The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*

Guill

That's a Vice grips, not a Pliers.

Scioch

Thought that would give me the heebie jeebies but it didnt for some reason. Now the thought of going at that exposed toe with a sponge *shudders*.

BaconZombie

http://i.imgur.com/suKQG.gif

TPD

Catxscotch wrote: »

On another note, I can't believe the Americans named a town "Truth or Consequences"?!

Named that to win a radio competition in the 50s it seems. Pretty badass name.
The murderer guy was from the nearby place named 'Elephant Butt(e)', which is as strange.

Dickerty

norrie rugger wrote: »

I had ingrown toeneails removed, when I was younger.
they also destoryed the nail be, to prevent it happening again.

Unfortunately the part that was ingrowing is now the ONLY bit of nail that grows. Every few months I have to take a pliers to it.

That doesn't sound right! I had 4 ingrown toenails removed in my teens, the two smaller toes grew bac normally, I only have to watch the two big toes growing back - if I don't cut into the corners before they grow in, they'll grow in again. But they grew back normal!

norrie rugger

Wikipedia wrote:

SurgeryMain article: Surgical treatment of ingrown toe nails

A toe post wedge resection with an image of the nail removedThe initial surgical approach is typically a partial avulsion of the lateral nail plate known as a wedge resection or a complete removal of the toenail.[9] If the ingrown toenail reoccurs despite this treatment, destruction of the side nail bed with anesthesia and proper equipment is recommended.[9] Topical antibiotics may be used post procedure but oral antibiotics are not recommended as they may delay healing.[9]

they destroyed the nail bed but the "ingrown" parts remained still (tough little buggers"

I think that I might video the next time that I have to rip one out and post it here ha!!

Dickerty

Poor you! There is nothing like a good nail removal.

Fracture

Seriously graphic and probably nsfw

http://i.imgur.com/bR4m9.jpg

a suprachoroidal hemorrhage following blunt trauma to an eye

flutterflye

Oh sweet mother of fcuk!!!

Duggy747

Draining said suprachoroidal hemorrhage :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zGhpSwvUic

Imagine the needle prodding away inside your eye,draining fluid.

Also:
http://drvipin.webs.com/photos/The%20Eye/Cyst%20or%20Trab.jpg

Delicious.

CMpunked

Why did i check out this thread while making my lunch.

Its useless now.

weiland79

Fracture wrote: »

Seriously graphic and probably nsfw

http://i.imgur.com/bR4m9.jpg

a suprachoroidal hemorrhage following blunt trauma to an eye

What da fvckity fvck!

You sir are an Ass hole!

norrie rugger

Fracture wrote: »

Seriously graphic and probably nsfw

http://i.imgur.com/bR4m9.jpg

a suprachoroidal hemorrhage following blunt trauma to an eye

Again, that's fine to me.
Zit popping is ukky

unclebill98

Nononononononononononononononononono........

Sick.......

Had to look twice though....

Dickerty

Fracture wrote: »

Seriously graphic and probably nsfw

http://i.imgur.com/bR4m9.jpg

a suprachoroidal hemorrhage following blunt trauma to an eye

Reminds me of this, from the YLYL3 thread!

--Kaiser--

weiland79 wrote: »

What da fvckity fvck!

You sir are an Ass hole!

The thread is called 'The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*'
What exactly did you expect?

Gbear

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

The thread is called 'The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*'
What exactly did you expect?

He thought it was an acronym for "not ophthalmic prodding ever"

IsMiseLisa

I am totally fine with 95% of the stuff on this thread, but every time the eye stuff gets me. I think it's because sight is so important and just the idea of a hook in my eyeball (or a maggot/bulging pupil/etc.) seems horrendous to me.

Daemos

Fracture wrote: »

Seriously graphic and probably nsfw

http://i.imgur.com/bR4m9.jpg

a suprachoroidal hemorrhage following blunt trauma to an eye

"Dude, your eye is running"
"Oh yeah, where's it running to? Lol!"
"Actually..."

Myrddin

The eye stuff doesn't bother me at all, those crazy Russians doing chin ups on radio towers though? Shudder...

weiland79

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

The thread is called 'The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*'
What exactly did you expect?

Not sure how to respond to you.

Fvck it, it's not worth it.

--Kaiser--

weiland79 wrote: »

Not sure how to respond to you.

Fvck it, it's not worth it.

You got nothing

--Kaiser--

EnterNow wrote: »

The eye stuff doesn't bother me at all, those crazy Russians doing chin ups on radio towers though? Shudder...

You'll love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc-C85oHfzs

Duggy747

Telegraph

Telegraph wrote:

Hang Mioku, now 48, had her first plastic surgery procedure when she was 28; hooked from the beginning she moved to Japan where she had further operations - mostly to her face.
Following operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was beautiful.
Eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder.
When she returned home to Korea the surgery meant Hang's features had changed so much that her own parents didn't recognise her.
After realising that the girl with the grossly swollen face was indeed their daughter her horrified parents took her to a doctor. Once again the possibility that Hang had a mental disorder was raised and she started treatment.

However, this treatment was too expensive for her to keep up and she soon fell back into old ways.
Amazingly, she found a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injects and, what's more, he then gave her a syringe and silicone of her own so she could self-inject.
When her supply of silicone ran out Hang resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face.
Her face became so grotesquely large that she was called "standing fan" by children in her neighbourhood - due to her large face and small body.
As Hang's notoriety spread she was featured on Korean TV. Viewers seeing the report took mercy on her and sent in enough donations to enable her to have surgery to reduce the size of her face.
During the first procedure surgeons removed 60g of foreign substance from Hang's face and 200g from her neck.
After several other sessions her face was left greatly reduced but still scarred and disfigured.
And it would seem that even Hang can now see the damage she has done; she now says that she would simply like her original face back.

Lovely

Celly Smunt

Duggy747 wrote: »

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01111/kor2_1111849c.jpg

Lovely

And all that time i was there thinking gaddafi was dead.

JohnCleary

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

You'll love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc-C85oHfzs

Slightly OT sorry, but....

I did this walk a few years back, it was AMAZING. I don't know why I did it as I often have dreams that i'm hanging off a cliff etc...

CMpunked

Ever find a bee/wasp nest in your shed?....

Noxin

Fracture wrote: »

Seriously graphic and probably nsfw

http://i.imgur.com/bR4m9.jpg

a suprachoroidal hemorrhage following blunt trauma to an eye

Ohh dear holy crapballs. I just threw up a little into my mouth... :eek::eek::eek:

LEIN

CMpunked wrote: »

Ever find a bee/wasp nest in your shed?....



http://i.imgur.com/VtaOc.jpg

:eek:

I'd just burn the place down, simple as that....

Myrddin

DD9090 wrote: »

:eek:

I'd just burn the place down, simple as that....

Nuke it from orbit...