 peoples friends.

Yes I'm doing that and looking at the females it's like going through a model agency listing. Them Eastern Europeans sure have hot women.

Gyalist

Feisar wrote: »

Start with the known and work from there. Work to the known unknowns and eventually the unknown unknowns if that makes any sense.

Are you Donald Rumsfeld?

"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know."

Jammy Donut

Ya got da roide and your pregnant now?

That's how it works ain't it, the man gives birth.....


It's been so long since I seen the bare flesh of a succulent brest I forget

meoklmrk91

Social Networking Campaign

Start with FB page and a twitter account. Make people melt at your story of falling in love a first site, get enough attention and the media will start to take notice. I am sure that she will happily come forward and fall head over heels in love with you seeing what you have done to find her*


*More than likely take out a restraining order

Feisar

Gyalist wrote: »

Are you Donald Rumsfeld?

"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know."

It's a quantity surveying thing when your measuring a building. Work from the known and account for the unknown unknowns.

Very nerdy stuff.

humbert

I guess this is why Irish girls are rude to unattractive guys that hit on them.

mawk

protip:

1. contrive reason to speak to her.
2. ring the desk and ask for her by name if you know it, or by description if you don't, or better yet, ask the desk to put you through to the bar. they have telephones too.
3. ???
4. boning

Feisar

warrior00 wrote: »

Yes I'm doing that and looking at the females it's like going through a model agency listing. Them Eastern Europeans sure have hot women.

Also, she may have commented on the page while not it's friend, check all comments on the bar's page, friends page. Not looking good though, 15 peeps doesn't sound to vibrant.

BorneTobyWilde

Yea need far more

chimmy chonga

kitty9 wrote: »

post it on twitter, facebook, tell the local gardai, get the government to lend you their jet.

BY GOD FIND THE WOMAN

AND FCUK HER, FCUK HER HARD

Calm down reverend Father!;)

Palytoxin

I'd head out there myself and just do the oul shtalkaroo, I'll even go out and do it for you if you want

GASMANN

o.p next time your signing on the sex offenders register ask the garda at the desk can he ring a colleague in bulgaria to track her down.






you larry murphy or wha?

westendgirlie

superstoner90 wrote: »

OP, I have all the information on her. Every thing from her bra size to her shoe size. I will PM you this info, IF you tell me if you boned her.

SO DID YOU BONE HER OR NOT?. :mad:

ANSWER PLEASEEEE!

Answer the man Goddamnit !!!

LumpyGravy

Dude don't bother, I think she's already hooked up with the German guy who was there to get his teeth done.

Tazium

Try Google Street view to find the place first.
Get the details of the place, site if exists, whois on that to hopefully get an owner.
Call them up, ask a bunch of questions and hope for the best.

superstoner90

westendgirlie wrote: »

Answer the man Goddamnit !!!

Ive been wait for a reply +6 hours, food and water levels becoming dangeriously low.

phoenix0250

Echelon

fasttalkerchat

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Ask the guy who looked for his nurse:rolleyes:

I thought this was still the nurse guy.