You will be Dead in 2092 everyone here

gsxr1

Does that freak you out a little knowing you and nearly all the people you know will be dead?

You will be decayed and rotton . Stinking and liquid like(or dry). You may be used by a plant or insect as food. You will look nasty.




I for one am not happy with this situation and would like suggestions to avoid it.

Napper Hawkins

You won't be aware of it. Sweet dreams.

Bipolar Joe

With any luck I'll be dead before then.

El Weirdo

Cremation.

/thread

Fenian Army

I mightnt be, my grandad is in his mid nineties.

Bipolar Joe

Also, the key to immortality is to not die. Figured that one out a long time ago.

efb

the sooner the better

gsxr1

makes me wonder why im even bothering paying my TV licence. Im fecked anyways.

forfuxsake

wrong*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Singularity_Is_Near












*probably right

TeddyTedson

Will we not live on in hard drives or something?

GLaDOS

It is possible I could live to 102, unlikely, but still possible.

woodoo

We'll all be in nursing homes long before it dribbling, mumbling incoherently and pissing ourselves.

galwayrush

I ****ing hope so.

tommyboy2222

That's only 20 World Cups away !!!!

Can we win one before then ????

Inventive User Name

Me and Jesus will be in heaven. You're welcome to come along.

mrsdewinter

If it so happens that I'm alive to celebrate the centenary of my Leaving Cert, I'm pretty sure you'll find me pleading with a young nursing home attendant to arrange my quick, easy death.
Don't worry about it, OP. You'll be beyond caring in 2092.

2qk4u

gsxr1 wrote: »

Does that freak you out a little knowing you and nearly all the people you know will be dead?

You will be decayed and rotton . Stinking and liquid like(or dry). You may be used by a plant or insect as food. You will look nasty.




I for one am not happy with this situation and would like suggestions to avoid it.

And the country will still be ****ed...

yuppies

I plan on living through the 2010's, 2020s and 2030's before worrying about that sh'it!

gsxr1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decomposition

It really is all down hill.

PrincessLola

I'll be 101. I'll be all wrinkly and old but Iwill deffo still be alive, what with increasing life expectancy and all.
It will be SO CASH, I'll be too old to give any f*cks, I'll do whatever I want, I'll shoplift and steal cars and no one will do anything because who is going to imprison a 101 year old woman? HA HA!

bnt

OP needs to watch the whole of Six Feet Under. You'll see death a little differently by the time you get to the closing scenes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNwARV9tPUw

RichieC

They will never let me die. It's punishment, you see.

BornToKill

gsxr1 wrote: »

Does that freak you out a little knowing you and nearly all the people you know will be dead?

Yes, of course. I think of hardly anything else.

BBDBB

earlier today I got my "final farewell" from a friend who is dying from cancer

Ive sat and cryed, listened to sad songs on You Tube, Ive tried to get on with my life and spent time in the company of family, Ive tried to compose something to say in tribute to a fine bloke (you'd like him Im sure) and Ive tried to hide and distract myself by acting the maggot, drinking too much and getting argumentative on an internet forum


you know what


it counts for ****

cos whilst he's not the first person Ive lost, he wont be the last and I can tell you, it gets no ****ing easier every time it happens

Mr.Crinklewood

yuppies wrote: »

I plan on living through the 2010's, 2020s and 2030's before worrying about that sh'it!

After that you can worry about Necrophilia.

gsxr1

PrincessLola wrote: »

I'll be 101. I'll be all wrinkly and old but Iwill deffo still be alive, what with increasing life expectancy and all.
It will be SO CASH, I'll be too old to give any f*cks, I'll do whatever I want, I'll shoplift and steal cars and no one will do anything because who is going to imprison a 101 year old woman? HA HA!

You will be fecked, be sore from some nasty condition, probably not able to remember your name and not able to wipe your own arse.

The ole hips will be in a state and you will be nearly blind.

And you will still have to pay the household charge.

If you want to do something exciting and adventuress Now is the time.

You might even remember it when you are 70

El Inho

just made the motivation for this exam im studying for go through the floor...cheers.

flutterflye

I dunno.
Something to do with these worms maybe?

Ellian

I'm with Neil on this one...

There are not many of them, all things considered: the truly old. Even on this planet, in this age, when people consider a mere hundred years or a thousand, to be an unusual span.

