Older Cougars chasing young drunk men

mattjack

real stig wrote: »

Sir, we stand corrected ,

you are clearly an aficionado ,

a connoisseur or





you watch lots of porn.[/Quote]
Define lots [/QUOTE]


34 posts in 18 months or so on boards would indicate an alternate source on internet entertainment ..... just sayin '

Man of Aran

mattjack wrote: »

OP a woman in (40/50) could have a daughter in her 20s , engage brain and venture.
....

A word of caution here ,,,, offers of Mother-Daughter combos have been known to backfire.
As one prime boy drinking at the bar,discovered after walking home the 50-something yr old once glam lady to her door. She shouts upstairs " Ma ,,, are ya sleepin or what, I brought someone home " ? to her 70 yr old Mum!;)

mattjack

Man of Aran wrote: »

A word of caution here ,,,, offers of Mother-Daughter combos have been known to backfire.
As one prime boy drinking at the bar,discovered after walking home the 50-something yr old once glam lady to her door. She shouts upstairs " Ma ,,, are ya sleepin or what, I brought someone home " ? to her 70 yr old Mum!;)

Mother of God...... MY EYES..... MY EYES

Balmed Out

Man of Aran wrote: »

her 70 yr old Mum!;)

Was she hot?

458

sfwcork wrote: »

does this happen alot.My town has a pub where the older cougars(40-50) go chase (18-25) men for sex

is this the norm in towns?

never ventured but have always been curious

Just take one for the team like that lad said at the start. lol. That was funny.

tempura

PCPhoto wrote: »

energiser bunny effect .... quantity over quality (the guy would eventually hit the spot - whereas the older guy will blow his load and goto sleep)

Nonsense ! I've said it before and ill say it again, in my experience, the younger man is all stamina and no technique. The older man knows what he's doing and usually has the confidence in his skills to please a woman.

You younger lads have a lot to learn !

Ill stick with experience thank you very much.

mattjack

tempura wrote: »

Nonsense ! I've said it before and ill say it again, in my experience, the younger man is all stamina and no technique. The older man knows what he's doing and usually has the confidence in his skills to please a woman.

You younger lads have a lot to learn !

Ill stick with experience thank you very much.

Are you Cougar or MILF ?

shopaholic01

mattjack wrote: »

Are you Cougar or MILF ?

Neither obviously, because she prefers a more mature and experienced man;)

mattjack

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Neither obviously, because she prefers a more mature and experienced man;)

;)We dont know that ....

shopaholic01

tempura wrote: »

Nonsense ! I've said it before and ill say it again, in my experience, the younger man is all stamina and no technique. The older man knows what he's doing and usually has the confidence in his skills to please a woman.

You younger lads have a lot to learn !

Ill stick with experience thank you very much.

Oh mattjack, I think we do:D. But never fear, you will find your cougar one day - this day you will become a man .

mattjack

:eek:

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Oh mattjack, I think we do:D. But never fear, you will find your cougar one day - this day you will become a man .

:eek: um um I have my own one.....I'm 43, married years to her.

Chamone MF

sfwcork wrote: »

does this happen alot.My town has a pub where the older cougars(40-50) go chase (18-25) men for sex

wow, that must hurt at the end of the night.
(or maybe it doesn't...wouldn't know, don't have a vagina.)

shopaholic01

mattjack wrote: »

:eek:

:eek: um um I have my own one.....I'm 43, married years to her.

Then why ask???

mattjack

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Then why ask???

I'm only window shopping, no intention to purchase.:D

Why would I want a burger when I've steak at home ....

Snowie

I will say that the older women that goes out drinking getting stupid drunk and dress's like a 23 year old loud like a fog horn wouldn't interest me... If a woman feels she needs to do that at her age (say 47) there something wrong. Its the reserved tactile one sitting in the corner, with her legs crossed enjoying her friends company, would always be the one id go for ...

Katgurl

This has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read on boards.

So there is a pub in your town bursting with cougars CHASING their prey? If the prey don't want to be caught what are they doing going to an established cougarville? So why wouldn't they be seen to be equally chasing the cougars?

Only slightly relevant but I'm 34, my group of female friends that I usually go out with range up to 40 and we have no interest in chungfellas but they are always chatting us up, sorry I don't mean we are constantly being hit on every minute of a night out, I mean whenever we are it's usually by younger guys.

The assumptions people make are ridiculous. My friend (who looks like a model) is in a relationship with a man twenty years older, she's mad about him, they were friends for a year before they got together. People make such obnoxious remarks - a man at a wedding leaned across the table to her nodded at her boyfriend and said "bet he's got a few quid".

Snowie

Katgurl wrote: »

"bet he's got a few quid".

but would a comment not like that not tell you all about the said person... :pac:

mattjack

Katgurl wrote: »

This has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read on boards.

So there is a pub in your town bursting with cougars CHASING their prey? If the prey don't want to be caught what are they doing going to an established cougarville? So why wouldn't they be seen to be equally chasing the cougars?

