Brainteasers

aimerlans

Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

What can you feed but if you give it water it will die?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

aimerlans wrote: »

Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

The driver, theres a button on the side



What can you feed but if you give it water it will die?

A fire.


Who put the screw in the tuna?

biko

Something something woodchuck wood something.

aimerlans

benwavner wrote: »

aimerlans wrote: »

Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

The driver, theres a button on the side



What can you feed but if you give it water it will die?

A fire.


Who put the screw in the tuna?

Kenan and Kel

MrStuffins

aimerlans wrote: »

Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

The driver

emeraldstar

biko wrote: »

Something something woodchuck wood something.

Brain teaser, not tongue twister.

im invisible

Two ducks infront of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle, how many ducks?

MrStuffins

im invisible wrote: »

Two ducks infront of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle, how many ducks?

3 ducks

The King of Moo

im invisible wrote: »

Two ducks infront of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle, how many ducks?

Three.

What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

xzanti

What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls.

MrStuffins

The King of Moo wrote: »

Three.

What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed and a toothbrush

AnonoBoy

How do Jacobs get the figs into the jaffa cakes?

a fat guy

xzanti wrote: »

What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls.

I'm tempted to say "a paladin" and "wind"...

MrStuffins

3 women go to a restaurant. The bill is €30. They put €10 each on the table and the waiter collects.

The cashier says there's been a mistake, the bill should've been €25 and returns 5 €1 coins to the waiter, which of course can't be divided evenly between 3. He puts €2 in his pocket and gives each lady back €1.

Now they each have €1 each, they've paid €9 each.

€9 x 3 = €27

Add the €2 the waiter has in his pocket and you have €29.............

where's the other €1 go?

emeraldstar

AnonoBoy wrote: »

How do Jacobs get the figs into the jaffa cakes?

That'd be some feat.

bonzodog2

xzanti wrote: »

What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls.

Night and Dawn. Aaaah the crack of Dawn !

xzanti

What's the only word in the English language to have 3 consecutive double letters in it??

a fat guy

MrStuffins wrote: »

3 women go to a restaurant. The bill is €30. They put €10 each on the table and the waiter collects.

The cashier says there's been a mistake, the bill should've been €25 and returns 5 €1 coins to the waiter, which of course can't be divided evenly between 3. He puts €2 in his pocket and gives each lady back €1.

Now they each have €1 each, they've paid €9 each.

€9 x 3 = €27

Add the €2 the waiter has in his pocket and you have €29.............

where's the other €1 go?

The women actually have 28 bob, the last euro is divided between them.

admiralofthefleet

im invisible wrote: »

Two ducks infront of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle, how many ducks?

who gives a fuck

Senna

xzanti wrote: »

What's the only word in the English language to have 3 consecutive double letters in it??

bookkeeping

Praetorian Saighdiuir

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

who gives a fuck

The duck

MrStuffins

xzanti wrote: »

What's the only word in the English language to have 3 consecutive double letters in it??

Google........ I mean, bookkeeping!

MrStuffins

a fat guy wrote: »

The women actually have 28 bob, the last euro is divided between them.

The women have €3 between them.

xzanti

MrStuffins wrote: »

Google........ I mean, bookkeeping!

Ah f*ck yis all.

MickySticks

How many arses does a babboon have?

SteelyDanJalapeno

MrStuffins wrote: »

3 women go to a restaurant. The bill is €30. They put €10 each on the table and the waiter collects.

The cashier says there's been a mistake, the bill should've been €25 and returns 5 €1 coins to the waiter, which of course can't be divided evenly between 3. He puts €2 in his pocket and gives each lady back €1.

Now they each have €1 each, they've paid €9 each.

€9 x 3 = €27

Add the €2 the waiter has in his pocket and you have €29.............

where's the other €1 go?

They haven't paid 9 euro each ya dope,

25/3 = 8.3333 + 1 euro = 9.3333 each x 3 = 28

And the Jipo waiter has the 2 bob

CarrickMcJoe

Can you give me a sentence where the word "and" is used 5 times in a row?

Laika1986

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Can you give me a sentence where the word "and" is used 5 times in a row?

No but im sure Gareth Gates could

MrStuffins

TiltedBrain wrote: »

They haven't paid 9 euro each ya dope,

25/3 = 8.3333 + 1 euro = 9.3333 each x 3 = 28

And the Jipo waiter has the 2 bob

It's a brainteaser, i did not invent the brainteaser.

Please refrain from calling me names.

Also, where did they get the 0.3333 coins in order to pay in such a fashion?

shopaholic01

Laika1986 wrote: »

No but im sure Gareth Gates could

SteelyDanJalapeno

MrStuffins wrote: »

It's a brainteaser, i did not invent the brainteaser.

Please refrain from calling me names.

Soz,

it was meant playfully!

RichieC

aimerlans wrote: »

Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

Since when is basic bus manual operation a brain teaser? there's a metal flap beside the door (at least on Dublin bus) with a button under it for closing the door.

blindside88

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Can you give me a sentence where the word "and" is used 5 times in a row?

I have a stammer and and and and and I can't help it

MrStuffins

TiltedBrain wrote: »

Soz,

it was meant playfully!

So, they pay €10 each but each receive €1 back......... how much have they paid each?

looksee

xzanti wrote: »

What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls.

Night falls and dawn breaks.

The King of Moo

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Can you give me a sentence where the word "and" is used 5 times in a row?

