More than a bird, more than a plane, I'm A birdplane!

Nertballs

What's the funniest lyrics you've ever heard?? Axis of awesome up there!

The Master of Disaster

Damn you got me excited I thought I was going to see a fabulous half bird, half plane contraption

Mickey Dazzler

Suck on my chocolate salty balls... put em in your mouth and suck em...

TeddyTedson

"Shake your ass, wash your self"

triple-M

I thought I was going to see yore ma!

Nertballs

The Master of Disaster wrote: »

Damn you got me excited I thought I was going to see a fabulous half bird, half plane contraption

YouTube ''I'm a birdplane'' !

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cuunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
There's nothing finer than having a vagina


NOFX-My Vagina

wendell borton

In internet rooms and computer mainframes,
there's loads of emails 'bout your mothers blue veins,

not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms but the ones in the member hidden in her garms,

She walks around proud with a short dress on, which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong,

Often its dripping, sometimes its dry, no matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye

I thought I had to tell you,
had to put it in a letter,
but i thought **** that,
I'll write a song it's much better,

the only way to do it to really let you know, I could prove it 'cos I gave it a blow,

It was purely accidental cos she got me really drunk, and she made me kiss her elephant trunk,

You know why?
That's right,
Your Mother got a penis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZTLVJSlNw

im invisible

Its not a bird, its not a plane
it must be Dave, whos on the train

Superbus

"When I was young
I never needed anyone
And makin' love was just for fun
Those days are gone

Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobody's home

All by myself
Don't wanna be, all by myself anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live, all by myself anymore

Hard to be sure
Some times I feel so insecure
And love so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

All by myself
Don't wanna be, all by myself anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live, all by myself anymore

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And makin' love was just for fun
Those days are gone

All by myself
Don't wanna be, all by myself anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live, all by myself anymore"