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Liveline Thread (02/05/2012 to 25/07/2012)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Turned off 5 minutes ago, just turned back on and she's still droning on with the exact same points.
    The next caller better be about travellers or "romanians" robbing stuff


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Was that the same girl from yesterday?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Turned off 5 minutes ago, just turned back on and she's still droning on with the exact same points.
    The next caller better be about travellers or "romanians" robbing stuff

    or Claustrophobic Taxi Drivers


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    telekon wrote: »
    Was that the same girl from yesterday?


    Mercifully, no.

    She was even worse believe it or not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    PauloMN wrote: »
    So?

    Exactly!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    or Claustrophobic Taxi Drivers

    The Nigerian Embassy


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    You, madam, are no economic refugee. Prosecution Exhibit A, M'Lud... http://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/economicrefugee.asp#axzz20t3N6Dmu

    "A person who leaves their home country for a new country, in search of better job prospects and higher living standards"


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Feel like Damo is gearing up another mention for the Lark-in-the-Phoenix Park.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    "The guards are teriffic"
    From all the accounts from the Swedish House Mafia gig, the guards were amazing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    i would hope the gardai would be better trained to shoot, then to miss the criminals


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "A well trained, well armed police force"

    That rules out the Gardaí so.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Most of the Gardaí I know wouldn't know one end of a gun from the other.

    Which, come to think of it, is probably a good reason to arm some of them.;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Haven't heard an exasperated sigh like that since Joe took off :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,422 ✭✭✭run_Forrest_run


    I'm stating the obvious here but christ, Damien is one thick idiot. Look up the definition for 'populist' in the dictionary and you will see his mug.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Who's doing all the heavy breathing ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    RadioRetro wrote: »
    You, madam, are no economic refugee. Prosecution Exhibit A, M'Lud... http://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/economicrefugee.asp#axzz20t3N6Dmu

    "A person who leaves their home country for a new country, in search of better job prospects and higher living standards"

    So the baby daddy is the economic refugee?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    lads lets just follow this guys logic to the end.

    guns for ALL !

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    Who's doing all the heavy breathing ?

    the lad with the squeeky voice whose against arming the guards


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    An argument! Quick break from Damo, then onto a safer subject.


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,823 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Damien: you were the victim of a robbery werent you(name of caller) ?
    caller: I get the shivers
    Damo: the what ?
    Five minutes later
    Damo: what happened to you ?

    An armed robberry Damien what do you think happened ?
    The two lads popped in for tea and cake and then left.

    Proof that Damien and joe joe aren't fully listening to the callers.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    I'm stating the obvious here but christ, Damien is one thick idiot. Look up the definition for 'populist' in the dictionary and you will see his mug.

    You're right :eek: This is what I got when I tapped his name in...

    P9300186-Man_outdoors-SPL.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    MY GOD CATHERINE, start slabbering on the sun cream.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    Boombastic wrote: »
    So the baby daddy is the economic refugee?

    From listening to her barking for seven hours earlier, I believe the term is 'sanity refugee'.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Turned off 5 minutes ago, just turned back on and she's still droning on with the exact same points.
    The next caller better be about travellers or "romanians" robbing stuff

    Perhaps the prison officer who was left the apology note from the Romanians that escaped from Casterea could call in and tell us how intimate their bonding was


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    was the little child NAKED???


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    slip , slap , slop


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Children with NO hats! EGAD! ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Hats ?

    I don't think she was referring to sun protection there Damo.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Will ye give us a feckin' break with sunscreen Damo....the sun came out here about an hour ago....just as the forecast promised more buckets of rain later.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    If Michael O'Leary came on to defend Ryanair charging for toilet use Damo would somehow make it boring, and cut him off early so we can listen to Maura from Tullamore talk about her sore toe.


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