The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*

Duggy747

Degloving


Looks like you could just peel it right off :pac:

Duggy747

swampy353 wrote: »

If you thought the start was bad try 1:00 in. Awful, just awful

Reminds me of this guy oozing jelly blood clots from his leg:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8xfrGbRfec

Bobby42

Giant snake opening a door.


http://vimeo.com/9841493#at=0

Its complete nope for me.

flutterflye

^^ That is so cool!!

Duggy747

I thought that was funny how he just slapped onto the floor, like a drunk snake coming home after an all-night bender :pac:

krudler

Bobby42 wrote: »

Giant snake opening a door.


http://vimeo.com/9841493#at=0

Its complete nope for me.

"Clever girl"

Augmerson

Context: This be a bunch of crazy ****ing spiders. They are ****ing all ****ing crazy. Pure crazy. If they had a chance they'd swarm all over your face and get into your ears and into your mind and say things and make you do things bad things and oh god they will eat your brain and you will be a spider zombie and spiders will burst out of you and attack others and you will grow huge long hairy legs out of your back and become one of them oh god oh god

dobsdave

For those that like popping stuff...

Augmerson

Popcorn is done.

Capt'n Midnight

So here are the facts: it happened during 6th Soviet Antarctic Expedition at Novolazarevskaya Station. The patient was the only physician on station, so the assistant was a mechanic. It was on April 30, 1961. The operation took 2 hours. He positioned himself so that he could see his own body using a mirror when doing the surgery - he made a 12 cm cut through which he found the appendix.

:eek:

Pics
http://www.southpolestation.com/trivia/igy1/appendix.html

Chucken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWjPpL-GVoA

user2011

Fake!

Looks like it was a performing arts stunt, done with a dolls head on a ducks carcass.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/fetus.asp

flutterflye

^^ No way I'm clicking that link - Is it actually some guy eating a fetus?? :O

user2011

flutterflye wrote: »

^^ No way I'm clicking that link - Is it actually some guy eating a fetus?? :O

Yup. F**king nuts. The link suggests it is a "common" practice over the lovely place that is China. Needs nuking I say.

inmyday

user2011 wrote: »

Yup. F**king nuts. The link suggests it is a "common" practice over the lovely place that is China. Needs nuking I say.

ffs, its not common practice. Dont be so naive.

Duggy747

That pic is fake and isn't common practice at all, there are the very odd cases of cannibalism in the midlands (from a loony rather than some sort of tradition) but that's it.

Anyways, guy gets his face sliced open from a plate his GF smashed into his face

Hagz

Is that Tom Odell?

user2011

http://i.imgur.com/c6Ry51T.gif

The poor f**ker. Wonders what he did too deserve that.

Video. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6d2_1373929029

And a brilliant comment >

The Playboy Club has Hugh Hefner; this club has huge heifers.

LOL

Capt'n Midnight

ibarelycare

How is that nope?

Capt'n Midnight

ibarelycare wrote: »

How is that nope?

Did you see the Alien films ?

ibarelycare

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Did you see the Alien films ?

I saw the first two. But it's a pregnant cat! I think it's cool, definitely not nope!

--Kaiser--

ibarelycare wrote: »

I saw the first two. But it's a pregnant cat! I think it's cool, definitely not nope!

It's the least 'nopest' thing in the thread

moesyzlak

In fairness cats are disgusting.

Myrddin

moesyzlak wrote: »

In fairness cats are disgusting.

Really? I find them incredibly intelligent, adaptive, self-sufficient, cute, & funny. But then again, I love all animals.

ljpg

EnterNow wrote: »

Really? I find them incredibly intelligent, adaptive, self-sufficient, cute, & funny. But then again, I love all animals.

A dog may go out of its way to save ya,in the same situation a cat would probably turn round and squirt piss at ya

Myrddin

ljpg wrote: »

A dog may go out of its way to save ya,in the same situation a cat would probably turn round and squirt piss at ya

Well that depends on the cat doesn't it, some of them might actually be the ones that put you in harms way to begin with :P

Duggy747

Cats are not to be trusted, as evident in this documentary film:

:pac:

chops018

ljpg wrote: »

A dog may go out of its way to save ya,in the same situation a cat would probably turn round and squirt piss at ya

What a well made, excellent point which you have clearly put a lot of thought into and researched thoroughly!

ljpg

chops018 wrote: »

What a well made, excellent point which you have clearly put a lot of thought into and researched thoroughly!

Thanks,i'm glad i enlightened you on the subject.