There are, for example, less than ten thousand humanoid individuals alive on this planet today who have personal memories of the saber-toothed tiger, the megatherium, the cave bear.
There are today less than a thousand who walked the streets of Atlantis.
There are less than five hundred living humans who remember the human civilizations that predated the great lizards.
There are roughly seventy people walking the earth, human to all appearances (and in a few cases, to all medical tests currently available), who were alive before the earth had begun to congeal from gas and dust.
How well do you know your neighbors? Your friends? Your lovers? Walk the streets of any city, and stare carefully at the people who pass you, and wonder and know this: There are there too. The old ones.

ninebeanrows

Think about your parents, they are facing 2032 or 2042 death!

Kidchameleon

Why haven't the atheists jizzed on this thread yet?

yuppies

It'd be mad to be born in 2092.. youd probably live to the year 2222, in time to see eamonn dunphy on an antique radio.

Abi

Kidchameleon wrote: »

Why haven't the atheists jizzed on this thread yet?

I suspect they're not arsed.

yuppies

Kidchameleon wrote: »

Why haven't the atheists jizzed on this thread yet?

Because they realise that even non-intellectuals are atheist nowadays so the smug-factor is gone

3DataModem

Over 50% of females born in Ireland in 2010 will live to 100 or more.

saa

gsxr1 wrote: »

You will look nasty.

Well.. thats just your opinion..

Jammy Donut

PrincessLola wrote: »

I'll be 101. I'll be all wrinkly and old but Iwill deffo still be alive, what with increasing life expectancy and all.
It will be SO CASH, I'll be too old to give any f*cks, I'll do whatever I want, I'll shoplift and steal cars and no one will do anything because who is going to imprison a 101 year old woman? HA HA!

I'll be 98 then, fancy hooking up for some old people sex?

My name is URL

Surely Aubrey de Grey will have found a way to make us all immortal by then?

TeddyTedson

I bet before that year we'll see the first robot become president of the USA. Mark my words.
Xfactor will still be on too, with the exact same format it's had for the previous 100 years.

looksee

I'll be 98 then, fancy hooking up for some old people sex?

You can be my toy-boy, I'll be 147.

gsxr1

Jammy Donut wrote: »

I'll be 98 then, fancy hooking up for some old people sex?

boke

DEFTLEFTHAND

I used one of those ridiculously accurate life expectancy calculators and it told me if I die a natural death it will between 2060 to 2065 (born in 1988). That's mid 70s, I'd be happy enough with that.:pac:

shadowcomplex

So will alot of people not conceived yet and they aren't worried

OneArt

Trust the Carousel and you will be renewed.

TeddyTedson

looksee wrote: »

You can be my toy-boy, I'll be 147.

I'd love to find out who the oldest boardsie. Not for a fetish or anything like that. Just curious as to who the elder of this tribe is.

Pherekydes

Weathercheck wrote: »

Think about your parents, they are facing 2032 or 2042 death!

Mine died in 1995 and 2002. My own life expectancy is 30 years, and so is the wife's.

LH Pathe

I think I'll die of weakness in a warm bath, due to dilated vessels not pumping enough blood. at around 2060

St.Spodo

I'd be 100 then. Not going to happen, realistically, but not impossible.

Mech1

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'd love to find out who the oldest boardsie. Not for a fetish or anything like that. Just curious as to who the elder of this tribe is.

You think your in with a chance of winning that, don't you?:D

TeddyTedson

Mech1 wrote: »

You think your in with a chance of winning that, don't you?:D

I'd like to think so. I'm wise beyond my years:D:eek:

partyatmygaff

Ellian wrote: »

I'm with Neil on this one...

There are not many of them, all things considered: the truly old. Even on this planet, in this age, when people consider a mere hundred years or a thousand, to be an unusual span.

There are, for example, less than ten thousand humanoid individuals alive on this planet today who have personal memories of the saber-toothed tiger, the megatherium, the cave bear.
There are today less than a thousand who walked the streets of Atlantis.
There are less than five hundred living humans who remember the human civilizations that predated the great lizards.
There are roughly seventy people walking the earth, human to all appearances (and in a few cases, to all medical tests currently available), who were alive before the earth had begun to congeal from gas and dust.
How well do you know your neighbors? Your friends? Your lovers? Walk the streets of any city, and stare carefully at the people who pass you, and wonder and know this: There are there too. The old ones.

How's the senility getting along?