Meet An Inmate

JONJO THE MISER

Thats right folks, forget all the usual online dating sites, this is truly the place to meet real gems of women, take a look at some of the pics, some unreal sexy women, unlike normal dating websites these women will have plenty of time to reply to you, what with being in prison and all.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140043/Meet-An-Inmate-com-Website-reveals-Americas-prettiest-prisoners-lets-date-them.html

CavanCrew

:eek: Creepy

mikemac1

She's hot, she's funny, she is the one.......until she tells you she chopped up her husband with an axe

saa

Ah America...

(I like the first guy because he's deep in thought and good at squats, I don't like the second boy as he looks 14, I like the next fella because he's laid back and not afraid to admit he likes to cuddle up with a blanky or is too lazy to get up but I must say I especially like the guy posing behind the flowers because that shows his sensitive side)

DERPY HOOFS

Just dont tell them where you live in case they get out and show up on your doorstep with a chainsaw.

Ficheall

saa wrote: »

Ah America...

(I like the first guy because he's deep in thought and good at squats, I don't like the second boy as he looks 14, I like the next fella because he's laid back and not afraid to admit he likes to cuddle up with a blanky or is too lazy to get up but I must say I especially like the guy posing behind the flowers because that shows his sensitive side)

I like saa because she clearly has high standards...

FloatingVoter

At last...good looking wimmin' I can lie to and not claim the high moral ground when I'm found out. Summer is truly here.

christmas2012

thats asking for trouble im sure there are the genuine few but on the whole i would avoid it altogether just to be on the safe side and prolong my life

ismisekatie

so tempting... but no

My name is URL

Maybe it'll help them to better themselves, and have something to work towards rather than spending time in prison with little or nothing to make them want to improve their lives upon release.

I don't think it's creepy at all tbh.. they could be released tomorrow and sign up to a dating site and the whole creepiness factor wouldn't even come into it.

DERPY HOOFS

People are shocked here that people in jail can be good looking.They dont all have webbed feet and A.C.A.B tattooed on their knuckles and sharp fangs.
Think of how horny those women must be after jail and no sex.They will be dying for a ride..Thats it im sending mail...............

mattjack

christmas2012 wrote: »

thats asking for trouble im sure there are the genuine few but on the whole i would avoid it altogether just to be on the safe side and prolong my life

I kinda like this one, just look at her previous occupation.

Tesha Owens #1003911

Occupation before prison: Exotic dancer

What could possibly go wrong ?

FloatingVoter

DERPY HOOFS wrote: »

People are shocked here that people in jail can be good looking.They dont all have webbed feet and A.C.A.B tattooed on their knuckles and sharp fangs.
Think of how horny those women must be after jail and no sex.They will be dying for a ride..Thats it im sending mail...............

No sex in jail....why do you imagine Prison Guards are referred to as screws.

IM0

wow theres some fine specimens there :cool:

LETHAL LADY

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/ronald-6934.htm

I have found my soulmate.

saa

Ficheall wrote: »

I like saa because she clearly has high standards...

Of course! I'd give you a go as long as you still have your real teeth and shower regularly ~~

Siuin

I WANNA STEAL your heart
I FEEL LIKE KILLING time with you, honey

mattjack

saa wrote: »

Of course! I'd give you a go as long as you still have your real teeth and shower regularly ~~

What type of shower ?

saa

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/ronald-6934.htm

I have found my soulmate.

Oh snap! he had the confidence to come out from behind the flowers! You have competition.

superstoner90

This is like my life, but backwards. When I broke up whit the exgirl friend, she went Awall. She robed shops, bet people, done drugs, stole cars, arson. Shes in jail now. Somethimes I think, why did I ever break up with her? AH WELL.........

Chamone MF

I can stick it through the dinner slot right?

there is a dinner slot?

My name is URL

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/18-21-1.htm

OMG it's true!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

saa

mattjack wrote: »

What type of shower ?

All five.

Owryan

Jessica McKay, who's serving time for vehicular homicide, says 'I always have a smile on my face'

Esp when she see's you on the pedstrian crossing !!!!!!


'I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy,' said Maeghan Rice, who's in prison for second-degree murder.

Why does that read as if she killed the wrong person and is looking for her real victim ??

mattjack

Chamone MF wrote: »

I can stick it through the dinner slot right?

there is a dinner slot?

You can , though its entirely possible something else might be stuck back out at you

Chamone MF

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/ana-11826.html

Anna, 22 from Nevada. WOW.
Happy to guard that anytime. I got the truncheon for the job.

the keen edge

In an effort to save you time fapping over the mingers some funny bastard has complied a Top Ten.

Gummy Panda

saa wrote: »

Ficheall wrote: »

I like saa because she clearly has high standards...

Of course! I'd give you a go as long as you still have your real teeth and shower regularly ~~

I never stood a chance then

superstoner90

the keen edge wrote: »

In an effort to save you time fapping over the mingers some funny bastard has complied a Top Ten.

THANK YOU!

I just avoided the biggest mistake of my life.

