Liveline Thread (02/05/2012 to 25/07/2012)

Yakuza

Most life assurance companies have a clause that excludes paying out on death claims due to suicide within a year of taking out the policy, so that information is needed for some institutions, as gruesome as it is.

However, some system of long / short variations of the death cert for use by the family for other matters is a good suggestion.

Suzie4

mmm...when my mother died of bowl cancer,i had to get a death cert.

i didnt read it as i knew how my mum had died..

something about these people makes me feel sick.

its almost like the want the attention of the nation knowing their relative died of suicide.

why are they on the air ?

snubbleste

Mommy mommy what's a death by hanging?

I really don't think this is a topic for 14:30 when kids are coming out of school.

surferdudz

too much minute detail i'm afraid...

Suzie4

surferdudz wrote: »

too much minute detail i'm afraid...

oh isnt it terrible joe ...now let me tell you what i found in his pockets joe..

ffs

get off the air.

Paparazzo

I dont understand this. Do these people sit around reading the death certs?

Suzie4

no not amazing at all...they all just crave attention...like you.

JonathanAnon

Okay I was bored.. so here's my proposal for the Joe Duffy statue ... for main street, Ballyfermot..



with the caption underneath..

"He came, he sighed...... he got a lot of money for it"..

europa11

They'll be queueing up to piss on that statue

Cassidy28

Why is this all coming out now, do these people look at these certs all the time, I just don't understand this,maybe this should be on at a later time.

surferdudz

JonathanAnon wrote: »

Okay I was bored.. so here's my proposal for the Joe Duffy statue ... for main street, Ballyfermot..



with the caption underneath..

"He came, he sighed...... he got a lot of money for it"..

" so to speak..."

Cassidy28

Joe's a great at listening all the same

Suzie4

and this mans point is??

honestly the bci should be hearing about this.

utter codology of a radio show.

Cassidy28

Whats his point

surferdudz

poor Harry, sounds very feeble...

Suzie4

JonathanAnon wrote: »

Okay I was bored.. so here's my proposal for the Joe Duffy statue ... for main street, Ballyfermot..



with the caption underneath..

"He came, he sighed...... he got a lot of money for it"..

"and what FRAAAAAME would you put on it?"

Cassidy28

High suicide rate in ireland, listening to the amount of calls into duffy

europa11

This is like listening in on the Samaritans helpline.

Duffy racking up the points on his Misery Monitor.

Yakuza

Is the phrase "Died by suicide" (or more accurately "doied boi sooeesiyad") a Joeism - much like "What's your difference?"?
Does anyone else bar Joe or his callers when on the line to him use it?

Suzie4

harry is actually dave mac savage.

surferdudz

who's missing today??

vicwatson

I thought Harry was saying Cornelscourt but it was Coroners Court

Poor bastards all.

Cassidy28

Jesus at the end of the day it's only a cert.

JonathanAnon

I hear that they are renaming Liveline to The Misery Detective for next season..

europa11

Mooney at a Funeral Parlour.

Stepping on Joe's turf there.

sudzs

Oh jebus... a funeral planner on Mooney! How inappropriate!

surferdudz

JonathanAnon wrote: »

I hear that they are renaming Liveline to The Misery Detective for next season..

the daily misery hour and a quarter

withless

Someone just poked him there and told him '5 to 3 Joe wakey wakey'.

surferdudz

europa11 wrote: »

Mooney at a Funeral Parlour.

Stepping on Joe's turf there.

it you can't beat them...join them...

surferdudz

who was that screaching in the backround?