The C&H relationshippy lovey dovey thread of love

SChique00

I feel Adam Sandler clears up everything you could possibly want to know about "love" in 3 minutes :cool:

Jamie Starr

SChique00 wrote: »

I feel Adam Sandler clears up everything you could possibly want to know about "love" in 3 minutes :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To_pSSKyFos

I think Jon Lovitz described it much better.

CHAKA KHAAAN.

SChique00

Agnostic Mantis wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To_pSSKyFos

I think Jon Lovitz described it much better.

CHAKA KHAAAN.

Ooo, sopisticated MAAAMA xD
"He's losing his mind... and I'm reaping the benefits" :pac:

jefreywithonef

Came across this on another forum.

http://magazine.foxnews.com/love/10-pranks-will-spice-your-relationship

No matter how great the chemistry, every relationship can get dull at times. What better way to spice things up than a playful prank?

We’re not talking about saran-wrapping the toilet; the best practical jokes are the ones that leave both parties laughing. Here are some clever pranks to keep him on his toes all day long:

1. Put a small piece of masking tape on the bottom of his mouse, making sure it covers the trackball or optical sensor. Watch as he struggles to read his e-mail — and don’t forget to write “Gotcha!” on the tape.

2. This is one of our favorites and it can translate into a number of situations. Ask your guy to go to the supermarket and give him a list of made up things like dehydrated water, sweet salt or a blunt knife. If he’s into fixing things, send him to the hardware store for a glass hammer or cement humidifier. For the sports guy, tell him to grab a box of curveballs and meet you in the park after work. Beware though, this could keep him tied up for a while.

3. If you're feeling silly, stuff tissues or newspaper into his shoes so that he can’t get his feet in. Write “SURPRISE!” on each one — he’ll see the message as he pulls them out.

4. Save an empty juice or Gatorade bottle (grape or cranberry works best) and fill it with water. Add a few drops of food coloring so the water becomes the color of whatever juice was originally in the bottle. When he goes to have a glass, watch his face as he takes a sip — he will be expecting something sweet and get a bland surprise instead!

5. If your guy is shy but has a good sense of humor, take a picture of the toilet in your bathroom, then plug your digital camera into a computer or TV and load the picture onto your screen. When he comes out of the bathroom, start laughing and pointing. He will see the picture and think you saw him in there!

6. The old sticker-on-the-back routine of the "Kick Me" variety is not very clever, and it’s certainly not nice — but it is pretty funny. Try “Hug Me” instead, and wait for him to come home and tell you about his bizarre office encounters.

7. An oldie but goodie: Superglue a coin to the floor and watch as he scratches away to pick it up.

8. We heard this and thought it was pretty cute, especially if you have kids! Add some sweet shenanigans to your day with a little fruity fun. Carefully poke some gummy worms into fresh fruit, like apples. Give your guy (or even your kids) a wormy apple for lunch and watch their face light up.

9. Put a spool of thread in your pocket and leave the tail hanging out. Then tell you guy that you’ve been trying to pull this sting but it won’t come off. Of course he’ll think he can save the day, but when he tries to pull it, it will go on and on and on! Reel him in for a kiss when he figures out the joke's on him.

10. Lastly, we’ve got a no-fail prank that anyone can do and it’s sure to get a laugh. Open a bedroom door slightly (or any door that you know he will walk through) and put a pillow at the top of it — when he opens the door the pillow will hit them on the head. Make up for your wily ways and offer to kiss his boo-boo!

Is this what lovey dovey people revert to after a while? Think I'm better off forever alone. :P

Insect Overlord

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Came across this on another forum.



Is this what lovey dovey people revert to after a while? Think I'm better off forever alone. :P

Insect Overlord

Some useful advice from the good Captain:

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Has anybody else noticed the minefield that facebook chat romancing has become in everybody's lives as of late?

anirishlad

Im gone back into my weird mood again the mood were I just want to hold a girl and hug her and kiss her and have sex and you get the point..

Im not that ugly really at least I think im not ive shifted plenty of girls in my life(im 16) but most of them were random shifts at teenage discos that dont mean anything.