Only slightly relevant but I'm 34, my group of female friends that I usually go out with range up to 40 and we have no interest in chungfellas but they are always chatting us up, sorry I don't mean we are constantly being hit on every minute of a night out, I mean whenever we are it's usually by younger guys.

The assumptions people make are ridiculous. My friend (who looks like a model) is in a relationship with a man twenty years older, she's mad about him, they were friends for a year before they got together. People make such obnoxious remarks - a man at a wedding leaned across the table to her nodded at her boyfriend and said "bet he's got a few quid".

A model what ?

Phoenix Park

Katgurl wrote: »

This has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read on boards.

So there is a pub in your town bursting with cougars CHASING their prey? If the prey don't want to be caught what are they doing going to an established cougarville? So why wouldn't they be seen to be equally chasing the cougars?

Only slightly relevant but I'm 34, my group of female friends that I usually go out with range up to 40 and we have no interest in chungfellas but they are always chatting us up, sorry I don't mean we are constantly being hit on every minute of a night out, I mean whenever we are it's usually by younger guys.

The assumptions people make are ridiculous. My friend (who looks like a model) is in a relationship with a man twenty years older, she's mad about him, they were friends for a year before they got together. People make such obnoxious remarks - a man at a wedding leaned across the table to her nodded at her boyfriend and said "bet he's got a few quid".

I bet he's got a few quid

cesc77

mattjack wrote: »

I'm only window shopping, no intention to purchase.:D

Why would I want a burger when I've steak at home ....

You saying shes a piece of meat?:P

a fat guy

A thirty-something year-old woman tried coming on to me once when I was absolutely ****faced before.

I didn't even think she was after sex, I just thought I was being nice(I was that drunk).

She wouldn't stop texting me for weeks after that and I kinda pitied her so it took a while for me to tell her that I was absolutely out of my skull when she got my number...

Snowie

OOO and said cougars who are in their 30s your not cougars


but pumas :pac:

30 to 40 pumas

40 to 50 cougars lets get technical and your arse's have all dropped

pecker1992

Katgurl wrote: »

My friend (who looks like a model) is in a relationship with a man twenty years older, she's mad about him, they were friends for a year before they got together. People make such obnoxious remarks - a man at a wedding leaned across the table to her nodded at her boyfriend and said "bet he's got a few quid".

So are you saying he hasnt got a few quid???

irelandspurs

I'd love to bash the arse off an older lady.

cadaliac

Katgurl wrote: »

This has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read on boards.

So there is a pub in your town bursting with cougars CHASING their prey? If the prey don't want to be caught what are they doing going to an established cougarville? So why wouldn't they be seen to be equally chasing the cougars?

Only slightly relevant but I'm 34, my group of female friends that I usually go out with range up to 40 and we have no interest in chungfellas but they are always chatting us up, sorry I don't mean we are constantly being hit on every minute of a night out, I mean whenever we are it's usually by younger guys.
....

First off, it's an entertaining thread imo.
Who mentioned anything about getting caught? Caught at what?
It looks to me like you are drinking in the wrong types of bars if you don't want to be "hit" on by younger chungfellas, or, do you?

Altreab

mattjack wrote: »

I'm only window shopping, no intention to purchase.:D

Why would I want a burger when I've steak at home ....

Ah sometimes you just have to have a juicy burger to appreciate the well done steak :D:D:D:D:D

Eroticfishcake

irelandspurs wrote: »

I'd love to bash the arse off an older lady.

You go get em, they will be dripping when they hear your poetic voice

mattjack

cesc77 wrote: »

You saying shes a piece of meat?:P

Yes No a figure of speech .

DEFTLEFTHAND

Its a widespread phenomenon that affects a vast amount of 20 something year old lads on a night out. It's hard to describe the look of fear in a young mans eyes when he has been cornered and propositioned by a cougar.

mattjack

Eroticfishcake wrote: »

You go get em, they will be dripping when they hear your poetic voice

Your own descriptive is well up there too ..:D

Eroticfishcake

mattjack wrote: »

Your own descriptive is well up there too ..:D

used to catch my young prey :P

mattjack

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Its a widespread phenomenon that affects a vast amount of 20 something year old lads on a night out. It's hard to describe the look of fear in a young mans eyes when he has been cornered and propositioned by a cougar.

Should be one of life's defining moments, when he realises that he has become the hunted....

mattjack

Eroticfishcake wrote: »

used to catch my young prey :P

I think I'm amongst older company ....:D

laoch na mona

Katgurl wrote: »

"bet he's got a few quid".

has he got a few quid

Man of Aran

mattjack wrote: »

I think I'm amongst older company ....:D

Yep, ,,,, don't snare or get snared by a Sabre Tooth Tigress, at first glimpse ( in a dark pub) easily mistaken for the desired Uber Cougar.;)

cesc77

Katgurl wrote: »

This has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read on boards.

So there is a pub in your town bursting with cougars CHASING their prey? If the prey don't want to be caught what are they doing going to an established cougarville? So why wouldn't they be seen to be equally chasing the cougars?

