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Ever slip a Father Ted reference into real life?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    dreamy sleepy nighty snoozy snooze

    that episode is on rte 2 now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭Missmiddleton


    "it'll be like boys in the hood"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    jprboy wrote: »
    I have no mickey

    was it not "I have no willy"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Owen_S


    Walking through M&S

    ''It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand''


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭coco_lola


    I tend to use the "Are those my feet" line, when I'm very confused.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Every Sunday in mass and every other single day on the bus. Doesn't matter that it's a complete stranger, I will always ask when I go to sit down to the person next to me, " Are those my feet". And they usually are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭stevveyg


    "i'l give you a clue!
    you live there!!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭mr.jingle


    stevveyg wrote: »
    "i'l give you a clue!
    you live there!!!"

    Is it London????:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    I use a lot: "a bunch of cowboys!!!!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,517 ✭✭✭passremarkable


    idiot boy by the name of maguire!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    There probably isn't a day in work that goes by where somebody doesn't mention something from Father Ted. I gave a presentation last February at a geology conference and used this picture in the last slide.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 512 ✭✭✭GaryIrv93


    ''I battered 'im!''


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 472 ✭✭crapmanjoe


    Caraville wrote: »
    Within my group of friends, any time anyone mentions London:

    "I'll give you a clue.................. you live there



    ............ Is it London?????


    yeah same within our group. Also used when ever talking about something obvious that the other person should know straight away


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    I was at a festival there and I was describing to my brother that there was a simulated weightless ride with a big sign 'Astronauts train on this like in Nasa'.

    He was like 'Really? I thought they didn't do that anywhere outside Nasa'. And proceeded to quiz me on it. I then conceded that it was really a big wire ball in a bracket that they just turned you upside down in and kicked you around in...and agreed it was exactly like the funfair in Fr.Ted.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,354 ✭✭✭jprboy


    jprboy wrote: »
    I have no mickey
    efb wrote: »
    was it not "I have no willy"

    Yes, well done on spotting the intentional mistake... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    I do the "These are small... but the ones out there are far away" on a regular basis.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Fr Ted is just unbelievably quotable


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    efb wrote: »
    Fr Ted is just unbelievably quotable

    That's a good quote.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 127 ✭✭Duffman K


    my friend thought he was buying black socks the other day, Had to correct him:


    You see, ordinary shops sell what look like black socks, but if you look closely, you'll see that they're very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 291 ✭✭TheBrinch


    Cant believe i havent seen it yet:

    Fr. Jack - 'More Water'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,979 ✭✭✭Jammyc


    'Big Haairy Ass..'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    I could have you killed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    I could have you killed.

    Came in to this thread to post that!

    ''I don't want to catch the menopause.''


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Those women were in the NIP!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,908 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    "I wouldn't know Ted, you big bollocks"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    When myself and the wife do a weekly shop ' when were off loading the grocerys from the car to the house ill say to her " get the fecking crunchies out of the car"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    "If you ever try to bullshit me like that again, I will rip off your arms!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭I Was VB




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    I Was VB wrote: »
    :)

    I guess the 'artist' is aware that it was used in Fr. Ted but even still, he must wonder what the hell all the Youtube comments are about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Owryan


    Once slipped it into fr. ted but that was back in my alter boy days .


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6 partyonwayne


    Oh no it wouldn't be on any maps now... we're not exactly, New York


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    I knew a father Clint power.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    Usually in a pub/club or festival where must has turned to crap or the clientele are getting rowdy, i usually turn to my nearest buddy and go

    "Ted, I'm going mad"

    usually as we leave with...

    "I wouldn't stay here if you gave me a million pounds"!


  • Registered Users Posts: 170 ✭✭conor360


    "fucking hell"

    This.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 power123


    ya dirty fecker:D

    i been drinking like a mad eejit:D

    pair of ****:D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,657 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Being able to say things like 'I love my brick' and have almost everyone know what I'm talking about is one of the main reasons I haven't emigrated yet.

    I say 'Oh right' and 'What's going on? No, I mean in general' a lot in day to day life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭liogairmhordain


    variations on "poor mr sweeney, he won't like that" . eg french election results come through: "poor mr sarkozy, he won't like that".
    also when tired or hungover i like to communicate exclusively using the grunt / noise made by bishop brennan in the vatican after being kicked up the arse or by saying "maybe i need a holiday" in a bewildered tone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭liogairmhordain


    another favourite : "i came round by southern yemen"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    • Bye girls...pair o' ****
    • If you ever say that to me again, I'll put your head through the wall
    • I wasn't asking for permission
    • And now, to ride Mrs. O'Reilly!


    All of these quoted pretty regularly hah


  • Registered Users Posts: 625 ✭✭✭yermanoffthetv


    "Are those my feet?" usually when snuggiling with blankys in front of the tv or so ossofied drunk when someone asks is that your:.....:D


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,694 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    When bored or thinking of somewhere to go in a group...

    "Why not Mawengwe's..he has satellite tv"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,208 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    I call any beauty pageant 'The lovely girls competition'.

    A great bunch of lads ... applies for any ethnic minority.

    I constantly say this to my uncle which always cracks him up: F you, F your effin' wife. I'll stick this effin' pitchfork up your hole!

    On one or two occasions when I'm watching TV and someone sees a very pricey item in a shop I'd say:
    £200?! He's not trying to buy cocaine!!!

    In the car with my sister a few days ago listening to a CD and I ask her to play a particular song. She then goes: The first one? To which I reply:

    No not the ****ing first one! The ****ing first one's already been ****ing played!
    Just play the ****ing song you were playing earlier!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5 BaronVonMarlon


    When someone asks me to do something..

    "Ya i'll do that"
    ''Really?"
    "NOOOOOOO"


  • Registered Users Posts: 16 forevertwisted


    anytime someones asks would I like something sliced

    "Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?" Dougal: "Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8"


  • Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭macgrub


    When I watch the news on the 12 of July every year, I usually use the quote:
    "Those Protestants, up to no good as usual".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    If anyone ever shows you a wound.

    "Wouldn't it look like a face?"


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,593 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    All the time. Best one was when little 10 year old scrote called 'young fella' after me. I turned around and said "you'll address me by my proper title ya little bollix"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,166 ✭✭✭Beefy78


    Not generally Father Ted. I willingly or unwillingly utter an Alan Partridgism most days though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,500 ✭✭✭Drexel


    anytime i used sellotape from the dispenser in work I always say 'you have used one inch of sticky tape. God bless you'. Polish fella beside me hasnt a clue!! haha


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Noo


    WANT WANT WANT ALL OF THEM!!

    http://www.tedstees.com/


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