Fapping over a minger....:eek:

saa

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/phillicia-11810.html

"I may only be 22 years old, but I’ve been through a lot and I’m very mature."
You don't say..
"I really want to settle down, possibly get married, and have children in the near future."
Woah there a lot to ask isn't it, I only want my partner to practice dental hygiene and smell of flowers and or piss.

Chamone MF

superstoner90 wrote: »

THANK YOU!

I just avoided the biggest mistake of my life.

Fapping over a minger....:eek:

At least you didn't fap over a nice blonde in a threesome before you saw it was actually a pretty convincing tranny.

Id hate that to happen.

Gummy Panda

The Irish prison system should do something similar.

I look forward to the top ten from Mountjoy's Ladies prison...

smellslikeshoes

There is just as many crazys on regular sites, at least on that one you'd know what to expect :pac:

FloatingVoter

Reason for incarceration: Vehicular homicide, DUI “I always have a smile on my face with a bubbly personality.”


....there goes the probation hearing - can also read as "always pished".


First dibs on Sarah Horne, porn name extraordinaire.

CavanCrew

Why do they all do the same pose? clenching fists.. like in a praying position..........

superstoner90

Chamone MF wrote: »

At least you didn't fap over a nice blonde in a threesome before you saw it was actually a pretty convincing tranny.

Id hate that to happen.

Aw will ya quit? I dont know how id sleep at night, if that happened. :eek:

DERPY HOOFS

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/sara-11778.html

I want this one so hands off.She likes horror movies and shopping?
I guess that means i killed somebody and shoplift.But hay she deserves a 2nd chance as she is hawt

Release Date: 10-4-2013

Not too long to wait

superstoner90

http://www.wotshappening.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/maeghan-rice2.jpg

Shes a murdier, but shes mine.

What attracted me to her, you say?

The melons, its all about the melons :cool:

mathepac

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Thats right folks, forget all the usual online dating sites, this is truly the place to meet real gems of women, ...

I think I'm beginning to understand. Somebody somewhere is getting paid to have shills drive traffic from boards.ie to the unholy_grail.co.yuk site? <--- See what I did there? It's a question, so no hassle with defamatory statements.

There is no other reasonable explanation for the amount of tripe that gets posted here from that rag, so somebody must be getting paid? <--- See what I did there? It's a question, so no hassle with defamatory statements.

Pushtrak

Chamone MF wrote: »

I can stick it through the dinner slot right?

there is a dinner slot?

You might have issues, y'know asking an inmate if its in mate.

christmas2012

mattjack wrote: »

I kinda like this one, just look at her previous occupation.

Tesha Owens #1003911

Occupation before prison: Exotic dancer

What could possibly go wrong ?

she could chop you up and leave you in the fridge freezer..:rolleyes:

true

A nice Catholic with probable Irish ancestry

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/elizabeth-11761.html

Pity she will not be released until she is 66. I wonder will she appear on the Late Late show then, with a story of how she was swamped with mail from boardies in 2012 and had to choose just one?:D

mikom

Chamone MF wrote: »

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/ana-11826.html

Anna, 22 from Nevada. WOW.
Happy to guard that anytime. I got the truncheon for the job.

She'll probably cut your truncheon off if you fail to empty the dishwasher.....

A 19-year-old woman who fatally stabbed her boyfriend during an argument was sentenced to probation and ordered to go through a treatment program to address her methamphetamine addiction.

Washoe District Judge Robert Perry warned Ana Padua on Friday that if she did not successfully complete her 2- to 10-year probation complete a drug treatment program, she would be facing a 20-year prison sentence.
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/reno-nv/TLNRLIK7PSUN5KACF

Owryan

the keen edge wrote: »

In an effort to save you time fapping over the mingers some funny bastard has complied a Top Ten.

Lmao at #1........ “I’m lonely and in search of a real man for friendship, companionship, and possibly more. Must be stable in all ways, willing to take on the responsibility of having a woman in prison.”

In other words she wants someone to take the rap for her

In fairness i would gladly adopt #10 , she could help erase my credit history

DERPY HOOFS

Reason for incarceration: Vehicular homicide, DUI

What does this mean?

Owryan

DERPY HOOFS wrote: »

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/sara-11778.html

I want this one so hands off.She likes horror movies and shopping?
I guess that means i killed somebody and shoplift.But hay she deserves a 2nd chance as she is hawt


Not too long to wait

back off.....................shes mine

FloatingVoter

DERPY HOOFS wrote: »

What does this mean?

Driving Under the Influence. And knocked someone down forever while being all bubbly inside.

DERPY HOOFS

Sara Horne #

Horne i bet shes Horny

SteoL

Gummy Panda wrote: »

The Irish prison system should do something similar.

I look forward to the top ten from Mountjoy's Ladies prison...

The DUCKASS CENTRE (Dochas).

I'll get my coat.

DERPY HOOFS

How much is it to send a large letter to USA???:P
I think i have found my new vice.:eek:


http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kataya-11653.html HOW YOU DOIN

kitty9

i would smash all of them till the neighbours complained about the smell