Over the last year ive actually tried so hard to improve my looks to attract more people i used to wear glasses all the time but I said **** it and stopped wearing them outside class, I actually developed some sort of hairstyle and ive noticed a differrence in the way people talk to me now, girls actually seem happy enough to talk to me now, ive been called adorable and cute and all that ****e. Im still useless enough at socialising with wimmin but at least I can hold my own rather then act all scared like I used to.

I got talking to a girl lately. She was really good-looking and nice and everything so I thought I had absolutely no ****ing chance but I was talking to her for about 10 days straight on skype and facebook and texting her, hell we shifted at a disco and I was actually thinking I might have a bit of a chance. Confessed what I thought about her and if she felt the same way towards me but she just said sorry but I dont feel that way towards you I shifted you because you were cute thats all.

Its all a game, a game im sick of I just want a girl I can relate to and who likes me as much as I like her. I feel like such a dope typing all of this out on a public forum but **** it YOLO i dont care anymore I needed to get this stuff out

flyswatter

^ Player!

anirishlad

flyswatter wrote: »

^ Player!

I am anything but a player

Davidius

Trying hard to improve your appearance? You're a disgrace to men everywhere. It is basic etiquette not to work on your appearance to ensure that no man ever has to in order to compete. Improving upon your natural looks is a selfish act only designed to benefit you and one that is a strain on our fragile social system. It puts before the needs of the many, the needs of the you.

This kind of fervid self-interest is what will ultimately destroy society. Heed my warning and refuse to be one of the many who will end it all. Do your part for the good of man by insulting and belittling any men who calls their footwear anything beyond that, "shoes" or "runners". Destroy those who would destroy us, let them know we won't tolerate dissenters and if they step out of line then call them names.

Indiego

I don't have a boyfriend, but I'm content with my 'love life' so to speak.. and that's enough for me
Actually rejected a guy a few days ago because I had literally no interest in dating him or anyone else for that matter..felt like a bitch though..

Hairycopper

Being a slut is the way forward. Relationships always disappointment me!

SChique00

Screaminmidget wrote: »

Relationships are for people who aren't strong enough to get by by themselves.

To an extent I would have to agree with ya - relationships are only right if both people are getting equal enjoyment/benefit out of being together. Desperation and clinginess are two things which simply don't belong in a relationship. I joke about being foreveralone (although all joking aside, I can't see myself ever meeting anyone ) but it's cool. I really don't want any dramatic relationships for the time being - I'm just trying to get comfortable in my own skin first. The old saying "you can't love anyone until you love yourself" is corny but true, and insecurity is not something that can be cured by grabbing yourself a beau or beour to call your own. Being yourself and feeling comfortable and confident works, and hopefully you'll find the right person who will love everything about you, good and bad. I can't stand these girls that go around parading their bf's just to boost their own ego, while dieting and posting crazy seductive pictures of themselves online to see how much interest they'll attract. You know it's gonna be over in a matter of weeks xP

But maybe I've gone a bit too deep and off topic for a C+H thread about lurve :pac:

Professey Chin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUbMWtUyIIE

Jamie Starr

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUbMWtUyIIE

Hey yeah! My ideal relationship would be with someone who listens to Jefferson Airplane and likes to get rocked off magic mushrooms.

AllyMcFearless

I have given up on the lovey-doveyness of a relationship as I have been far too confused for my own good. Just gonna go with the flow, and see from there.

On a side note, I have began to cuddle a pillow to sleep...

MauraTheThird

I will be with my BF for 3 years in August and despite the fact that we've had a really rough time for some of it, I'm SO happy that we're together.

This is incredibly gushy so be warned. We row in the same club and basically, we weren't even friends before we started going out. He got my number off a mutual friend, we texted for an entire day when he asked me out at 2am and I said yes. Totally random and by chance, but it couldn't have gone any better.

We've had a hard time, people butting in, lies and what not but genuinely, he's the best thing that has ever happened to me. He's my best friend and I love him to the moon and back. Sure, there's times when I wonder whether we're too young and too serious but at the moment, we're just happy to go with the flow. I love him, he loves me and that's good enough for us.