The landlord of the "Lion and Lamb" pub wasn't happy with the new sign he'd had made, so he asked the signmaker, "Could you put more more space between 'Lion' and 'and' and 'and' and 'Lamb?'"

CarrickMcJoe

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Can you give me a sentence where the word "and" is used 5 times in a row?

New sign on Cat and Cage pub when owner points out...

Is the space between Cat and, AND,and And, and Cage the same?

MrStuffins

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Can you give me a sentence where the word "and" is used 5 times in a row?

and and and and and..............













andandand BATMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a fat guy

Okay, this one is a bit... dark, but we'll give it a go.

They're these Japanese riddles that I saw online ages ago.

So basically there's an elevator that can hold a maximum of 12 people.

However, one morning when twelve (Average weight and height) people get onto the elevator, the thing refuses to move and complains that its passengers have exceeded the weight limit!

Why is this?

Roland Brice

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Can you give me a sentence where the word "and" is used 5 times in a row?

A well known TD from South tipperaray went to dail Eireann to complain about the format of the signage coming into one of the towns in his constituency
"horse And Jockey"
I need more space between Horse and and and and and Jockey

SteelyDanJalapeno

MrStuffins wrote: »

So, they pay €10 each but each receive €1 back......... how much have they paid each?

They should've paid by credit card, restaurants are always trying to do ya

CarrickMcJoe

blindside88 wrote: »

I have a stammer and and and and and I can't help it

Didnt know you also type stammer:D

JohnWaxOff

Not sure if this is a brain teaser or riddle :pac: :

A black man is walking down a narrow road. He is wearing dark clothing. The lamp posts arent switched on. Around the corner, there is a man driving a car. He is drunk. His headlights aren't on and he is driving all over the road. But when the drunk driver takes the turn he sees the black man and swerves out of the way.

How did the driver see him?

alie

aimerlans wrote: »

Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

What can you feed but if you give it water it will die?

The second one is a cactus?

Roland Brice

a fat guy wrote: »

Okay, this one is a bit... dark, but we'll give it a go.

They're these Japanese riddles that I saw online ages ago.

So basically there's an elevator that can hold a maximum of 12 people.

However, one morning when twelve (Average weight and height) people get onto the elevator, the thing refuses to move and complains that its passengers have exceeded the weight limit!

Why is this?

The lift was maunfactured in a country where the average weight of the eithnic population is lower than teh country it is being operated in

MistyCheese

JohnWaxOff wrote: »

Not sure if this is a brain teaser or riddle :pac: :

A black man is walking down a narrow road. He is wearing dark clothing. The lamp posts arent switched on. Around the corner, there is a man driving a car. He is drunk. His headlights aren't on and he is driving all over the road. But when the drunk driver takes the turn he sees the black man and swerves out of the way.

How did the driver see him?

Sure why wouldn't the driver see him? It's only midday,

CarrickMcJoe

JohnWaxOff wrote: »

Not sure if this is a brain teaser or riddle :pac: :

A black man is walking down a narrow road. He is wearing dark clothing. The lamp posts arent switched on. Around the corner, there is a man driving a car. He is drunk. His headlights aren't on and he is driving all over the road. But when the drunk driver takes the turn he sees the black man and swerves out of the way.

How did the driver see him?

With his eyes.

Paz-CCFC

a fat guy wrote: »

Okay, this one is a bit... dark, but we'll give it a go.

They're these Japanese riddles that I saw online ages ago.

So basically there's an elevator that can hold a maximum of 12 people.

However, one morning when twelve (Average weight and height) people get onto the elevator, the thing refuses to move and complains that its passengers have exceeded the weight limit!

Why is this?

Something to do with the extras they have - handbags and what not?

JohnWaxOff wrote: »

Not sure if this is a brain teaser or riddle :pac: :

A black man is walking down a narrow road. He is wearing dark clothing. The lamp posts arent switched on. Around the corner, there is a man driving a car. He is drunk. His headlights aren't on and he is driving all over the road. But when the drunk driver takes the turn he sees the black man and swerves out of the way.

How did the driver see him?

Was it during the day?

stupidusername

JohnWaxOff wrote: »

Not sure if this is a brain teaser or riddle :pac: :

A black man is walking down a narrow road. He is wearing dark clothing. The lamp posts arent switched on. Around the corner, there is a man driving a car. He is drunk. His headlights aren't on and he is driving all over the road. But when the drunk driver takes the turn he sees the black man and swerves out of the way.

How did the driver see him?

It's day time.

Roland Brice

JohnWaxOff wrote: »

Not sure if this is a brain teaser or riddle :pac: :

A black man is walking down a narrow road. He is wearing dark clothing. The lamp posts arent switched on. Around the corner, there is a man driving a car. He is drunk. His headlights aren't on and he is driving all over the road. But when the drunk driver takes the turn he sees the black man and swerves out of the way.

How did the driver see him?

Its the middle of the day

Sync

MrStuffins wrote: »

3 women go to a restaurant. The bill is €30. They put €10 each on the table and the waiter collects.

The cashier says there's been a mistake, the bill should've been €25 and returns 5 €1 coins to the waiter, which of course can't be divided evenly between 3. He puts €2 in his pocket and gives each lady back €1.

Now they each have €1 each, they've paid €9 each.

€9 x 3 = €27

Add the €2 the waiter has in his pocket and you have €29.............

where's the other €1 go?

So the restaurant has €25 of the €30...
The ladies each get back €1 meaning that's €28 of the €30... and finally the shnaky waiter has the €2... which is €30 of the original €30.

(heard it years ago... lol)