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Liveline Thread (02/05/2012 to 25/07/2012)

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    #6362
    furiousox
    Registered Users Posts: 6,962 ✭✭✭furiousox


    The "wonderful" tunnel.

    CPL 593H



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    #6363
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    pc7 wrote: »
    I'm baffled by that call, if I screwed up like that I'd be mortified to tell anyone, I wouldn't be on live lahnnnn to tell everyone how dumb I'd been

    maybe she taught the mighty joe could pull a few strings that could result in them staying on for the rest of the holiday


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    #6364
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,115 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Ive been in a taxi and he had a sign in the back that he didn't use the tunnel for health and safety reasons


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    #6365
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "Me no do bridges either"

    scream_3.jpg


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    #6366
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    " Tunnel Vision" :cool:


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    #6367
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Needs more balance

    get a roaring Taximan on the phone


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    #6368
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Do you know the five lamps, boss?


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    #6369
    ebbsy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,858 ✭✭✭ebbsy


    "Are they really big cars ?" LOL Joe.

    I would say the taxi drivers in question are on the take, and I would tell them to GTFO.


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    #6370
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    If a taxi driver ever says this to me, I'll ask him to take me to Swords instead and get a bus from there into the city.


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    #6371
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Claustrophobic..

    father-dougal-mcguire.jpg

    A taxi driver afraid of Santa Claus... I dont think so Ted...


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    #6372
    furiousox
    Registered Users Posts: 6,962 ✭✭✭furiousox


    me no do tunnel!

    image-aHR0cDovL2JsdWJlZGJ1aWEwMjo4My9pLzhDLzREOTNDNjhBMEI2NEVGM0FFNzlBQkE3QkIxRDNFLmpwZw.jpg

    CPL 593H



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    #6373
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    I want long drive ;) me no do tunnel.


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    #6374
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    No salt-o-de-earth driver on....ah Joe!!!


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    #6375
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    That first call was just bizarre. How do you decide you want to call up a talkshow and inform the nation of something that is totally your own fault.


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    #6376
    ebbsy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,858 ✭✭✭ebbsy


    Hurray back to Turkey............


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    #6377
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    europa11 wrote: »
    "Me no do bridges either"

    scream_3.jpg

    that's not one of Joe`s paintings...how dare you not posting one of his paintings..


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    #6378
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    lack of Taxi drivers rininging in speaks volumes. usually they're on straight away


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    #6379
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    claustraphobic taxi drivers............I've heard it all ............


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    #6380
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,115 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    This guys story has nothing to do with the first caller, his passport was still valid for another 2 months, Joe who lets these people on.


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    #6381
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    signostic wrote: »
    that's not one of Joe`s paintings...how dare you not posting one of his paintings..

    Joe probably owns one of the 'Scream' paintings, along with a few Van Gogh's and a Picasso or two...


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    #6382
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Can you not just bribe you way past these officials.. I thought Turkey was a modern Middle Eastern country..


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    #6383
    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,590 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Sweating like Joe Fritzl on MTV Cribs he was.


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    #6384
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    Big Daddy Cool wrote: »
    lack of Taxi drivers rininging in speaks volumes. usually they're on straight away
    must be morto........


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    #6385
    ebbsy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,858 ✭✭✭ebbsy


    No windows in a room where people are held ? Who would have thought it ?


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    #6386
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Jaysus Joe, what's so wrong with that statement from the Dept of Foreign Affairs, do you want someone from the department checking everyones passport at the point of booking ?


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    #6387
    furiousox
    Registered Users Posts: 6,962 ✭✭✭furiousox


    You mean you have to check the expiry date on your own passport??
    It's an outrage!!

    CPL 593H



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    #6388
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,886 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Worlds Smallest Taxi

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    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #6389
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    he would happily talk about Turkey/Syria/ et all ...all day


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    #6390
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    I don't see what the issue is, if you have an out-of-date passport or one that is not within the limits of validity for the destination, you can't get in. Simple as that. (I know for Iceland you need a passport that is 6 months from expiry, for example.).


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    #6391
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Why is Joe refusing to attach any blame to the mother? Because she's a salt-o-de-earth Dub? If it had been Gerry Adams or Seán Fitzpatrick he'd be all over them about their stupidity.


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