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A nasty story

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  • #52
    Sean Quagmire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Sean Quagmire


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Why were your fingers in her bum?

    i am 12 and what is this?


  • #53
    Thephantomsmask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,369 ✭✭✭Thephantomsmask


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Buggers can't be choosers

    FYP


  • #54
    ziggy23
    Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    There needs to be a crying and vomiting smiley for stories like this:(


  • #55
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Can somebody please explain to me why men do this???????


  • #56
    ReacherCreature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,500 ✭✭✭ReacherCreature


    "less wrecked version of Kat Slater".

    Gold.


  • #57
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    ReacherCreature wrote: »
    "less wrecked version of Kat Slater".

    Gold.

    Your username was made for this thread:D


  • #58
    ReacherCreature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,500 ✭✭✭ReacherCreature


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Your username was made for this thread:D

    So many images have been seared into my mind now thanks!

    Maybe myself and the OP can do a swap?


  • #59
    ziggy23
    Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Can somebody please explain to me why men do this???????

    Because apparantly a fanny is not good or dirty enough these days:pac:


  • #60
    Bruce7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭Bruce7


    ReacherCreature wrote: »
    So many images have been seared into my mind now thanks!

    Maybe myself and the OP can do a swap?

    It underlines the wisdom of carrying a foldable toothbrush in your back pocket at all times.


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  • #61
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    Bruce7 wrote: »
    Once upon a time I spent a night with this girl. Imagine an older, shorter, smaller-titted, less attractive, more wrecked version of Kat Slater from Eastenders and you've got the picture. I woke up in her council house the morning after and got the hell out of there. As poor luck would have it, I ran into some relations I hadn't seen in a long time as I was passing through town. I was feeling very fragile and just wanted to get away, but they insisted on going for something to eat. I was just about managing to keep the food down, when something unpleasant caught my eye - the girl's sh*t under my fingernails :eek:

    That reads like one of those kids' books - albeit a fooking gruesome version - that ends the paragraph by inviting you to:

    Turn to page 29 to go for lunch with your relations
    Turn to page 239 to return to the girl's house and fcuk the $hit out of her again (literally)
    Turn to page 89 to start crying and admit that you've disgusted yourself


  • #62
    barney4001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,447 ✭✭✭barney4001


    WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP:D:D


  • #63
    Jim_Kiy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 482 ✭✭Jim_Kiy


    MMMH Funny that..was reading another post on the 'ladies' forum.Basically this woman met this guy a shorter fatter less funny version of Alfie Moon.She brought him back to her ex-council house for a pity shag.
    Apparently he was completely useless in the sack and spent the night fingering himself in the arse!


  • #64
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Bruce7 wrote: »
    It underlines the wisdom of carrying a foldable toothbrush in your back pocket at all times.


    :eek:Please tell me that's for your teeth. I have a mental picture of those brushes people use to wash babies bottles - you know where they pump it in and out of the bottle?

    And then, you with your toothbrush, preparing for a night of passion ............


  • #65
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Never once thought about washing your hands after sticking them up her ass?


  • #66
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    FFS.. is it the summer holidays for schools already?


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  • #67
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    The standard of ah is slipping to an all time low.

    I seriously wonder about the type of people who would think 'Oh great I'll write about this time I got **** under my fingernails after being with a girl'......


  • #68
    giles lynchwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭giles lynchwood


    Something similar happened to me a few year's back, same orifice,but it was a sweetcorn under my foreskin.


  • #69
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    I don't believe I just read that...


  • #70
    Bruce7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭Bruce7


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    The standard of ah is slipping to an all time low.

    I seriously wonder about the type of people who would think 'Oh great I'll write about this time I got **** under my fingernails after being with a girl'......

    Midlands missus,
    Stay away from me.
    Midlands missus,
    Mama let me be


  • #71
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    giles lynchwood wrote: »
    Something similar happened to me a few year's back, same orifice,but it was a sweetcorn under my foreskin.
    :eek:


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