Dolpins killed after taking heroin substitute following weekend-long rave

Skid

"Two dead dolphins 'forgot to breathe after taking heroin substitute following zoo's weekend-long rave' "

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140362/Connyland-zoo-Two-dead-dolphins-killed-heroin-substitute.html

I'm not sure if it was an accident, or if they did it on porpoise

Two dolphins who died a slow, agonising death at a zoo after it hosted a rave were probably killed by a party-goer's heroin substitute, according to a leaked toxicology report.
The dolphins, called Shadow and Chelmers, died within five days of each other at a zoo in Switzerland last November.

MrStuffins

So, THAT'S what the "Blow Hole" is for!

Jesus Wept

Call me old fashioned, but in my day, zoos didn't have raves.

El Weirdo

Great thread title.

Smidge

Skid wrote: »

"Two dead dolphins 'forgot to breathe after taking heroin substitute following zoo's weekend-long rave

The zoo's weekend long rave.
Man, I would have loved to have seen that.
Imagine if a trippin giraffe caught sight of itself??
SheEEiit..........

Chuck Stone

They only took it because of pier pressure the poor things.

Sparks43

Couple of big fish for the Pot


Great crack:D

policarp

Fishy story. . .

Sindri

Fish pun.

WindSock

Did they take it on porpoise?

MrStuffins

I wouldn't be too quick to just believe this was an accident!

Maybe they took that stuff on porpoise!

Edit: Damn, beaten to it! ^^^

policarp

Flipping heck. . .

Sparks43

They call him Flipper, Flipper,more stoned than lightning,
No one you see, is more baked than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there under, under the sea!

Sindri

policarp wrote: »

Flipping heck. . .

You can't post 2 :mad:

admiralofthefleet

nik a nik a nik, nik a nik a nik zzzzzzzzzzz

im invisible

Big fish, little fish, cardboard box

DEFTLEFTHAND

The dolphins are monkeys.

im invisible

So long, and thanks for all the oranges

JupiterKid

Well, I just hope other dolphins will realise the folly and danger of illegal substance taking at raves.:(

When's Dublin Zoo holding its rave?

k.p.h

Dolphins are incredibly smart, they knew what they were doing ...

Seriously though ..

Cookie_Monster

lesson learned, DO NOT MIX WITH WATER!!!

fortwilliam

They got a pure rush of endolphins....

the_syco

This article was done a few months back...

grindle

the_syco wrote: »

This article was done a few months back...

You got a problem with that, buoy?

kraggy

My dolphin friend took acid once. He nearly flipped.

grindle

kraggy wrote: »

My dolphin friend took acid once. He nearly flipped.

What a tail, although, I prefer the European endings.

Fin.

Now, off to sleep, listening to the soothing tunas of Billy Ocean.

#When the rowin' gets tough...#

DEFTLEFTHAND

I was just researching the Dolphin because of this thread and I've learn't that they and the Orca (Killer Whale) are supposedly the closed to humans in the Mammal intelligence stakes. These beautiful animals comprehend and speak their own language, they don't deserve to die by overdosing on a human drug that they don't understand.

LH Pathe

Gives real gravitas to a much mooted rumour; Scumbag Ravers

IM0

but were they 'monkeys that din like the lan'

NothingMan

Not surprised they've turned to drugs. Most of the ones I've seen have had their nose in a bottle....

harry Bailey esq

this is tragic news.it happens all the time,but rarely gets reported.very sad indeed.

forfuxsake

They say that dolphins are extremely intelligent and will defend us in the event of a shark attack, believing us to be dolphins.





That doesn't sound too fúckin' intelligent at all.

dan1895

NothingMan wrote: »

Not surprised they've turned to drugs. Most of the ones I've seen have had their nose in a bottle....

I sea what you did there.

promethius

they had a whale of a time.....

mconigol

What the article doesn't explain is that those dolphins was welfare scroungers and living it up in that zoo on the taxpayers dime.

CCTV stil of said dolphins

Solair

Pretty cruel to have dolphins locked up in landlocked Switzerland, in a swimming pool, surrounded by drugged up idiots!

mconigol

Solair wrote: »

Pretty crew to have dolphins locked up in landlocked Switzerland, in a swimming pool, surrounded by drugged up idiots!

Pretty cruel to have ravers locked up in Switzerland, in a zoo, surrounded by drugged up dolphins you mean?

Ghandee

2 dead dolphins?



Meh ............... Plenty more fish in the sea.

christmas2012

very cruel and tragic

Defiler Of The Coffin

I heard of a house party where a cat was going crazy for some reason. The owner spent ages trying to calm it down. Woke up the next day and found the cat as stiff as a poker. Some idiot had given it an E tab. Bastard.

May the dolphins rest in peace btw.

Temptamperu

Ghandee wrote: »

2 dead dolphins?



Meh ............... Plenty more fish in the sea.

Dolphins are not fish.

Naomi00

I almost had to go there last year...it looks shít anyway.

Aidric

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

I heard of a house party where a cat was going crazy for some reason. The owner spent ages trying to calm it down. Woke up the next day and found the cat as stiff as a poker. Some idiot had given it an E tab. Bastard.

Not that surprising. Cats love a bit of meow meow.

up for anything

Apart from the fact that animals should not be kept in zoos, what tosser gave permission for a rave to be held there and didn't secure the safety of the resident creatures. FFS! :mad: People under the influence of alcohol and drugs are complete ****heads and don't know which end is up anyhow. You only have to drive up John's Street in Kilkenny any weekend night to know that.

Ghandee

Temptamperu wrote: »

Dolphins are not fish.

Eh?

They live in the sea, have fishy tails and fins, and they smell like fish too

Defiler Of The Coffin

Ghandee wrote: »

Eh?

They live in the sea, have fishy tails and fins, and they smell like fish too

If it walks like a fish, talks like a fish and quacks like a fish then it is a fish.