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The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*

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    #2072
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,981 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Forkin' 'Ell ..!

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    It's a true story, too. Snopes has some details, and a link to a photo of the removal procedure. I have decided against viewing that one ... :eek:

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #2073
    Gbear
    Registered Users Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    Toots* wrote: »
    Gross as that was, I actually feel better seeing them removed. I was reading up on nasal myiasis and apparently people often die from it!! Although, I think if I woke up one morning and saw loads of maggots up my nose I'd probably end up shooting myself in the face to try and get rid of them.

    If you woke up and were suddenly able to see up your own nose, the maggots contained within would be the least of your problems.


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    #2074
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,915 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Gbear wrote: »
    If you woke up and were suddenly able to see up your own nose, the maggots contained within would be the least of your problems.

    Actually, I have a rare facial deformity that allows me to see directly into my own nose. I'm quite self conscious about it, thank you very much!

    *runs away crying*


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    #2075
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Toots* wrote: »
    Actually, I have a rare facial deformity that allows me to see directly into my own nose. I'm quite self conscious about it, thank you very much!

    *runs away crying*

    You cannot say something like that and not put a selfie on this thread:p


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    #2076
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,915 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    You cannot say something like that and not put a selfie on this thread:p

    Oh fine!!

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    *may not actually be me


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    #2077
    Darkglasses
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 14,526 Mod ✭✭✭✭Darkglasses


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    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    You cannot say something like that and not put a selfie on this thread:p


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    #2078
    Faing
    Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭Faing


    My mate was actually born with upturned nostrils, poor fecker drowned in the shower when he forgot to wear his hat......


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    #2079
    tommy2bad
    Registered Users Posts: 4,255 ✭✭✭tommy2bad


    Darkglasses wrote: »
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    You should see the eyes!
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    #2080
    .E_C_K_S.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭.E_C_K_S.


    This is tuning into the 'what the f*ck thread'


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    #2081
    nate19841
    Registered Users Posts: 46 ✭nate19841


    That will haunt my dreams forever


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    #2082
    nate19841
    Registered Users Posts: 46 ✭nate19841


    I thought my ex look like oul Mary Lou, but thats closer to the button. Poor girl had breathing trouble!


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    #2083
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    tommy2bad wrote: »
    You should see the eyes!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!!!


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    #2084
    p to the e
    Registered Users Posts: 2,318 ✭✭✭p to the e


    Found this on another forum and gave me a good laugh. Not sure where exactly this belongs but...

    <<<snip>>>

    Background info: Son killed his father then sliced his face off and dressed as his dad to go see his grandfather. The grandfather talked with him for a while before he finally realized something was up and called the cops to go over to the father and son’s home.


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    #2085
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    For those that love popping blackheads/cysts.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrSwKeenk8I


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    #2086
    Guill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


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    #2087
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    This is why my shower hasn't been draining properly the past few weeks :o

    (Lip balm tin wasn't in there...that's just for scale :D)

    I know it's disgusting but unblocking it was soooo satisfying!


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    #2088
    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    This is why my shower hasn't been draining properly the past few weeks :o

    (Lip balm tin wasn't in there...that's just for scale :D)

    I know it's disgusting but unblocking it was soooo satisfying!

    I can nearly smell it:mad:


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    #2089
    flutterflye
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    This is why my shower hasn't been draining properly the past few weeks :o

    (Lip balm tin wasn't in there...that's just for scale :D)

    I know it's disgusting but unblocking it was soooo satisfying!

    I think I saw a show once where some guy liked to eat all the congealed hair in the shower drain. :/


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    #2090
    Frynge
    Registered Users Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    flutterflye wrote: »
    I think I saw a show once where some guy liked to eat all the congealed hair in the shower drain. :/

    I didn't expect a comment to be the biggest nope in this thread.


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    #2091
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    harvester of sorrow wrote: »
    I can nearly smell it:mad:

    It didn't smell much. Just a bit like damp towel!


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    #2092
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    flutterflye wrote: »
    I think I saw a show once where some guy liked to eat all the congealed hair in the shower drain. :/

    I just puked in my mouth a little.... :(


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    #2093
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    It didn't smell much. Just a bit like damp towel!

    You smelt it?


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    #2094
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    This story has reminded me of work today. We have this fancy pants grease catcher in the sink, so little bits of food go down along with grease and gets run through a filter and magic happens.

    We hadn't emptied it in a while and I pulled it out an the smell was worse than anything I had smelt before. There was mould growing on the grease and all the crushed food was sitting there in the corner like a disgusting poo poo. Man that was bad. Nearl got sick into it.


    I put it into the bag and into the bin. Hopefully the bag dosent burst.


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    #2095
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


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    #2096
    kupus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    the following should only be watched if you can stomach it:P



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    #2097
    GastroBoy
    Registered Users Posts: 863 ✭✭✭GastroBoy


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    #2098
    123 LC
    Registered Users Posts: 670 ✭✭✭123 LC


    GastroBoy wrote: »
    ..

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    #2099
    Gamayun
    Registered Users Posts: 448 ✭✭Gamayun


    Apologies if already posted, you know that feeling when you walk through a web...well imagine that:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbdvno5vt14


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    #2100
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    40,000 daddy longlegs

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    Gamayun wrote: »
    Raining spiders

    That video has all of my nopes!


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    #2101
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,240 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    How I feel every time I visit this thread

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