Things you'd like to do as dictator

hooradiation

H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »

Oh my goodness. This thread is terrifying. I'd love to fast forward 10 years in any one of these alternative societies and see how successful they are. Most of them are completely unworkable IMO.

My favourite was the "abortions for anyone whose child I will be paying for"...**** me i know it's AH but you need help !

Most of the suggestions seem money driven and forgive me if I'm wrong but isn't that where the problems start.

These kind of threads are either showcases for everyones ability to troll or for their ability to say the stupidest things imaginable.

And after countless variations on the theme i am still not sure which it is.
Though it is probably poe's law at it's finest.

H2UMrsRobinson

hooradiation wrote: »

These kind of threads are either showcases for everyones ability to troll or for their ability to say the stupidest things imaginable.

And after countless variations on the theme i am still not sure which it is.
Though it is probably poe's law at it's finest.

boardsies be crazy !

Lionel Messy

I would smash up every pub in this country and have just German and Belgian beer on tap, Guiness too even though i'm well off that fart ridden sh!te.

TeddyTedson

hooradiation wrote: »

These kind of threads are either showcases for everyones ability to troll or for their ability to say the stupidest things imaginable.

And after countless variations on the theme i am still not sure which it is.
Though it is probably poe's law at it's finest.

What about my post? I think that's fairly tame to be fair. (needs more fair)

TehDagsBass

cursai wrote: »

Not on social welfare. Never claimed. Don't begrudge those how genuinely need it. Spot the spoiled poster.

Oh, I'm very sorry, I completely forgot where I was posting. I *should* have posted just vacuous, socialist rhetoric, as is popular on this website and its linked sites such as TheJournal.

I'd better say something in order to fit in, hand't I?

In that case: If I were de dictator, I'd hang de bankoors an de developoors an de poleeticins an tell de EU to go an fook demselves if dey tink we're payin for de banks. I'd make Gerry Adams me Minister for Moorder an MehGuinness me Minister for Mayhem an take back de 6 counties whose names I can't list off the top of my head from de fooking Brit *****.

Den I'd tax all de rich fookers who've done well for demselves in life an I'm actually just jealous of so dat they were gettin the average industrial wage an I'd spend all de money on givin out more social welfare so de people who can't get de jobs that are available can sit around doing fook all in even more comfort.

Ye, fook de EU and fook Fianna Gael. If I were dictactoor it'd be a fookin socialiste paradise. No mar of dem fat cats, we'd all be equal even though some of us strive to achieve more in life than the others, dey shouldn't get any more money WHA!?

G'WAN DE RA!

/typical boards.ie/TheJournal.ie populist commentator.

GaryIrv93

KirkCheated09 wrote: »

Improving the military that much wont go unnoticed to other nations, it would look as if we were about to invade somewhere or start a war. Then those nosy Americans would get involved saying ''the only way we can win is if we bomb them before we attack'' .... Then were gonners and you cant inforce the rest of your rules as we would all be dead.

I just realised I think these things through way too mcuch

Maybe, but if we were to join NATO then I'm sure we would be required to expand our military capablility, neutral or not. The States would probably fund a good bit of it.

Elvis_Presley

I'd ban sachets of ketchup and short women using umbrellas as the spikes are eye level for me. UHT milk is next on the list. If I got into power I'd make changes that would really affect your life!

Nothingbetter2d

invite the go compare ad singer to my country then kill him so there is no more of those ads

that one move would make me a very popular dictator

HavingCrack

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Oh, I'm very sorry, I completely forgot where I was posting. I *should* have posted just vacuous, socialist rhetoric, as is popular on this website and its linked sites such as TheJournal.

The Journal??? Socialist You must be joking, it's nothing but a Fianna Fail mouthpiece.

paddyandy

There are people here in ireland who would go about monitored 24/7/365 and Tolerance would be well earned and like many ideas not free to abuse .We might be heading this way seeing the slide continues unabated this past 20 years .Mercy in excess becomes an evil in itself .This is ongoing today and with so much apathy there is no end in sight .

Stiffler2

Let's just say I'd make Hitler and Saddam look Like ghandi

Ush1

I'd kick everyone out of the country, then select who to let back in one at a time...