The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*

Gbear

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

no, just dirt and grease

The goo oxidises and turns black.

BillyMitchel

NegativeCreep wrote: »

This freaks the bejesus out of me every time I see it. Feel sorry for him though.

You bollocks!! About 20 seconds left when they just stare into the camera, that freaked me out.

krudler

shedweller

yekahS wrote: »

shedweller wrote: »

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Whats going on here?

It looks to me like a tooth really rotted out and the dentist is "exploring" the site. It looks deep as hell.

harvester of sorrow

krudler wrote: »

*takes to garage*
"theres a hissing sound coming from my engine,can you take a look at it?"
*opens bonnet*
"ahh sure look theres your problem,youve got a snake on your engine!":pac:

Scioch

harvester of sorrow wrote: »

*takes to garage*
"theres a hissing sound coming from my engine,can you take a look at it?"
*opens bonnet*
"ahh sure look theres your problem,youve got a snake on your engine!":pac:

"Will it be be much work to fix it ?"

*Scratches chin and winces*
"Well I dont have the right set of gloves to get that particular snake out at the moment. Then you have to get a bag to put the snake in and they dont come cheap, it a pretty big snake. I'd say we are talking 2 days and four hundred euro at least."

"Ah jesus, is there anything ya can do to bring the price down?"

"I'll see if I can find a bin liner and beat it out with a stick for 100. Still gonna take a couple days"

BadGirl

shedweller wrote: »

It looks to me like a tooth really rotted out and the dentist is "exploring" the site. It looks deep as hell.

Looks to me like there is 'something' in there... one of those fecking maggots or something....

af_thefragile

Make sure your steak is well done unless you like to have these fellas crawling inside you!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fmx24FbZoM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJCh7bR1Nf0

Scioch

^^ How the fcuk does a colon cleanse eliminate stomach parasites ??

hardCopy

Chorcai wrote: »

This doctor has some of the best videos ever !

look at these

His sebaceous cyst removal is like the horse pimple all over again.

Reminds me of the time my doctor let me watch while he took a lypoma out of my leg.

Chorcai

hardCopy wrote: »

His sebaceous cyst removal is like the horse pimple all over again.

Reminds me of the time my doctor let me watch while he took a lypoma out of my leg.

This is an amazing surgery, the cyst is just an oil gland gone bonkers !

Celly Smunt

Chorcai wrote: »

This is an amazing surgery, the cyst is just an oil gland gone bonkers !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcICqhovmJo

fyp

Guill

hardCopy wrote: »

His sebaceous cyst removal is like the horse pimple all over again.

Reminds me of the time my doctor let me watch while he took a lypoma out of my leg.

Wow, that sounds class!

gctest50

Safety harness : put it on right

Disclaimer .....

Graphic.

Fair chance you'll remember this next time you put one on , so might save you in the future .....

user2011

Google Manthrie Dewage Karunawathi.

Or longer video on bestgore

TangyZizzle

There's been plenty of "I could handle it up until x point, but that's over the line," type posts.. but I'm going to make one anyway.

I could handle everything up until now, but the idea of having your scrotum lacerated to such an extent that what should be eternal for life, becomes external just about pushes me over the edge. Goodnight Nope thread.

gctest50

You could do up the slides for a safety course in a hurry out of this thread

Augmerson

I'm not going to display this picture but I think if you like maggots (and who doesn't, ammright? right? sure ]) then you are going to love this!

http://i.imgur.com/NWi8Y.jpg

Augmerson

gctest50

Tis the season .......... firework

Mod: Tis never the season for gore on the thread.

hardCopy

Guill wrote: »

hardCopy wrote: »

His sebaceous cyst removal is like the horse pimple all over again.

Reminds me of the time my doctor let me watch while he took a lypoma out of my leg.

Wow, that sounds class!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQAvBqw-Af8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

It was a bit like this one, but smaller and less fingering. Mine was done under local anesthetic, taken from my thigh. The doctor spotted my trying to sneak a look and offered me a pillow so I could sit up and watch.

Guill

hardCopy wrote: »

but smaller and less fingering

*Snigger*

Leiva

does anyone else like me squint their eyes first before opening up attached pics - just in case :pac:

--Kaiser--

Simultaneously the worst and best thread ever

unclebill98

gctest50 wrote: »

Safety harness : put it on right

Disclaimer .....

Graphic.

Fair chance you'll remember this next time you put one on , so might save you in the future .....

Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BizzyC

gctest50 wrote: »

Safety harness : put it on right

Disclaimer .....

Graphic.

Fair chance you'll remember this next time you put one on , so might save you in the future .....

Can someone tell me how to put one on properly to avoid this?

Once I saw the picture I closed the file without reading anything, so I'm now going to be scared of harnesses cause I probably dont know how to do it right....

bleg

ibarelycare wrote: »

I'm buying this:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Special-Suvorna-Blackhead-Comedone-Extractor/dp/B004XJQWGU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1348585625&sr=8-1

I'll never leave my room again

I actually did buy one! It's amazing.

Evil Phil

:eek:

krudler

^ fcuk me, thats a big spider

"she wants to climb on my face again"

"again"

"again"

AGAIN?

Geekness1234

Evil Phil wrote: »

:eek:

Need a big newspaper for that one.