The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*

weiland79

Toots* wrote: »

I read the medical report on that, which came with pictures of before, during and after removal. It's eye-watering stuff.

Come on you know the rules.

Link?

(I'm going to regret that aren't I)?

gctest50

I'd be crap at that - " so sorry - you die kthnxbye"


:eek:

If one reviews current literature, it is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative. The wide array of self-inserted foreign bodies include needles, pencils, ball point pens, pen lids, garden wire, copper wire, speaker wire, safety pins, Allen keys, wire-like objects (telephone cables, rubber tubes, feeding tubes, straws, string), toothbrushes, household batteries, light bulbs, marbles, cotton tip swabs, plastic cups, thermomethers, plants and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, beans, hay, bamboo sticks, grass leaves), parts of animals (leeches, squirrel tail, snakes, bones), toys, pieces of latex gloves, blue tack, Intrauterine Contraceptive Devices (IUCD), tampons, pessaries, powders (cocaine), fluids (glue, hot wax)

http://www.casereports.com/article/S2210-2612%2813%2900232-0/fulltext

Toots

weiland79 wrote: »

Come on you know the rules.

Link?

(I'm going to regret that aren't I)?

This isn't the article I read but I think it's pretty much the same thing. Fewer pictures, although that's probably a good thing.

VERY NSFW!!
http://www.casereports.com/article/S2210-2612(13)00232-0/abstract

Seriously though, I know people are into some fcuked up sh*t, but what on earth would possess you to put a FORK IN YOUR KNOB??

"Oooh, honey lets spice things up in the bedroom"
"Sounds good, what would you like me to do? Sexy lingerie? Brazillian wax? Edible underwear? Roleplay?"
"Those all sound great, but do you know what'd really get my motor running?"
"What?"
"I want you to stick a fork down my pee hole. Like, right down in there. I want the fork inside my penis. And then I want to use it to eat a plate of beans."
"..................... da fcuk?????"

Chorcai

Still not as bad as the fellas putting worms down their pee pee hole!

Renegade Mechanic

user2011

Crackers at the ready.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5d5_1403700637

MacBizzle

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Why do you do this to me!?!! The original was like, my favourite pic on the internet, but this!?!? :eek: I hate you Renegade.

MacBizzle

That's the cup we kept used teabags in since this morning, nearly got sick when I saw it :pac:

Renegade Mechanic

MacBizzle wrote: »

Why do you do this to me!?!! The original was like, my favourite pic on the internet, but this!?!? :eek: I hate you Renegade.

If i have some weird nightmare, thats the kind of sh*te Im dodging:D I truly hate them.
Here you go:

Sleep tight!

ibarelycare

Doge

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Star Wars fans might want to skip this one


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Boba Fett unmasked

Is it wrong that I want to sex the Red haired lady on the left?

(Well as she is in the photo, she's probably ancient at this stage!)

GrumpyMe

waveform wrote: »

Is it wrong that I want to sex the Red haired lady on the left?

As long as it is not due to a foot fetish!

Doge

GrumpyMe wrote: »

As long as it is not due to a foot fetish!

This video will cheer up some of the arachnophobes out there, you'll feel quite brave around spiders after watching this guy!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=122347227974711

200,000+ shares and counting!

GreeBo

What am I missing in the tea bag cup pic?

Renegade Mechanic

GreeBo wrote: »

What am I missing in the tea bag cup pic?

Im not sure but I've drank from dirtier:o.

x43r0

These things make me gag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-xmyT7IJ-A

Ihatecuddles

I have tonsil stones in a huge hole (pocket) in one of my tonsils. The smell is unbelievable. I take them out and then it bleeds for ages

gerrybbadd

The tonsils stones video is the absolute worst thing i have seen in this thread.

Edgedinblue

Jesus if you've got stones like that get those tonsils removed! Nasty yet I can't stop watching haha!

sydthebeat

gerrybbadd wrote: »

The tonsils stones video is the absolute worst thing i have seen in this thread.

I always wondered what those yokes were. ....

sydthebeat

Canis Lupus wrote: »

I'm not even particularly claustrophobic but I found these hard to watch.

My worst worst nightmare. Cold sweats watching "the Vice"

seany15

gerrybbadd wrote: »

The tonsils stones video is the absolute worst thing i have seen in this thread.

+1

nearly puked. The essence of nope.

dodderangler

I know for a fact I'm not the only one who watched that and went up to a mirror to see if I had them lumps

Renegade Mechanic

dodderangler wrote: »

I know for a fact I'm not the only one who watched that and went up to a mirror to see if I had them lumps

Jaysus. Anyone with lumps like that in their throat wouldn't need to confirm in via reflection!:eek:

Lyssa

I think the worst part about them is, they stink! They are rank.. so glad I've had my tonsils out....

stefan idiot jones

This is not comfortable viewing.

seany15

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

This is not comfortable viewing.

i made it about a minute in and had to turn off. My god some of those looked horrific.

Paddy Cow

seany15 wrote: »

i made it about a minute in and had to turn off. My god some of those looked horrific.

You did much better than me. Now way am I clicking on that link NOPE.

Mike Litoris

Paddy Cow wrote: »

You did much better than me. Now way am I clicking on that link NOPE.

The first few aint that bad. I got out of there before it got too nopey.

Teyla Emmagan

x43r0 wrote: »

These things make me gag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-xmyT7IJ-A

I actually think that's kinda brilliant! Have never seen those before.

*Off to google images*