Ever slip a Father Ted reference into real life?

staker

I've mooned in the pub whilst pointing to my arse crack saying"Would you believe me own dog did that to me?":o

Rhyme

DoneDL wrote: »

"Small, far away"

Use this one, all the time. It explains a valuable concept in too easy a way to ignore.

Rented Mule

Down with this sort of thing !!

GLaDOS

Fairly constantly.

"I've had my fun, and that's all that matters"

Jammyc

All the time!

My favourites are reacting to situations with either, "****in hell!" or "Well, well, well, what a pretty picture Father Crilly/[Insert person's name here] has painted. HOW, HOW DARE YOU bring SHAME on this CELEBWATION of SHEEP!"

FutureGuy

Whispers...

*good luck with the book"


And on occasion when leaving...

"And now off to ride Mrs O'Reilly."

doomed

"tunnel of goats" to describe a crap tourist attraction

iColdFusion

I love my brick.

duiggers

Cowboys ted, feckin cowboys!

ihsb

I don't know why, but whenever my boss asks me to do something I always say "Grand Ted"

heffo500

I normally use the "Looks like rain, Ted" or when I'm pricing a job I say "Sure you could talk into coming down"

ejmaztec

"It's only a bleedin whistle" comes in handy on rare occasions.

The Showstopper

No luck then Ted

filmbuffboy

Careful now, down with that sort of thing!

fatherted1969

Dont think The Life of Brian had as many quoted lines in it. Cant imagine any other programme having that many one liners in it either

Ellis Dee

I may have made a reference to the "money [-] just resting on my account", but on legal advice I'll say no more about.;););)

I remember someone mentioning Steve McQueen while on about some film a while ago and i responded, 'God its so long since ive seen it, i forgot Steve McQueen was in it'. My friend and i always referencing Father Ted when exchanging texts. for example 'Go Wiiide Walcott, Go Wiiiiiiidddde' or 'Huh....Typical italian', when we witness Baltotellis antics

Defiler Of The Coffin

A (height challenged) work colleague sometimes calls me a name referencing my physical appearance.

"CALL ME BY MY RIGHT NAME YA LITTLE BOLLIX" is usually my response.

Tails142

People always catch me out when I'm trying really hard to remember something and they say, you were wearing your blue jumper, and then I'm thinking... hmm... i've never had a blue jumper until the penny drops

mikom

fatherted1969 wrote: »

Dont think The Life of Brian had as many quoted lines in it. Cant imagine any other programme having that many one liners in it either

Partridge.

Nervous Wreck

Good luck with the book.

Hank Scorpio

Address me by my proper title, ya little bollix!

admiralofthefleet

the odd time when i go into the pub i used to work in for a pint i say 'give us a pint there jude ye big bollox ye'

If you see a group of Chinese people normally the first instinct is to say ' Ahhh the Chinese....A great bunch of lads'

Micky Dolenz

When I am being told a boring story I like to say "I'll have to stop you there, no reason, I just have to stop you "

cml387

When Mrs. CML says we are going to some randomn attraction, I sometimes will ask if there will be a spider baby?

SDTimeout

The police are after me, i'm so gorgeous they want to put me UNDER ARREST

ejmaztec

I stuck a little black rectangle on my window.

herisson

Anytime im in college and im going for tea i ask people if they want some...
if they say no that they want to do a bit more work i always say this...

Sure didn't our Lord himself on the cross pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world?

needless to say it works!

puzzle factory

6 pages in and nobody else uses 'ride me side ways'

yesno1234

And you'd think wouldn't you, that someone like, Chris Evans wouldn't want to hang around with the likes of us! And..you'd be right, he didn't want to hang around with us at all!

"Biscuit or cake?"

"Get your bollox out of my face!"

"You got me sacked and now i'm having to yank meself off around the clock because I haven't had proper sex with girls!"

Nodin

"There is always time for a nice cup of tea! Sure didn't our Lord himself on the cross pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world?"

toexpress

Ride me sideways ... that was another one

rubberdiddies

When I'm in bed at night with the wife after just getting in and turning off the light invariably she turns it on 2 mins later to check something..........I jump up and say 'morning ted' with a big stretch. Only when I'm wearing my Opel Ireland jersey though

A.Partridge

Fr Jack Hackett...

"I'M A HAPPY CAMPER !!!! "

LuckyFinigan

Ive no willie

nice_guy80

I use them everyday...

careful now

sure you could talk that into coming down

cowboys, they're a bunch of cowboys

two pints, two pints of milk

they've taken the roads in

I'll make the tea, and you take your bra off

Brendog

Whenever someone is talking about sex.

"You wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now would ya?

earpiece

They were only nuns.

Ninap

Doing work on the car: "You'll never get it absolutely perfect Ted"

Gambling "I can handle it Ted"

Generally "There's always time for tea, Fathers"

First time I met my teenage cousin around 1999... awkward silence.... so I asked him "Who do you prefer? Blur, or Oasis?"

Worked as an ice breaker.

hatrickpatrick

All the time.
One of my favourites is when something breaks or doesn't work, yelling "Shoddy workmanship, that's what it is... Shoddy! Shoddy... SHODDY!!!!!"

I've also been known to exclaim "Argh, ya... Feckin' eejaaat! Wait there till I getchaaaaa..." at people who annoy me

the purple tin

If you ever say that to me again, I'll put your head through the wall.

mummymoo

my sister used to say i was like father stone.. 'arre ya ok, would you like anything?' '.....no... im fine thanks.....'

feet of flame

fup off you fuppin baxtard.......

Flincher

If I'm ever back from a match/funeral/wedding and get asked "were there many at it?"

"Now I wouldn't be a great judge of crowds Ted, but I'd say there was about 4 million there"

Or myself and one of my flatmates, if one of us is watching something on tv the other doesn't like:

"What rubbish are you watching Dougal? Chewing gum for the eyes!"

"Ah no thanks Ted, I've got these crisps here"

Agricola

When I run into or text 2 fella's I went to school with, I will open with "Well Ted" I think its like "Well Head" but it became Ted at some stage, I don't know why. Im pretty sure they refer to me as Ted in the same way.

Thats about as ingrained as a piece of pop culture can get in a society I'd say.

G_R

<Insert Group of People> are people too!

jprboy

I have no mickey