Only slightly relevant but I'm 34, my group of female friends that I usually go out with range up to 40 and we have no interest in chungfellas but they are always chatting us up, sorry I don't mean we are constantly being hit on every minute of a night out, I mean whenever we are it's usually by younger guys.

The assumptions people make are ridiculous. My friend (who looks like a model) is in a relationship with a man twenty years older, she's mad about him, they were friends for a year before they got together. People make such obnoxious remarks - a man at a wedding leaned across the table to her nodded at her boyfriend and said "bet he's got a few quid".

RACIST!:pac:

Gummy Panda

Eroticfishcake wrote: »

irelandspurs wrote: »

I'd love to bash the arse off an older lady.

You go get em, they will be dripping when they hear your poetic voice

Cougars all foam at the gash

Katgurl

laoch na mona wrote: »

Katgurl wrote: »

"bet he's got a few quid".

has he got a few quid

Indeed he does. But so does she.

Teyla Emmagan

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Its a widespread phenomenon that affects a vast amount of 20 something year old lads on a night out. It's hard to describe the look of fear in a young mans eyes when he has been cornered and propositioned by a cougar.

Lies!!!

Rolli

sfwcork wrote: »

does this happen alot.My town has a pub where the older cougars(40-50) go chase (18-25) men for sex

is this the norm in towns?

never ventured but have always been curious

You'll need to tell us where you live to be on the safe side

Pottler

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I have no idea why a woman in her 40s/50s would want to have sex with an 18 year old fella. Personally I'd rather experience over-enthusiasm any time, but each to their own I guess!

Hard to find an over enthusiastic auld lad though. Most need prodding with a stick to perform, what with Discovery channel, Beer etc...

the keen edge

Pottler wrote: »

Hard to find an over enthusiastic auld lad though. Most need prodding with a stick to perform, what with Discovery channel, Beer etc...

To be fair, with all the re-runs and ad breaks on the Discovery Channel, a woman who is losing that competition for male attention must be as alluring as skirting board.

Man of Aran

Balmed Out wrote: »

Was she hot?

Ah sure you know the ould craic well yerself.
(The way he told the tale) ... he manned up the stairs anyhow and peered in.
Granny glanced over her bifocals and welcomed him with a gummy smile - her dentures were on the bedside table, ebside here darning needles.
She was a vision to behold ..... long flowing manes of silvery hair flowing down her back ,,,, mind you nothing on the scalp, just tufts down her back.

Things were "heading South" rapidly until he found an old newspaper and fashioned a sort of Ned Kelly mask for her ..... 'twas a Cork Examiner.
Did you leave it behind when you were leaving earlier ....

BillyMitchel

Ah this kinda thing filled my teenage mind with all sorts of kinky stuff so when I was in my 20's I made sure I'd try live them boyhood dreams. I did.

Point being OP do it when you can it's great craic. I remember I was ridding an older woman a good few years back and every time I went over she'd have food cooked and wine chilling. Good times

sunflower27

I can't think of a single 30-something year old friend of mine that would be interested in an experienced teenager/early-20s guy.

Why, WHY would an older want to be with that, I really don't get it.

Don't most women want someone that knows what he is doing?

BillyMitchel

sunflower27 wrote: »

I can't think of a single 30-something year old friend of mine that would be interested in an experienced teenager/early-20s guy.

Why, WHY would an older want to be with that, I really don't get it.

Don't most women want someone that knows what he is doing?

But when you're early to mid 20's you could of been having sex for nearly 10 years already so you should have some idea what your doing. Throw an older woman in the mix who can show a thing or two and its pretty amazing if the young male has the stamina.

Wake up the next day feeling pretty proud untill their kid bangs down the door screaming mammy I want breakfast!! Then it's time to go! Fun had by all!

shopaholic01

BillyMitchel wrote: »

But when you're early to mid 20's you could of been having sex for nearly 10 years already so you should have some idea what your doing. Throw an older woman in the mix who can show a thing or two and its pretty amazing if the young male has the stamina.

Wake up the next day feeling pretty proud untill their kid bangs down the door screaming mammy I want breakfast!! Then it's time to go! Fun had by all!

Time to leave Albert Square Billy, there's are world of women your own age out there;)

Lionel Messy

I rode a woman in her 40s and it was great. I like women in their 30s the best though. They have a certain sexiness about them.

BillyMitchel

shopaholic01 wrote: »

BillyMitchel wrote: »

But when you're early to mid 20's you could of been having sex for nearly 10 years already so you should have some idea what your doing. Throw an older woman in the mix who can show a thing or two and its pretty amazing if the young male has the stamina.

Wake up the next day feeling pretty proud untill their kid bangs down the door screaming mammy I want breakfast!! Then it's time to go! Fun had by all!

Time to leave Albert Square Billy, there's are world of women your own age out there;)

Haha I know I'm just reliving my younger days and it's kinda making me want to go out tonight!

Can't lie though there is just something sexy about older women. Don't go looking for it but if it happens then great!

Left Albert Square a long time ago, after I got the shift from babs Windsor! true story! It's my claim to fame!

Conbhar

Why not i say. Just go for it and all that craic