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Liveline Thread (02/05/2012 to 25/07/2012)

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭jcf


    The Edge !! ????? F*ck off Joe!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    How could you walk into a cop shop with stolen gear?:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Are they miracles Joe?

    He should think about going to Medgegoria ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Two callers for the price of one.

    These ****s on the quays better not delay me getting home again this evening.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I lived in Galway for a while, this would have struggled to make Galway Bay FM local news, but Joe gave it almost 15mins on NATIONAL RADIO. Bonkers.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Terrible line

    BINGO!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    this the same Garage whose pumps weren't calibrated properly a while ago?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    No work for Joe today.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    jcf wrote: »
    The Edge !! ????? F*ck off Joe!!

    The Edge probably isn't even the best guitarist in U2.


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Get off speaker phone


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    The people running that station are crooks.. If there was ANY appropriate or effective legislation they would have been jailed for serially offenders with regard to tampering with the measurements..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    So what's the bloody point of this call ? Cheap fuel that's now finished.

    Here Joe, listen to this, something happened in the past but it's now all done and dusted with so I thought I should give you a call so me, my hubby and kid can all speak down the phone to you, I'm sure the Irish population would love to hear about it.


    Yaay, racist taxi drivers claiming to just be emulating the Spanish system.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    8 million to the State every day.......

    What are you complaining about Joe?, you siphon enough out of that .


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Salt of de earth


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    For those of you unfamiliar with Dublin, Usher's Island is in the middle.

    Thats south of Clontarf and east of Ballyfermot.

    You can get a taxi there from the rank outside de Gresham.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "The taxiwhine-line is open now......51555"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    europa11 wrote: »
    What are you complaining about Joe?, you siphon enough out of that .

    oh that's good.. well done, well done..


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    jcf wrote: »
    The Edge !! ????? F*ck off Joe!!

    Joe knows 3 guitarists, The Edge, Brush Shields and Bon Jovi.

    He was at a U2 gig VIP styleeeee courtesy of being an RTE "Celebrity". U2 are Irish and ordinary decent working class peeplez in the eyes of Joe, And they are from a Ballyer (but not the Ballyer) therefore The Edge is the best guitarist in the world.

    QED.


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,324 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Yellow lit sign means for hire, if someone can't see this they will never see a small green light. If a driver can't adhere to the legal spec level they should loose their licence.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    varadkar said the STICKERS are inherently racist


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,102 ✭✭✭Technocentral


    They should keep the green lights so that I can avoid the Irish ones and have to listen to the c*nts complain about immigrants/women drivers/how tough it is to make a living.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    the non-national drivers should buy the green lights too, problem solved.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    If they had a police siren on the roof, to indicate which ones had criminal records I would find it far more helpful..


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    All new Salt o'de earth taxi driver outfit (for the visually impaired ........naturally) :rolleyes:

    80c31a23de8600d55a2475df5aba4bed.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Simple system:

    Yellow light - Chinese driver
    Green light - Irish driver
    Brown light - Nigerian driver
    Red light - Native American Indian driver
    Blue light - Smurf driver
    Orange light - D4 permatan girl driver
    Indigo light - junkie looking for a vein driver
    Purple light - Prince


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I thought the government were encouraging us to wear the green jersey. :eek:

    You can't win.


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I would like to hear a loud Nigerian taxi driver on to throw the cat amongst the pigeons:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    How is saying someone doesn't look Irish an awful phrase ? Joe threading on egg shells here.

    surferdudz wrote: »
    varadkar said the STICKERS are inherently racist

    There you go, just played back. And this eejit and the taxi driver can't seem to pick this up.

    That organisation sounds well dodgy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Please god I never enter this guy's taxi. Would hate the thought of giving money to this pr*ck. :mad:


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Simple system:

    Yellow light - Chinese driver
    Green light - Irish driver
    Brown light - Nigerian driver
    Red light - Native American Indian driver
    Blue light - Smurf driver
    Orange light - D4 permatan girl driver
    Indigo light - junkie looking for a vein driver
    Purple light - Prince


    No black light. - Playing it safe ButterSuki


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