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Liveline Thread (02/05/2012 to 25/07/2012)

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    #5942
    Suzie4
    Registered Users Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    komputors joe komputors...


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    #5943
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Haha, apparently it was our good friend and fellow Boardsie Squonk that was on earlier with Joe. :D


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    #5944
    Stuck Cone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭Stuck Cone


    big firewalls joe


    firewall-antivirus.gif


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    #5945
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    They have big firewalls... Well that usually whats most important about a piece of computer hardware, it's physical size. ..


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    #5946
    Suzie4
    Registered Users Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    it didnt mean anything you boring boring man...

    joe i had a probpelm with my phone there yesterday...

    but its ok today just thought id ring in ..

    yeah thanks joe.


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    #5947
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Sensible caller alert! He won't last long...


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    #5948
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    "Highly skilled"? This guy didn't see the show at all...


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    #5949
    Suzie4
    Registered Users Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    wait a minute...

    vunerable people looking for answers who dont know where else to go?????

    sounds strangely familiar..

    joe arent they the lost lambs who call your show aswell joe??


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    #5950
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    telekon wrote: »
    "Highly skilled"? This guy didn't see the show at all...

    In general, he's right. These "psychics" are just good at reading folks, and try lots of ways to extract information from their clients, and then following on from their responses.


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    #5951
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    This woman doesn't get the concept that the 'lack of calls' is a ploy to get you on thinking you will get straight through. An old trick from Play TV.


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    #5952
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    Can people stop saying car-crash television please..the term means nothing!!!!

    so outraged but watched anyways.


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    #5953
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Yakuza wrote: »
    In general, he's right. These "psychics" are just good at reading folks, and try lots of ways to extract information from their clients, and then following on from their responses.

    You obviously haven't seen the show either. Seriously Yakuza, these psychics are sh*te, very, very sh*te.


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    #5954
    Suzie4
    Registered Users Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    "people airing their problems on air"...

    DUFFY youve been raising a family and the rest on that codology for the past ten years ..


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    #5955
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    Im sorry duffy but you asked that caller "do you believe in psychics?"

    she replies "no i dont, but we all have a sixth sense and some people do have certain gifts....but i dont believe"

    how in fuucks name did you not pull her up she contradicted herself twice in the same sentence..


    this other plonker on dropping useless knowledge on us now.


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    #5956
    Suzie4
    Registered Users Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    Fools who think other people know the future ...lol....pay money to chat live on air to them..

    SOUNDS exactly like your show joe..


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    #5957
    baldbear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,558 ✭✭✭baldbear


    Wow joe says as he clicks his pen and doesnt give a flying ....


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    #5958
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Jaysoose wrote: »
    Im sorry duffy but you asked that caller "do you believe in psychics?"

    she replies "no i dont, but we all have a sixth sense and some people do have certain gifts....but i dont believe"

    how in fuucks name did you not pull her up she contradicted herself twice in the same sentence..


    this other plonker on dropping useless knowledge on us now.

    Maybe she doesnt believe in mediums, but believes in the "gaydar"


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    #5959
    Floppybits
    Registered Users Posts: 7,633 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Ah Joe needs to understand patching. :)


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    #5960
    Suzie4
    Registered Users Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    Dwarf Pshycic who broke out of prison still not captured yet.

    Police statemnet reads...SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE...


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    #5961
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Joe, you haven't a clue about s/w so don't pretend to be astonished that a dodgy patch can take a system down.


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    #5962
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Don't say "mainframe" like you have the remotest clue what that is.


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    #5963
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    Joe, you haven't a clue about s/w so don't pretend to be astonished that a dodgy patch can take a system down.


    duffy using the word mainframe as if he has a scooby doo..


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    #5964
    Dutchie
    Registered Users Posts: 366 ✭✭Dutchie


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYgHYLMLyX8T9DODr0xSF9hH028yQe6_5vgVVFVGSVMEfUoCwo
    Ulster Bank mainframe patch.
    Will someone forward onto Joe?

    many thanks.


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    #5965
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    Hang on a second we dont have an over-reliance on computers...this is an isolated incident that has happened to one bank..lets not be so dramatic.


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    #5966
    Elmo
    Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Please some one tonight ring physics live and ask about mainframes, patches and thewhatjamacallits thingymagigs.


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    #5967
    Suzie4
    Registered Users Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRIVrHsnNBnB6BGx4JrWkR0ksdTv2ny-Po9XzfQfLYsrlG5EAs2A


    joes idea of the ulster bank problem..


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    #5968
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    telekon wrote: »
    You obviously haven't seen the show either. Seriously Yakuza, these psychics are sh*te, very, very sh*te.

    No, I haven't, I was speaking (as I think he was) about all of the tarot lines, psychics in general, not the show in particular. I did hear the snippet played on the Liveline and the psychic sounded like some kind of caricature of a Jewish mother (no offense to any Jewish moms out there!)


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    #5969
    ppink
    Registered Users Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭ppink


    Suzie4 wrote: »
    Fools who think other people know the future ...lol....pay money to chat live on air to them..

    SOUNDS exactly like your show joe..

    Some people are desparate and some are not as smart as you maybe...calling them Fools is a little harsh.


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    #5970
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    Joe, you haven't a clue about s/w so don't pretend to be astonished that a dodgy patch can take a system down.

    Joe knows what he's talking about, IT experts from Ulsterbank are on line 2 to ask Joes advice on how to get the main frame back online.


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    #5971
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    No you fool, other banks will not be running around checking their back up systems because of this, everyone in their IT departments are probably amused and speculating as to what happened.

    Someone should tell Joe the back up is in the cloud, we may actually hear a head burst live on radio.


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