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Ever slip a Father Ted reference into real life?

  • 07-05-2012 2:44am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭


    Happens with nearly every thread in AH. But have you ever slipped a Father Ted reference or quote into a real life situation and successfully pulled it off?

    I know nearly every student protest has the standard "Down with this sort of thing!" placard. And it's easy to slip in "Careful now" when someone steers conversation into sketchy territory.

    I was doing a presentation for college, and for motivation, our lecturer offered a prize for the best presentation that day. For the laugh, at the very end of the presentation, I slipped in "...and I feel that I deserve both parachutes, because this presentation was so great".

    So what's the most creative Father Ted reference you ever made?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Nah, that would be an ecumenical matter!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    "fucking hell"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Of course, they all have lovely bottoms.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Not me but there were a few in the Mahon Tribunal with money just resting in their account


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    I was saying Boo-Urns!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭TehDagsBass




  • Registered Users Posts: 445 ✭✭Brian_Zeluz


    Careful now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭TehDagsBass


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    I was saying Boo-Urns!
    Wait, what? Seriously?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭flyswatter


    Sean Gallagher did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Wait, what? Seriously?

    They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,229 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Daftendirekt


    Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    Anytime I don't get what I want in the bedroom I say go on followed by go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,048 ✭✭✭Da Shins Kelly


    SHODDY WORKMANSHIP! SHODDY, SHODDY, SHODDY!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    FinnLizzy wrote: »
    ...have you...successfully pulled it off?

    FinnLizzy wrote: »
    "Careful now"

    :)
    FinnLizzy wrote: »
    So what's the most creative Father Ted reference you ever made?

    :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 90 ✭✭dazco


    I enjoy immensely stopping someone with "hold on a second!" and when they pause "these are fake arms!" ...... Good way to annoy someone when they're in the middle of a rant....


  • Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭Caraville


    Within my group of friends, any time anyone mentions London:

    "I'll give you a clue.................. you live there"




















    ............ Is it London?????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Anytime I offer anyone anything with raisins in it and they say no I say
    "are you sure there's cocaine in it?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    I like to refer to all ethnic minorities as "a great bunch of lads"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len...


    what?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭Chamone MF


    easy.

    'oh right yeah'...then a dougal look'


  • Registered Users Posts: 266 ✭✭THall04


    People in the pub standing to attention every time this is played......




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    FatherLen wrote: »
    what?

    so THATS where your name comes from :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    Well I never. I'm putting you on my list of enemies...


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭elefant


    "Bye girls"

    "Pair of wanker..."


    Always useful


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    "Is that you ted...."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 511 ✭✭✭531


    'Well I'm very cycnical, as you know...'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,609 ✭✭✭amber2


    Regularly use "How did that gob****e get on the television???!!!

    as well as

    "Father, I've killed a man"


    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Father_Ted


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,201 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    The odd Asian hooker may hear a "Hairy Japanese Bastards" out of me


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 705 ✭✭✭Magown3


    If i ask someone a question and the answer is simple/obvious i always reply back with "Oh right Ted!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,261 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    I use the "I read that... somewhere" when I can't back up what I'm saying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭fatherted1969


    I find i use Dougals " i think i'm going mad Ted" a lot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,040 ✭✭✭markie29


    when im with my gf shopping and we are in the lingerie dept i will say...did you know this is the biggest lingerie department in ireland...i believe :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 48 MrShine


    When I used to work with my dad, he had a huge (and I mean huge) wrench. Whenever my mum dropped into the shop, he'd go get it, then ask her if he could "put his massive tool in her box". Lovely, dad, thanks for that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭DoneDL


    "Small, far away"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,490 ✭✭✭pegasus1


    Oops, I didn't mean to do that, I'll just tap it the other way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    No, never.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭Odaise Gaelach


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    No, never.

    I don't believe it!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,562 ✭✭✭eyescreamcone


    "of course, some of those girls are in their twenties by now" :)

    You can change twenties for any age!


    Or his footie reference
    "so get out there and lick some arse"
    Can lighten a tense moment in a dressing room :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭barleybooley


    I constantly quote Ted, it doesn't matter if it's unrelated or highly inappropriate.

    Serious conversation about World War II? "You've nothing from the Allied Side?" "No, that sort of nonsense wouldn't interest me at all." Just broken up with your boyfriend? "God, it was like that wedding in Clones with the Blue Nun."

    It's like Tourettes or something, Tedettes maybe?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    I tell people that they can say no because it's a lovely word Our Lord gave us here on earth for when we don't want any cake.


  • Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭Caraville


    Watching the Rose of Tralee it's impossible not to say that they all have lovely bottoms. I've tried, it's impossible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 100 ✭✭shaunandelly


    very small...............far away.


  • Registered Users Posts: 266 ✭✭Lenn Brennan


    Threasa, I forgot me feckin trousers!


  • Registered Users Posts: 45 BordsMagoo


    When someone says 'I have good news...

    'your gettin married?'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Aenaes


    Was at a funeral a couple of weeks ago. My mother starts raving about the priest, how down to earth he is and how lucky the parish has been for getting "good priests".

    Was going to go with the usual "mhm." but instead came back with "He does a great Mass!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Aenaes wrote: »

    Was going to go with the usual "mhm." but instead came back with "He does a great Mass!"

    He gives great mass............ look at that chalice work....flawless.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    copy graham norton in the carvan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,151 ✭✭✭Irishchick


    The ants are back ted..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    I use the "oh right" all the time, and some of my mates too, especially when someone comes out with a frankly rediculous statement.

    Theres a guy i work with, and calling him inept would be a compliment. so whenever the manager gives him and task involving any responsibility i always remark "YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL???"

    one of my other wormates said the other day that i was in bad form and had **** banter, i remarked with "feck off, cup"


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