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Stripper wanted!

Daveysil15 · 2012-05-04 16:53:32

Hi guys. I'm looking to hire a stripper for my friends birthday party next week. It's his 30th. I'm just wondering if anyone here knows any good ones they may have used before. Where can I find one? How much do they cost? Do they go completely nude? I'm just outside Dublin on the Kildare border. Thanks.

04-05-2012 5:53pm

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Hi guys.

I'm looking to hire a stripper for my friends birthday party next week. It's his 30th. I'm just wondering if anyone here knows any good ones they may have used before. Where can I find one? How much do they cost? Do they go completely nude? I'm just outside Dublin on the Kildare border.

Thanks.

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#2 04-05-2012 5:54pm

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Black and Decker is good.

Fairly cheap too.

What a crap 30th birthday pressie.....and you are only renting it, tut tut tut.

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#3 04-05-2012 5:54pm

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I'll do it for a 6 pack of Tuborg.

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#4 04-05-2012 5:55pm

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I'll do it for thirty quid but I've a tiny mickey

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#5 04-05-2012 5:55pm

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Kiera wrote: »

I'll do it for a 6 pack of Tuborg.

pics or GTFO

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#6 04-05-2012 5:57pm

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I'll do it. My tits are ****ing huge.

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#7 04-05-2012 5:57pm

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forfuxsake wrote: »

pics or GTFO

Here ya go!

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#8 04-05-2012 5:57pm

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forfuxsake wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

I'll do it for a 6 pack of Tuborg.

pics or GTFO

Pics will cost ya 2 cans per pic.

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#9 04-05-2012 5:59pm

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Kiera wrote: »

Pics will cost ya 2 cans per pic.

fúck that , with that number of posts ye must be too old

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#10 04-05-2012 6:01pm

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forfuxsake wrote: »

fúck that , with that number of posts ye must be too old

Your logic is sound!

Looking at your number of posts, and the above post, I don't need to guess at your mental age!

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#11 04-05-2012 6:07pm

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and you're here to get one of us to do it...? surely you have to be, because otherwise you could've just googled this. and it's not possible someone could be that stupid

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#12 04-05-2012 6:09pm

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stupidusername wrote: »

and you're here to get one of us to do it...? surely you have to be, because otherwise you could've just googled this. and it's not possible someone could be that stupid

I think ffs trumps him in this thread

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#13 04-05-2012 6:09pm

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No I'm not looking for someone from boards to do it. Some here just kindly offered. I want to know if anyone has used them before.

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#14 04-05-2012 6:10pm

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stupidusername wrote: »

and you're here to get one of us to do it...? surely you have to be, because otherwise you could've just googled this. and it's not possible someone could be that stupid

Meow!

I dont recall him asking us to strip, stop insinuating.

People who insinuate open themselves up for stupid comments, stupidusername

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#15 04-05-2012 6:10pm

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Ronseal stripper does what it says on the tin.

Comes highly recommended for striping decks

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#16 04-05-2012 6:11pm

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Prepare for an article about how easy it is to find a stripper in Ireland this Sunday in one of the rag papers...........

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#17 04-05-2012 6:12pm

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MrStuffins wrote: »

Your logic is sound!

Looking at your number of posts, and the above post, I don't need to guess at your mental age!

wtf is a mental age?

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#18 04-05-2012 6:13pm

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Kiera wrote: »

Pics will cost ya 2 cans per pic.

Sher why pay that when you're givin it away for free

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58290496&postcount=515

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#19 04-05-2012 6:15pm

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forfuxsake wrote: »

wtf is a mental age?

Exactly!

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#20 04-05-2012 6:16pm

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benwavner wrote: »

Meow!

I dont recall him asking us to strip, stop insinuating.

People who insinuate open themselves up for stupid comments, stupidusername

It seems you were right.

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#21 04-05-2012 6:16pm

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stupidusername wrote: »

It seems you were right.

Touche, Im glad you copped it

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#22 04-05-2012 6:16pm

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longhalloween wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

Pics will cost ya 2 cans per pic.

Sher why pay that when you're givin it away for free

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58290496&postcount=515

Ah fcuk, there goes my 6 pack

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#23 04-05-2012 6:17pm

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Dublin Forum.

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