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The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*

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  • Registered Users Posts: 24,494 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    less talk more ickyness!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    less talk more ickyness!!

    Okey doke

    How about some dissecting Cellulitis of the scalp?

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    What he looks like at the end:
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    You can see the rest here on his Flickr for his full recovery


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    The Peeler :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    ^^^
    That looks oddly satisfying.

    I know. I'm disgusting :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    A jungle in Guyana is not the best place for this to happen....

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭user2011




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Chorcai


    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4bb_1357699109

    Little warning on the link above, the guy uses a sword on his back and well it slices him open.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_Ashura
    "Certain rituals like the traditional flagellation ritual called Talwar zani (talwar ka matam or sometimes tatbir) using a sword or zanjeer zani or zanjeer matam, involving the use of a zanjeer (a chain with blades) are also performed.[20] These are religious customs that show solidarity with Husayn and his family. People mourn the fact that they were not present at the battle to fight and save Husayn and his family."



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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭vh4sd


    Jesse James > Chopper and Hot Rod builder cut his finger off in his workshop in Austin Texas a couple of weeks ago >

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson




  • Registered Users Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Mardy Bum




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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭chillywilly



    It's got some head on it!


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    It's got some head on it!

    That's what she said


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Not nearly as Nope as things on this this thread but this is my finger at the minute...gout attack!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 27,161 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    ^ I dont think I's be standing in front of a fella swinging a homemade flail like that....confirmed when it comes flying off!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,333 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    Don't know if this was posted before but it is fúckin funny

    And a bit nope ;)


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,304 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Popping a pimple will never feel quite as satisfying any more after seeing this



  • Registered Users Posts: 906 ✭✭✭Bassfish


    ^^^^^^^^^^
    Is it wrong that I would actually pay good money to be allowed to do that?


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I always squirmed a bit whenever I see anyone trying to open a bottle with their teeth, expecting their teeth to go flying:
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    Just never expected this to happen.....
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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Aenaes


    After seeing a couple of the finger pictures here's what happened to mine last year

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    After leaving hospital getting dressing changed:
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    About a month afterwards:
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    And today:
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    All thanks to the staff at Tallaght hospital. It's barely noticable now apart from the crooked fingernail and a slight scar.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Gack. What's it like now? Did it heal well?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Aenaes


    Edited to satisfy your curiosity.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Aenaes wrote: »
    Edited to satisfy your curiosity.

    Oh wow - You wouldn't even notice at all.
    Also, they seem to have altered the colour of your skin strangely enough! :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Oh wow - You wouldn't even notice at all.
    Also, they seem to have altered the colour of your skin strangely enough! :p

    You sound like one of dem lads what never saw a drop of grease in his life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    How did you manage to do that? :L


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Aenaes


    I was using a machine to cut stainless steel pipes, a bit bigger than the one below

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    One pipe was quite long so as it got cut it rose into the air while I was still holding it and my finger got trapped between the pipe and the saftey guard (you know, the thing that is supposed to prevent you from doing any damage to yourself).
    Funny thing is, I was debating removing the guard earlier as it was getting in the way. If I had, I wouldn't have injured myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    It looks like an angry duck.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,495 ✭✭✭✭guil


    lkionm wrote: »
    It looks like an angry duck.

    Quick go make a game and make a fortune


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Since we're on about fingers, this is when I tore the shìt out of my hand from a fence.

    The skin on the left side of my middle finger just sliced off and hung like skin off a chicken wing, flapping. Sliced some nerves connected to the other finger, which resulted in numbness on one side of it.
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    Alls fine now, have about 90% feeling back in the finger that had the sliced nerves and the middle finger is grand. I have a big ass scar going down it to the center of my hand and it provides a good laugh to horrify people with :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Removing teeth and finding a surprise :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


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