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Liveline Thread (02/05/2012 to 25/07/2012)

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    #3632
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    Lapin wrote: »
    They should try living in Roscommon for a while.

    I did once. Lasted a week.

    Did you hand back your green card when you left???


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    #3633
    baldbear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭baldbear


    Funny as a funeral Friday! Cant wait


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    #3634
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    syklops wrote: »
    "Tomorrow Im going to tell the country what I think"
    Thats a really bad line for an election advert.

    "MEEEEEE TOOOOOOOO"


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    #3635
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    "MEEEEEE TOOOOOOOO"

    There'll be alot of ballot papers with "F**k off" written on them tomorrow.


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    #3636
    kermit_the_dog
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 159 ✭✭kermit_the_dog


    Bertiebasher wrote: »
    the kiwis sound a barrel of laughs by the sounds of the glass half full wan..


    kiwis are dour , the country is mainly populated by scots


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    #3637
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Wow, Dubai is hot? Who'd a thunk it?


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    #3638
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Take your passport:eek:


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    #3639
    kermit_the_dog
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 159 ✭✭kermit_the_dog


    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    That might be the case but i hate this we are Irish lets all hang out together and be best friends crap, piss off i would more than likely hate them in Ireland so why would i be friends with them in a foreign country.

    ex pats living in places like dubai and qatar are made to feel different , its inevitable that irish people would stick together or germans or americans for that matter


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    #3640
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    "back" after this.... me h0le, Joe... back to say "Coming up next, Derek Mooney with JEDward and Mary Byrne.. "


    No, no, no.....new flavour of the month is the greatest comedian of all time, that former Funny Friday wisecracking Brendan O'Carroll, now famed as the comic genius behind the hilarious, laugh-a-century, rip-roaringly funnyish Mrs. Brown's Boyos.

    Jedward have been tossed aside since they left Derek disappointed and used in Bukkake...well at least until next years' Eurofest.


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    #3641
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Mooney Next...desperately searching for another Jedward angle that will not entail any discussion of their Eurovision performance



    ?edit*
    ^^^^^^
    Europa11`s post ...he`s dumped them then :-(


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    #3642
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    Who now pays for the high court fees brought by pierse dorherty, is it him, sinn fein or taxpayer?


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    #3643
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    clappyhappy wrote: »
    Did you hand back your green card when you left???

    I fúcked it into the Suck as I ran westwards over the bridge but it bounced off a couple of dead sheep. ;)


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    #3644
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    syklops wrote: »
    "Tomorrow Im going to tell the country what I think"

    Thats a really bad line for an election advert.

    Good one for the Lahhvhlahhn though :P especially if it was to tell the country what you think about dead horses, almost forgotten murder cases, your bin collection or just about anything about death that fascinates you and your host.


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    #3645
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    clappyhappy wrote: »
    Who now pays for the high court fees brought by pierse dorherty, is it him, sinn fein or taxpayer?

    The Shinners might, but only if High Court accept a few wads of these.

    NIrelandP206.jpg


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    #3646
    Elmo
    Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    europa11 wrote: »
    The Shinners might, but only if High Court accept a few wads of these.

    NIrelandP206.jpg

    Prob will since these aren't worth that much

    Euro_banknotes.png


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    #3647
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Anyone hear the promo? What are we in for today??


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    #3648
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    sudzs wrote: »
    Anyone hear the promo? What are we in for today??

    Mrs Sean Dunne calling in to sob about her homesickness, the loneliness of her confinement to her Connecticut and NYC homes to be followed up by a similar call from Mrs David Drum from the expensive Boston suburb where she now resides....


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    #3649
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    sudzs wrote: »
    Anyone hear the promo? What are we in for today??

    Something like this only less cheery:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zLpf1XDNko


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    #3650
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    after some time away, ive decided to comeback for some liveline today, last time i listened he was on about locked wards, suicides, cancer and greyhound waste, i hope the topics have changed or have they got even more depressing.


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    #3651
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    my friend wrote: »
    Mrs Sean Dunne calling in to sob about her homesickness, the loneliness of her confinement to her Connecticut and NYC homes to be followed up by a similar call from Mrs David Drum from the expensive Boston suburb where she now resides....
    The illegal immigrant servants are GREAT, but it's not HOME, Joe.


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    #3652
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Big Daddy Cool wrote: »
    after some time away, ive decided to comeback for some liveline today, last time i listened he was on about locked wards, suicides, cancer and greyhound waste, i hope the topics have changed or have they got even more depressing.

    Topics haven't changed and if anything Joe is getting more depressing. But welcome back anyway! ;)


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    #3653
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    sudzs wrote: »
    Topics haven't changed and if anything Joe is getting more depressing. But welcome back anyway! ;)

    great looking forward to it already, i need some misery, i was to happy for the last couple of months.


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    #3654
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Back in the old days Joe would be taking opinions on Kevin Foley leaving the Irish squad.... They never seem to discuss topics of public interest any more..

    Just reading what Foley's uncle said
    "Trapattoni wouldn't get much of a welcome if he came here I can tell you that," said John Foley, who lives in Waterville.

    Not sure Kevin Foley will appreciate him saying this if there is another injury in the Irish squad. :)


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    #3655
    shockwave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭shockwave


    Big Daddy Cool wrote: »
    great looking forward to it already, i need some misery, i was to happy for the last couple of months.

    Funny Friday tomorrow will knock that happiness out of you.

    You'll be cryin your eyes out by 2 o clock.


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    #3656
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    shockwave wrote: »
    Funny Friday tomorrow will knock that happiness out of you.

    You'll be cryin your eyes out by 2 o clock.

    oh i know all about funny friday, top comedic team that they are ;).


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    #3657
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Big Daddy Cool wrote: »
    great looking forward to it already, i need some misery, i was to happy for the last couple of months.

    I suggest you tune in tomorrow instead ;)


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    #3658
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    can i ask, did joe ever manage to get john bon jovi and brush shiels on the line together.


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    #3659
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Did I hear Joe`s promo correctly?.."how we dispose of dead animals and to we remember them"


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    #3660
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    signostic wrote: »
    I suggest you tune in tomorrow instead ;)

    oh i dont know, might need another break after today, 2 shows in 2 days might be to much, is it going to be good ;).


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    #3661
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Big Daddy Cool wrote: »
    can i ask, did joe ever manage to get john bon jovi and brush shiels on the line together.

    Nope


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