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Liveline Thread (02/05/2012 to 25/07/2012)

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    #1082
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    Toilet break back in a minute :)


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    #1083
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    do you think Joe could line up a live suicide?


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    #1084
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    8 months worth of tablets put her in a coma. :eek:

    What a waste of medicine.

    To think she could have tuned in to Joe over the last fortnight instead, or just caught a few Funny Friday episodes and gotten the same result.


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    #1085
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    This show is depressing me.


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    #1086
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    I'd done, have a good one boardsies.


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    #1087
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    NOBODY is happy, EVERY day of their life,
    Not an American Idol®, not a Desperate Housewife®,
    Not MVP athletes, not Oscar-winning stars,
    Not rich CEOs, not hot chicks at bars.
    We ALL have our issues; ALL lives contain stress,
    At some point, we're ALL an emotional mess,
    Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-husbands, ex-wives,
    There are people to get over in EVERYONE'S lives.
    But as much as things suck, as bad as they get,
    If you got cheated on, if you're swimming in debt,
    If you're aging or balding or get a cold sore,
    Don't ever forget: it could always suck more
    It's all part of life; it will help you grow stronger,
    But this "pity party" of yours can't last any longer,
    You can sit home alone, being sad and depressed,
    Or you can choose to be strong, and do as we suggest:
    May 15th is the day, to finally say:
    "Move on! It's done! It's Get Over It Day!"


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    #1088
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    great line...


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    #1089
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    my friend wrote: »
    do you think Joe could line up a live suicide?

    Yeah! Can't you hear him pleading "don't do it, help is near", sighing and praying to the holy saints and de blessed virgins......... and all the while thinking "will you make sure to jump before the three o'clock news"


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    #1090
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Fionn (Lets talk about me) Davenport in for Moncrieff. :mad:


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    #1091
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Lapin wrote: »
    Fionn (Lets talk about me) Davenport in for Moncrieff. :mad:

    Shlte!! just about to switch over there, and most of the others are equally self absorbed. btw, Mooney is whitewashing the studio as we speak, guess who's about :rolleyes:.........Net radio for me.


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    #1092
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    I was just gearing up for a few pot shots at Joe Duffy when I got an emergency callout yesterday.. Did I miss much.. I went back through the thread but I couldnt understand what it was about .. Something about flies? Was there a man walking around Clontarf with his zip down?


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    #1093
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Missed the flies too JA, probably led to a puntastic start for Joe. Rest of it was about who's bringing -or perhaps I should say, who's not - carrying the Olympic torch on its tour of Dublin. Joe seems to want Bernard Dunne as he's the salt o'de earth man for the job. You then missed a daily ration of death by suicide.

    Today Joe promised to address the "problem" of Apache Pizza not delivering to what Joe called "a certain area which I won't divulge"...I can spoil Joe's surprise, it's Moyross. The local scum have been attacking and robbing delivery vans. Shock and horror now expressed by local campaigner (I imagine he'll be on) who says Apache are "discriminating" against his community.....yeah right!

    Bingo call on "99% of people here are great"

    "Do ya want some Salt o' the earth with that Pizza?"

    Expect Joe to go pun-tastic again with the Apache brand.


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    #1094
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Afternoon folks,

    First time on the thread in a week (no, I wasn't banned! :)), what have I missed?


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    #1095
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Olympic torch nonsense.


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    #1096
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Michelle Smiths da? This wont end well.


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    #1097
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Ohhhhhhhhh deadly :D ... Michelle Smith de cheat Brun


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    #1098
    mike65
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    Ah jasus an old dish re-heated


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    #1099
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    Aw jaysus, Michelle Smith should be asked to carry the Olympic torch.... spare me.


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    #1100
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Don't ask her to piss on the flame.


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    #1101
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    You don't know!!!!

    None so blind, sorry but that gold is tarnished.


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    #1102
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    She won them fair and square Joe:D


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    #1103
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Was there a man walking around Clontarf with his zip down?

    That was Michelle Smith on her way to another dope test.


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    #1104
    counterlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭counterlock


    Your-eye'n


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    #1105
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Moyross Professional Protestor was on Newstalk this morning, he definitely was wearing rose-tinted glasses.

    Michelle Smith De Bruin carrying Olympic Torch? Ah, no. If daddy is naive enough to believe MSDB wasn't cheating that's his own business, not Lahv Lahn's.


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    #1106
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Clever girl, she spent a lot of time at the bar.. easy access to the Jameson when the testers came round..


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    #1107
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Ohhhhhhhhh deadly :D ... Michelle Smith de cheat Brun
    ,...again........sigh


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    #1108
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    europa11 wrote: »
    Don't ask her to piss on the flame.

    90466-1.jpg


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    #1109
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    For the first time I prefer Jedward to carry the torch over a former Olympian.


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    #1110
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    paging Paul Kimmage.. :)


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    #1111
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    I am at a loss as to how or why there are still olympic carrying "slots" to be filled ...surely the " winners" should have all been announced together? Lack or preparation........

    Don't like this man at all.. there are none so blind as those who will not see.....


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