In sickness but in health

Lando Griffin

So, finally I'm off work sick and wouldn't you know am bored.
I have allready tried to play FMA but the only player I was able to buy has 1865 days to live in England before he can play. So im sick of that.
What does one do all day when incapicated?
I came on boards to see if there were any inspiring threads but nothing stands out.
Fapping is out of the question as the problem generates from that general area.
I might do some work from my sick bed on my computer and realy impress the boss.

Mr.Crinklewood

Do some ironing, after all you have the bored already.

chin_grin

You sh!t out your penis? Fap FFS!

ElleEm

Lando Griffin wrote: »

So, finally I'm off work sick and wouldn't you know am bored.
I have allready tried to play FMA but the only player I was able to buy has 1865 days to live in England before he can play. So im sick of that.
What does one do all day when incapicated?
I came on boards to see if there were any inspiring threads but nothing stands out.
Fapping is out of the question as the problem generates from that general area.
I might do some work from my sick bed on my computer and realy impress the boss.

You have a penis disease?

OldGoat

Write a short story.
Learn Spanish.
?
Profit.

Mr.Biscuits

Find a parade and sing Twist and Shout.

mikemac1

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Fapping is out of the question as the problem generates from that general area.

Too much information

phasers

ah jaysus, nobody wants to know about your knob rot Lando

Pushtrak

Lando Griffin wrote: »

So, finally I'm off work sick and wouldn't you know am bored.
I have allready tried to play FMA but the only player I was able to buy has 1865 days to live in England before he can play. So im sick of that.
What does one do all day when incapicated?
I came on boards to see if there were any inspiring threads but nothing stands out.
Fapping is out of the question as the problem generates from that general area.
I might do some work from my sick bed on my computer and realy impress the boss.

Nothing.

Mickey Dazzler

What happened your penis? Did you put it somewhere you shouldn't have?? Did you? Did you? You dirty little bag of filth.

cournioni

Lando Griffin wrote: »

So, finally I'm off work sick and wouldn't you know am bored.
I have allready tried to play FMA but the only player I was able to buy has 1865 days to live in England before he can play. So im sick of that.
What does one do all day when incapicated?
I came on boards to see if there were any inspiring threads but nothing stands out.
Fapping is out of the question as the problem generates from that general area.
I might do some work from my sick bed on my computer and realy impress the boss.

Sick, yeah sure... The day after a bank holiday... Get to work ya lazy fecker.

Lando Griffin

cournioni wrote: »

Sick, yeah sure... The day after a bank holiday... Get to work ya lazy fecker.

and I was sick yesterday too.

100 new jobs in Dublin, fantastic news.

Cookie_Monster

watch all 76 episodes of South Park that you've recorded on the sky box for just such an occasion

antodeco

Cut off your penis. You'll get better much quicker!

CardBordWindow

Try learn the piano, using only your toes.

TeddyTedson

phasers wrote: »

ah jaysus, nobody wants to know about your knob rot Lando

Speak for yourself!

a fat guy

Read a book.

Chat to friends via text or Facebook.

davet82

Lando Griffin wrote: »

What does one do all day when incapicated?
Fapping is out of the question as the problem generates from that general area.

phasers wrote: »

ah jaysus, nobody wants to know about your knob rot Lando

Try work on a cure for penis rot?

Lando Griffin

a fat guy wrote: »

Read a book.

Chat to friends via text or Facebook.

Dont read and dont do facebook.

Thanks for your suggestions everyone very helpful except those of you who think I have penis rot, I dont, never had never will.But I will tell you this the pain I'm in is worse than having a baby the doctor gave me some of the strongest pain killers available, but I dont like taking them. Thats how much of a man I am.

danniemcq

Have you catch 22, The Stand, A Short History of nearly everything or Life of Pi?

If so read one of them or all of them

danniemcq

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Dont read and dont do facebook.

Thanks for your suggestions everyone very helpful except those of you who think I have penis rot, I dont, never had never will.But I will tell you this the pain I'm in is worse than having a baby the doctor gave me some of the strongest pain killers available, but I dont like taking them. Thats how much of a man I am.

Are you trying to pass a stone? or 3?

and so no reading what about wacthing the Godfather Trilogy?

ElleEm

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Dont read and dont do facebook.

Thanks for your suggestions everyone very helpful except those of you who think I have penis rot, I dont, never had never will.But I will tell you this the pain I'm in is worse than having a baby the doctor gave me some of the strongest pain killers available, but I dont like taking them. Thats how much of a man I am.

You've had a baby AND you have a penis?????

Reoil

Lando Griffin wrote: »

So, finally I'm off work sick and wouldn't you know am bored.
I have allready tried to play FMA but the only player I was able to buy has 1865 days to live in England before he can play. So im sick of that.
What does one do all day when incapicated?
I came on boards to see if there were any inspiring threads but nothing stands out.
Fapping is out of the question as the problem generates from that general area.
I might do some work from my sick bed on my computer and realy impress the boss.

This is either a troll, or just asking for trouble...

scholar007

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

What happened your penis? Did you put it somewhere you shouldn't have?? Did you? Did you? You dirty little bag of filth.

I bet he was fornicating

FatherLen

op snapped his banjo string!

Pushtrak

danniemcq wrote: »

Have you catch 22, The Stand, A Short History of nearly everything or Life of Pi?

If so read one of them or all of them

I'm actually reading this at the moment. Great book.

danniemcq

Pushtrak wrote: »

I'm actually reading this at the moment. Great book.

It should be a school text book!