Relationships can seem the be all and end all at our age but being happy within yourself is much more important. Sharing your happiness with somebody else is just an added bonus.:D

shefellover93

Yeah I'm in a loveless period atm, although that's due to the fact that I don't really feel anything for anyone. Been in a few relationships, and every one was better than the last one so that's something :pac:

The only weird thing is though recently a lot of my friends have been getting into relationships, so I'm kinda surronded by love! I'm more of a relationship kinda guy and usually I hate being single with a passion but I'm finding it ok. Just getting on with my own life, and if someone comes along that fits and likes me (The latter is a lot less common than the former :pac: ) then I'd be happy to get back in the game

Insect Overlord

:pac:

Hairycopper

please tell me thats a p*ss take video??

EDIT: Just watched the whole thing. Bahahahah, They're no words!

Aisling(",)

I think I give up I really do.In my most recent relationship I've put up with possessiveness,controlling behaviour,verbal abuse,Phyaical abuse,lies and more and that's even since we've broken up :rolleyes:

And in my teens I've had the lying lads,cheaters,lads just after sex and just compleate tools.
I just want to be happy by myself and not feel the pressure to not have to have a lad floating about.

I've not been he best person in the world but some of this has to be some punishment from the gods!!:p

Professey Chin

Aisling(",) wrote: »

I think I give up I really do.In my most recent relationship I've put up with possessiveness,controlling behaviour,verbal abuse,Phyaical abuse,lies and more and that's even since we've broken up :rolleyes:

And in my teens I've had the lying lads,cheaters,lads just after sex and just compleate tools.
I just want to be happy by myself and not feel the pressure to not have to have a lad floating about.

I've not been he best person in the world but some of this has to be some punishment from the gods!!:p

Another believer \o/

Aisling(",)

Also in retrospect that post sounds like there's been no good in and relationships or flings I've had.The bad times are usually scarce.

finality

A lot of teenagers rush into relationships for the sake of being in them, and there's no point in that. Waiting for something meaningful with someone you really like is infinitely better.

Getting into a relationship too young is generally a bad idea too. Just before I turned 14 I was "going out" with this guy who I met up with like once, and who would text me asking for topless pictures and all sorts of crap. We were together for about a month and it was just stupid, but at the time I somehow thought it was great.

I didn't really date anyone after that until I was nearly 16, when I started going out with my boyfriend. We've been together nearly 3 years now and there's no comparison between this relationship and the first one. It's just a matter of finding the right person, and I was lucky in that I was very young when I met him. If I hadn't, I would still be single now (at 18) and that would be completely fine. I learnt from that first experience that rushing into a relationship with someone I don't really know is a bad idea, with unsatisfactory results. :L

There's nothing wrong with waiting for someone who's right for you, and you will eventually meet someone. That is, provided you get out and meet new people.

Actually, my boyfriend was 19 when we started going out and he hadn't really been in a serious relationship before ours. And that's not even remotely unusual.

wnolan1992

Insect Overlord wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

:pac:

Words cannot describe how unbelievably happy this has just made me. :')

cheesefiend

Never had a boyfriend and don't really want one for a long time. Just couldn't be arsed with it. Although I am starting to fear that whenever I do meet someone I really like, because I don't have any relationship experience, I'll be generally confused about relationship etiquette and probably terrified of the whole thing.

This will be me for a large portion of the start of the relationship I imagine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAjqPaQ5PSw

wnolan1992

cheesefiend wrote: »

Never had a boyfriend and don't really want one for a long time. Just couldn't be arsed with it. Although I am starting to fear that whenever I do meet someone I really like, because I don't have any relationship experience, I'll be generally confused about relationship etiquette and probably terrified of the whole thing.

This will be me for a large portion of the start of the relationship I imagine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAjqPaQ5PSw

And this will be me in... ohhh about 10 years:

Precious flower

I'm concerned of getting in a relationship because I fear all lads are only after one thing and once they get that they simply end it. But I want the whole thing that goes with a relationship. I know all lads aren't the same but I can't remove that thought from my mind which I think is really holding me back. I seem to have serious trust issues and feel that no guy would ever want to be in a relationship with me . I'm not mad for going out drinking and would rather do something out-doorsy, which I figure would make me extremely boring to a guy after a while. :pac: It almost comes as a shock to me to hear that men are just as emotional involved in a relationship as women!:o

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

I've never been in a long lasting relationship of any kind and I have little desire to be in one.


No doubt in years to come I'll be an old drunk at a bar talking about 'the one that got away'.

Well, this did happen in the end.